Gay Marriage Jokes

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]rainjack wrote:
So if some folks are opposed to having the gay agenda rammed down their throat, or if they vote against a gay marriage law - they are just closet homos? [/quote]

Yup. Straights - actual ones - know that you can’t “convert” to gayness or be “recruited” into it. So all you “hardcore straights” (supposedly) who protest so much and think that gays will destroy your way of life must think that “the gay” can be caught. The only way you could think that is if, deep down, you’ve felt the call of the dick a few times.

For normal people, as long as it’s between consenting adults and in the privacy of their homes, we don’t give a shit what they do.

Marry? Who cares. No skin off my back.

No, he’s gay too. Honest about it to boot.

Because to care so much about such a non-issue reveals a deeper, hidden fear.

That inner conflict also explains why you’re so pissed off all the time. It’s unhealthy to continually deny one’s nature.

The theory fits all known facts.

At level 5, you sure seem to think so.

So says the guy who uses a half-naked image of Marius Pudzianowski for his avatar.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
So if some folks are opposed to having the gay agenda rammed down their throat, or if they vote against a gay marriage law - they are just closet homos?

Yup. Straights - actual ones - know that you can’t “convert” to gayness or be “recruited” into it. So all you “hardcore straights” (supposedly) who protest so much and think that gays will destroy your way of life must think that “the gay” can be caught. The only way you could think that is if, deep down, you’ve felt the call of the dick a few times.

For normal people, as long as it’s between consenting adults and in the privacy of their homes, we don’t give a shit what they do.

Marry? Who cares. No skin off my back.

Does that mean that forlife is a closet hetero? I mean the vast majority of his posts are exclusively on gay threads, or are talking about pro-gay issues.

No, he’s gay too. Honest about it to boot.

Why is it okay for him to go on ad nauseum about this shit, but those who have a different opinion are wrong?

Because to care so much about such a non-issue reveals a deeper, hidden fear.

That inner conflict also explains why you’re so pissed off all the time. It’s unhealthy to continually deny one’s nature.

The theory fits all known facts.

I guess if TC says it, it must be the truth.

At level 5, you sure seem to think so.

Fuck off, asswipe.

So says the guy who uses a half-naked image of Marius Pudzianowski for his avatar.
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Since when were you issued the judge’s robe? This has been done to death, but there is no proof whatsoever linking homosexuality to genetic predisposition. But you knew that already.

Are you really going to attack my sexuality because of my choice of avatar? Seriously? Not that I care, mind you - I just think it says more about your ignorance than anything I have posted.

Aren’t you the little feller who was crying about how mean I am just yesterday? And yet here you are starting in on me again. How many times did you touch the hot stove before you figured out it would burn you? Or - have you not learned that most basic of life lessons? I would suppose you are still confused. You sure fucking act like it.

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[quote]Physiophile wrote:
I’d have to say everyone who spent time arguing about this issue in this and the other threads all seem pretty gay.

i mean really? all this angst against gays? remember that atomic dog article that talked about the hate projection studies, and homophobes were actually more aroused by gay porn than non-homophobes. haha youre all a bunch of queers.[/quote]

Are you cruising for some ass?

This isn’t against gays…This is against militant gaydom. I really don’t care about people being gay or getting married, but about the constant barrage of “I am queer and I am here and you better like it” gets tiresome.

I don’t care that your gay, just don’t stick in my face and wiggle it around till I bite, because I am not going to; but I might grab it an rip it off if you keep it up.

I ain’t shoving my heteroness in your face.

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Thank God that gays can’t reproduce among themselves, otherwise they’ll be passing that gay gene to future generations…

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[quote]pat wrote:
No dipshit, you were talking about posting about your other passions like video games and crocheting not mentioning training in anyway shape or form[/quote]

Way to cherry pick one post, while ignoring the one that came immediately before it:

I spend a lot of time reading the fitness forums here. I don’t post as often, because I feel that I have more to learn than contribute. But I do ask questions, and probably create the same number of threads on the fitness forums that I do on the off topic forums.

In short:

Fuck off.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
So if some folks are opposed to having the gay agenda rammed down their throat, or if they vote against a gay marriage law - they are just closet homos?
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Of course not, but the research shows that people who are the most homophobic are more likely to be gay themselves vs. people that are more tolerant of diversity. There are still a lot of closet cases out there, due to pressures from religion and society.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
rainjack wrote:
So if some folks are opposed to having the gay agenda rammed down their throat, or if they vote against a gay marriage law - they are just closet homos?

Of course not, but the research shows that people who are the most homophobic are more likely to be gay themselves vs. people that are more tolerant of diversity. There are still a lot of closet cases out there, due to pressures from religion and society.
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People who are against gay marriage are not all homophobes. It’s easy for you to everyone who disagrees with the politicizing of your lifestyle choice into that box because it easier on you.

That does not make it the truth.

Just for shits and giggles - how about you define the term homophobic.

“Phobia” suggests an irrational fear - like that of acrophobia, or arachnophobia. I’m not scared of your lifestyle choice. But I don’t want it shoved down my throat, either.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
People who are against gay marriage are not all homophobes.[/quote]

Homophobia doesn’t mean you fear homosexuals. It means you feel some level of aversion toward homosexuality, and/or discriminate against gays based on their sexual orientation.

Don’t get caught up in the terminology. The point is that the research has shown people who express the most disgust with homosexuality tend to be closeted gays themselves. Not all obviously, but a higher percentage compared to people that are tolerant of gays.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
Since when were you issued the judge’s robe?[/quote]

Is that it? You’d like to wear dresses and you’re venting frustration?

It’s clearly not a choice. I know I could never “choose” to be gay. You, apparently, believe otherwise. The only logical reason is that you know that you could choose to be gay if you wanted to. Hence, you’re a closet homo. The urge is repressed, deep down, but that’s just how you are.

If you think everyone else is like you, then obviously you don’t want “the lifestyle” promoted, because you think that people could freely choose to embrace it if it got promoted enough.

Let me reassure you: We’re not all like you. I couldn’t choose to be gay any more than I could choose to be black or a dolphin.

Whether it’s genetic, or due to hormonal factors in the womb, I don’t know. One thing I do know: It is not a free choice.

I’m not attacking your sexuality. If you’re secretly gay or bisexual, you didn’t have a choice in the matter. As long as you’re not harming kids and doing whatever you want with other consenting adults, I have no problem with your sexuality.

I have more problem with you wanting to repress the freedom of others because you wrongly believe sexuality to be a free choice.

You seem to be operating under the assumption that getting shit from you is somehow a traumatic experience.

Let me reassure you, it is nothing of the sort. If anything, it’s mostly boring; there’s very little originality to be found. Pussies. Crying. Dumbass. Being young, naive or a kid. It’s always the same crap.

You’re the one who asked why your presence in a gay discussion thread was being criticized.

I’m just pointing out that being gay cannot be a choice - at least not for everyone - so that these threads are mostly pointless.

If you disagree - and you’re quite welcomed to do so - it can only be because for you personally, choosing to be gay would be possible. It’s simple logic.

If you felt like I do, you’d have to concluded that “choosing” to be gay was just as preposterous as choosing to be 7 feet tall.

Why lash out at others because you’re angry at what you are? It’s not your fault; you had no choice in the matter.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
rainjack wrote:
So if some folks are opposed to having the gay agenda rammed down their throat, or if they vote against a gay marriage law - they are just closet homos?

Of course not, but the research shows that people who are the most homophobic are more likely to be gay themselves vs. people that are more tolerant of diversity. There are still a lot of closet cases out there, due to pressures from religion and society.
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You must be the most hard-core closet Christian EVER!!..

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[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
Thank God that gays can’t reproduce among themselves, otherwise they’ll be passing that gay gene to future generations…[/quote]

Actually, the gene the same gene that contributes to homosexuality also contributes to the mother’s maternal fecundity. Given that birth control is now ubiquitous (thus artificially limiting the maternal fecundity), and that homosexuality is a huge reproductive fitness hit, we should expect the homosexuality/maternal fecundity gene(s) to become much less common (!).

Of course, that gene is only part of the cause of homosexuality, but it’s the only one forlife cares to discuss. The obvious psychological causes can’t be investigated because of gay militants who tamper with the scientific investigation.

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[quote]forlife wrote:

Is sex all you heteros ever think about?[/quote]

Is this news? Yes. The answer is yes

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[quote]pat wrote:

Because my other passion is lifting, not fucking video games.

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How do you fuck a video game?
Is this some colloquial for butt sex? Coin slot…joy stick…

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[quote]forlife wrote:
rainjack wrote:
People who are against gay marriage are not all homophobes.

Homophobia doesn’t mean you fear homosexuals. It means you feel some level of aversion toward homosexuality, and/or discriminate against gays based on their sexual orientation.

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For my own part, I find that most straight men “feel some level of aversion towards homosexuality.” Try being straight and attempting to interact with someone who, gender-wise, is not really male and not really female. Homosexual brains are, of course, more female (as research has shown). Straight men don’t have much in common with males who have mostly female brains. It’s simply too confusing for most straight men. We don’t like to go clothes shopping with our buddies, you know?

I keep seeing one study quoted over and over again that found this. Who has duplicated their research? How does the (frequent) use of this research by homosexuals against straights conflict with the APA’s support of sexual-self determination, especially in light of the current multi-factored homosexual causality model?

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
forlife wrote:
… End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some
other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

I was actually beginning to think, “WTF…if they want to get married so fucking badly, let 'em. Marriage is sacred to me but I don’t want to judge others and what they do.”

Then you wrote that garbage.

Go back behind the dumpsters and in the abandoned buildings.

You know, you got a lot of nerve talking about what garbage people write, considering most of the junk you write is exactly that.

Ever seen me insult God and the billions of people who are devout? No? Then shut your cock-vacuum.

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Touch a nerve did I? And people can insult god and billions if they want to,free country, just like you insult everyone here with your conspiracy theory bullshit.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
pat wrote:
No dipshit, you were talking about posting about your other passions like video games and crocheting not mentioning training in anyway shape or form

Way to cherry pick one post, while ignoring the one that came immediately before it:

You’re welcome to participate in other threads that I post in, like those dealing with politics, religion, nutrition, and bodybuilding.

I spend a lot of time reading the fitness forums here. I don’t post as often, because I feel that I have more to learn than contribute. But I do ask questions, and probably create the same number of threads on the fitness forums that I do on the off topic forums.

In short:

Fuck off.[/quote]

I am not your type.

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[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
pat wrote:

Because my other passion is lifting, not fucking video games.

How do you fuck a video game?
Is this some colloquial for butt sex? Coin slot…joy stick…[/quote]

Well, there is The Sims…

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[quote]PRCalDude wrote:
For my own part, I find that most straight men “feel some level of aversion towards homosexuality.” [/quote]

That may be true of the straight men you choose to associate with, but in places like Europe, and increasingly here in the good old U.S., the majority of straight men are fine with homosexuality and don’t feel threatened by it.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
jre67t wrote:
I hope 4life is really not from Texas.

If he is I wander how he survived for so long.[/quote]

Austin has more gays per capita than San Fran.

Dallas is a very metropolitan city where metros and homos are extremely prevalent.

Houston has a whole gay area. With gay parades and all.

That said, I do disapprove of gay marriage, but I won’t be lynching anybody.

Hell, I work with a gay guy. Texas born and raised. Really cool guy.

Texas is a conservative state politically, but we really have a live and let live culture. Just don’t steal, cheat or lie. Then you will get shot. And it will be legal.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
For my own part, I find that most straight men “feel some level of aversion towards homosexuality.”

That may be true of the straight men you choose to associate with, but in places like Europe, and increasingly here in the good old U.S., the majority of straight men are fine with homosexuality and don’t feel threatened by it.[/quote]

I have an aversion to the smell of feces, however I am not threatened by it. Work on the old vocab. there.

I for one have worked with a lot of gay men and have been friends with them, but none of them demanded I condone their sex lives.

You seem to have an aversion to anything Christian, maybe you are threatened by it…