Funny Things Black People Do.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Um, yeahhhhhhh…ok.

To be honest, it annoys me when ANYONE takes their time to get out of the way of a moving car. I’ve scared the shit out of kids/teens who intentionally take their time to get out of the way, by almost hitting them…intentionally.[/quote]

Hope it never backfires on you, but I wish more people would do things like that.

I notice passive aggressive behaviour a lot lately, from everyone in a variety of situations, my solution has been to stay calm and avoid reacting negatively, this does not validate their actions, therefore they cannot justify their actions internally or externally. If someone is moving slowly on purpose to bait me, Ill wait patiently, I would rather be late than be dragged down to that level of maturity.

Be more proactive rather than reactive socially, you will quickly find many of “society’s jackasses” will disappear.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Honestly though, you have to be one ignorant motherfucker to think skin color has anything to do with how fast you cross the street.

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Not really, I’ve seen that shit all my life.
It’s real, it happens.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Why is it all (or at least the majority) of the homeless people I see in my area are white? Is there something inherently lazy in white people that causes them to become homeless? Is it some sort of mental instability? I have read that most serial killers are white and male so is there some sort of connection between being white and becoming crazy and homeless?[/quote]

Start yer own thread LOL.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
I think Gregus is one of the better trolls on this site because it would appear that no one besides me considers him a troll yet

You should see his threads in PWI about race/culture,black people,etc…then reference this thread.[/quote]

Oh really?
So he does this alot?

Hmmmmmmmm…

Well opinions are like assholes etc etc.

[quote]Steve8867 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why is it all (or at least the majority) of the homeless people I see in my area are white? Is there something inherently lazy in white people that causes them to become homeless? Is it some sort of mental instability? I have read that most serial killers are white and male so is there some sort of connection between being white and becoming crazy and homeless?
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Perhaps the statistical breakdown of all serial killers and homeless people in America would match the race breakdown of the sample…?

[quote]Hotch wrote:
Big V is right in regard to there really being no different races, race classifications are in fact completely arbitrary. Its well known that between groups of people from different countries there is greater genetic similarity then between the people in the groups.

I personally hate people with blood type O, fucking HATE them, wish they would all die. [/quote]

L O L !

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
JPCleary wrote:
And am I a racist because I can recognize the fact that the VAST majority of the time that I found myself dealing with this the folks were black? No!

No you are racist because you fail to see or be angry when white people do the same shit. WHICH THEY DO ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Are you guys really this fucking sad that you don’t understand this? White people do this shit too, so do Asian people, and Latin people, but everyone is all indignant when a black guy does it? Holy shit is this real life here or are you all trolling?

iamthewolf is a perfect example. He does it too. No one is spouting off how it is his culture and how he is passive aggressive. Or it’s because he is a “scumbag from the ghetto.”

Lol at all these people justifying being dumbshits…

yeah! down with us lazy ass white people who don’t get out of the way of cars!

ha ha, Yeah and fuck all the teenagers that cross the road slow. I mean I don’t give a fuck what color they are, all those bastards CRAWL across the street. We should go out and lynch us some teenagers… That will teach em…[/quote]

Well…it would.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
JPCleary wrote:
Make no mistake, if in MY personal experience white people were guilty time and time again of this particular brand of passive-aggressiveness, that would piss me off, too. But that is not my experience.

okay, read what I type nice and slow, and maybe it will sink in.

You don’t see white people doing it because you CHOOSE NOT TO SEE IT. It is not because white people don’t do it, it is because you either ignore it, or are fine with them doing it because you obviously have some deep rooted dislike of black people, therefore notice their behaviors more.

You know what, fuck it. Chew your cope with your gun rack in your pickup and yell YYYEEEEEEE HHHAAAWWWWWW as you shoot Jack Daniels and PBR bottles off a log with your papies 12 gauge.

lol. Best part of this thread is the display of ignorance of the general population.[/quote]

WAIT, you didn’t know the GP was ignant??
Well shoot son, where the hellz YOU been??

[quote]four60 wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

Can not speak for all the people in the world only my self. I find that a steady diet of White women in the summer, Latin in fall and Black/Asian women in the winter months keeps me buff and my dead lift above 500.

And as for the car and walking slowly. YOUR IN A CAR. THEY ARE WALKING. Why do drivers look at someone in the heat or cold walk while there in a nice comfortable automobile and feel they should move faster for them. We are in a CAR chilling to music and have AC or Heat please the extra min to cross the road will not kill you.[/quote]

Thank you for saying that man, One time I was walking to work in -30 C (saskatchewan) and this chick honked when I walked out at a cross walk and made her stop (no lights busy street) b/c I didnt want to wait 15min for someone to stop. That shit rattles me haha.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
For the record, I am caucasian of Italian and German descent. The topic at hand (IMHO) has less to do with class or race and more to do with status. I grew up in Baltimore City and for the first 10 years I was around Greenmont and 33rd, which anyone from the area will attest to, is a predominantly black area and you still would probably think twice before parking your car there even today - back in the 70’s there were Black Panthers and other gangs running all over the place looking for trouble. We then moved to Hampden, near Falls Rd and 36th street (it is nicer now, but back in the 80’s it was all white trash and the heroin hub of the city).

I saw both blacks and whites exhibiting the EXACT same behavior. All that little stunt is, is a ploy for status. You walk slow and if the guy in the car slows down, you pulled his card. If he has balls or the willingness to start shit (which in the city can escalate real quick to something that nobody wants) then it hits the fan.

Most of the time, the car will just slow down and keep going, which means that the guy walking “stole” a little status by doing so in front of everyone at the intersection, while the guy in the car really didn’t lose much cuz he kept driving and no one was really paying attention anyway.

Then you have those few rare occasions when the driver honks or yells at the guy, but this is an almost certain recipe for confrontation. I have actually seen a guy draw down on an offending “honker” and was like, “what, Muthafucka? what you got to say now?” while pointing the gun at the guy’s girlfriend. And that was a WHITE guy! Compensating? probably, but he definitely won the “status exchange”.

Inner city is inner city, no matter what color you are. If the person walking slow is in your way, I always just slow down for a minute and give way. It only takes a second and avoids any unwanted trouble (unless I’m out looking for trouble, which is a whole other topic and is something I haven’t felt the urge to do in years). If he needs status THAT bad that he has to “take it” in such a contrived way, then I say let him have it. He obviously doesn’t have anything else to live for. And people with nothing to lose are unpredictable at best and downright psychotic at worst.

On another note, I have noticed that the trolls have been “pulling the race card” a bit more frequently in the past week or so. Let’s not feed that bullshit, guys. I know it’s hard to resist calling someone an asshole or a racist when they are ignorant, but at the end of the day it’s a waste of time cuz this is the interwebz, after all. [/quote]

Angry Chicken FTW!!!

Can’t ignore accurate, legitimate statistics.

[quote]Fallout83 wrote:
I find it funny that some people are so scared to be labeled racist that they intentionally go out of their way to pretend like race doesn’t exist. There is a difference between saying “he acts that way because he’s black,” and saying “a larger percentage of black people act that way.” It’s a subtle difference, but there is a difference. Our brains work by noticing trends, or statistics, and categorizing them.

If I were to ask you the question, “The only thing you know about this man, is that he’s in jail, is he white or black,” and told you I’d pay you a million dollars if you got the answer right, which would you choose? Or would you refuse to answer, on the basis that it’s a racist question, and you can’t judge race by whether the person has been in prison or not? If you would either not answer, or say white, then you’re an idiot. I would say “black” in a heartbeat. That doesn’t make me racist, that means I acknowledge statistics.

Certain groups tend to have certain characteristics about them, and you can argue that it’s culture, not race that causes this (which I tend to agree with), the fact is that culture and race are tied into each other a great deal. It’s not racist of me to point out that I see a pattern of black people being louder in public than other races in America, It’s not racist of me to point out that more often than others, white people often act awkward as hell around other races, and tend to act more uptight in general. Observation of trends does not equal racism, it is closer informal statistics.

I can’t wait for someone to call me racist against blacks, me being a black male and all, I must despise all of those dark skinned fellows! I find it interesting though, that as much as people hate anything that they perceive as racism, people don’t mind the ethnic slur “guido” at all on this site, and in fact, are quick to make fun of them.[/quote]

Critical Thinking people, I LIKES IT!

[quote]anonym wrote:
Die first in horror movies?

Come on, it gets a LITTLE funny after a while.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2102479_be-black-horror-movie.html [/quote]

Like the poor redshirt in star trek lol.

[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
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It took 7 fucking pages for a humorous fried chicken post, man this thread has brought the worst out =/

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

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Awwwwwwwwww that ain’t right.

Funny, but but wrong lol.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

Actually…the ribs would be the arginine…watermelon would be citrullin malate,buddy.[/quote]

FAIL! lol

[quote]Alffi wrote:
four60 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs.

Oh and I’ve actually heard this question before from a friend. Its not a genetic thing. Its the same reason bodybuilders Tan up for a contest. The darker the skin the more defined you can see the muscle.
Higher T levels.
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Pardon, did you not just lose your credibility?
Hush.

[quote]four60 wrote:
Now take 2 of these and call me in the morning.[/quote]

NOW YER TALKIN!

[quote]Therizza wrote:
Funny things black people do:

Be cool and pretty much act the same as any of my friends/acquaintances of different extraction.
Cook better than most white people (accept my Momma)
Tell it like it is more so than white people[/quote]

Thats Racist !