Gay Marriage Jokes

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
While I don’t know the history about Forlife- there’s always those people on here that make a lot of threads about the same thing that no one reads (headhunter), there really is no reason for the absolute hatred of the gays shown on this board.

No one is hating on gays. Look, you guys bitched and moaned about idiots trolling the bodybuilding boards — but then we’re haters when forlife clogs up this area with this gay marriage crap?

I think maybe you took too many shots to the head.

[/quote]

Trust me and I think many on here will agree with me, you clog up these forums more than forlife or anyone could ever do. And maybe you are jealous cause his threads have more activity that any one of the stupid ass ones you try.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

[/quote]

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

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[quote]jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

[/quote]

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
What I don’t get is why people keep posting in the gay threads if they think the boards are too full of gay threads. If you truly think there is too much discussion about gay issues, why are you contributing to it?[/quote]

Cause they want you to see the error of your ways I guess. Or they love the topic.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.[/quote]

Actually, he doesn’t.

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[quote]jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t. [/quote]

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t.

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.[/quote]

I have actually. But why are you singling me out on being off topic, many other posters haven’t really stayed with the topic. Oh wait, you are just going after me cause I’m on the opposite side of the arguement. I can come and go as I please, but thanks for the suggestion.

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[quote]jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t.

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.

I have actually. But why are you singling me out on being off topic, many other posters haven’t really stayed with the topic. Oh wait, you are just going after me cause I’m on the opposite side of the arguement. I can come and go as I please, but thanks for the suggestion.[/quote]

Here let me make it easier for you to understand.

If you can’t stay on topic leave the thread that goes for everyone. This thread has one purpose and if you don’t like it too bad.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t.

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.

I have actually. But why are you singling me out on being off topic, many other posters haven’t really stayed with the topic. Oh wait, you are just going after me cause I’m on the opposite side of the arguement. I can come and go as I please, but thanks for the suggestion.

Here let me make it easier for you to understand.

If you can’t stay on topic leave the thread that goes for everyone. This thread has one purpose and if you don’t like it too bad.[/quote]

Yes and maybe other’s will listen to you! The purpose of this one is to post jokes, and people aren’t, but again, why you start by singling me out on it? There are a lot of personal attacks going on but yet you come at me with it.

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[quote]jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t.

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.

I have actually. But why are you singling me out on being off topic, many other posters haven’t really stayed with the topic. Oh wait, you are just going after me cause I’m on the opposite side of the arguement. I can come and go as I please, but thanks for the suggestion.

Here let me make it easier for you to understand.

If you can’t stay on topic leave the thread that goes for everyone. This thread has one purpose and if you don’t like it too bad.

Yes and maybe other’s will listen to you! The purpose of this one is to post jokes, and people aren’t, but again, why you start by singling me out on it? There are a lot of personal attacks going on but yet you come at me with it.
[/quote]

Well, honestly, I was shootin’ for funny…That was the purpose, to lighten up all the gay marriage crap getting flung around and poke a little fun…That failed miserably, but you cannot control where threads go.

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[quote]pat wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
John S. wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
It’s amusing that it isn’t the gay guy posting gay pics on this thread, and it’s the straight guys that won’t shut up about them. Got some repression issues there HH?

How many times do I have to tell you that mules can’t talk…so STFU already!

Nope. You are a school teacher right? Is this how you talk to your own students? I bet you’re a pretty lousy teacher. So if you have a gay student do you mark them down from their grades because of it, or do you try to “talk some right into that boy”?

What the hell does this have to do with the thread? At least he is smart enough to stay on topic.

Actually, he doesn’t.

How many jokes have you provided? None. Looks like you can’t stay on topic so why don’t you just leave.

I have actually. But why are you singling me out on being off topic, many other posters haven’t really stayed with the topic. Oh wait, you are just going after me cause I’m on the opposite side of the arguement. I can come and go as I please, but thanks for the suggestion.

Here let me make it easier for you to understand.

If you can’t stay on topic leave the thread that goes for everyone. This thread has one purpose and if you don’t like it too bad.

Yes and maybe other’s will listen to you! The purpose of this one is to post jokes, and people aren’t, but again, why you start by singling me out on it? There are a lot of personal attacks going on but yet you come at me with it.

Well, honestly, I was shootin’ for funny…That was the purpose, to lighten up all the gay marriage crap getting flung around and poke a little fun…That failed miserably, but you cannot control where threads go.[/quote]

Unfortunetly that’s true. But the arguements from the Traditional Marriage thread followed. Then obvious hatred and personal attacks happend.

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Gays have no rights. End of story.

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[quote]jre67t wrote:

Gays have no rights. End of story.[/quote]

Just like women and black people. Let’s get rid of Jews while we’re at it.

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http://graphjam.com/2008/11/19/song-chart-memes-consequences-of-gay-marriage/

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
jre67t wrote:

Gays have no rights. End of story.

Just like women and black people. Let’s get rid of Jews while we’re at it.[/quote]

Nah, just New Zealanders!

Just kidding!

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[quote]aussie486 wrote:
Nah, just New Zealanders!

Just kidding!

[/quote]

I’ll just take this opportunity to point out that Vegemite is disgusting.

:wink:

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
aussie486 wrote:
Nah, just New Zealanders!

Just kidding!

I’ll just take this opportunity to point out that Vegemite is disgusting.

;)[/quote]

Ooooh burn!.. but yeah Marmite Vegemite and Bovril can all go to hell.

First to stay on topic:

"Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.

One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.

The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.

Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.

The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at ir.

The gay guy looked at him and said “if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked”

…

Seriously though. I think we focus too much on how we differentiate and not enough on how we are the same.

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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns’ sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Mark came to John and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Mark, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom”

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
I’ll just take this opportunity to point out that Vegemite is disgusting.

;)[/quote]

I lived in New South Wales for two years, and never did learn to like vegemite. It’s ok mixed in vegetable soup, but a thick vegemite sandwich still gives me nightmares.