Funny Things Black People Do.

I wonder sometimes why racial stereotypes are really so scary as to NEVER mention them. I haven’t read this entire thread but I think it’s odd that any talk at all of racial stereotypes gets so many people so crazy with anger (real or faked).

Clearly, the majority of serial killers are white… Not offended, it’s a fact.

“White Men Can’t Jump”… Not offended, good movie and the point is well taken, maybe true too.

The thing is is that there ARE racial stereotypes that have some factual basis. Sure there are racist a-holes that like to start shit but that doesn’t take away from the truth that some stereotypes hold water.

Not sure about the OP’s experience but I do notice that when I drive from my rural town into the city, the people crossing the street walk so slowly that you want to run thier asses over while in my small town people actually run/jog to be as quick as possible.

Who know’s why this is? Not me.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
JPCleary wrote:

…enlightening.

wonders if she can ask the mods to offer a different color font for blatantly sarcastic remarks
^^^
how about pink?
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Let me know how that works out…that’s my favorite color.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

I get the feeling we would get along great in real life. ;)[/quote]

it’s a great feeling. you would, of course, have to pass several rigorous tests first. but, there’s a membership card, a water bottle, a gym towel, and a hoodie.

How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

[quote]Fallout83 wrote:
I find it funny that some people are so scared to be labeled racist that they intentionally go out of their way to pretend like race doesn’t exist. There is a difference between saying “he acts that way because he’s black,” and saying “a larger percentage of black people act that way.” It’s a subtle difference, but there is a difference. Our brains work by noticing trends, or statistics, and categorizing them.

If I were to ask you the question, “The only thing you know about this man, is that he’s in jail, is he white or black,” and told you I’d pay you a million dollars if you got the answer right, which would you choose? Or would you refuse to answer, on the basis that it’s a racist question, and you can’t judge race by whether the person has been in prison or not? If you would either not answer, or say white, then you’re an idiot. I would say “black” in a heartbeat. That doesn’t make me racist, that means I acknowledge statistics.

Certain groups tend to have certain characteristics about them, and you can argue that it’s culture, not race that causes this (which I tend to agree with), the fact is that culture and race are tied into each other a great deal. It’s not racist of me to point out that I see a pattern of black people being louder in public than other races in America, It’s not racist of me to point out that more often than others, white people often act awkward as hell around other races, and tend to act more uptight in general. Observation of trends does not equal racism, it is closer informal statistics.

I can’t wait for someone to call me racist against blacks, me being a black male and all, I must despise all of those dark skinned fellows! I find it interesting though, that as much as people hate anything that they perceive as racism, people don’t mind the ethnic slur “guido” at all on this site, and in fact, are quick to make fun of them.[/quote]

There is a difference between actual published statistics, and someone’s “personal observations.” Especially when that particular person points out how one race does something perceived to be negative, while IGNORING the fact that all races perform that particular act, all the god damn time. Some people go as far as to say they DON’T see white people acting this way. And the only way that is possible is because they don’t see it as negative when the white people do it.

Some people don’t even realize they look down upon other races. This thread is a perfect example. People have totally diluted themselves into not understanding they are more likely to notice a different/bizarre/unlikeable behavior from someone of a race they don’t like or identify with than their own.

And as far as this paragraph [quote]Certain groups tend to have certain characteristics about them, and you can argue that it’s culture, not race that causes this (which I tend to agree with), the fact is that culture and race are tied into each other a great deal. It’s not racist of me to point out that I see a pattern of black people being louder in public than other races in America, It’s not racist of me to point out that more often than others, white people often act awkward as hell around other races, and tend to act more uptight in general. Observation of trends does not equal racism, it is closer informal statistics.[/quote]

You are also not stating those observations with ill intent. You are not implying that those actions are negative or exclusive to a particular race. If you were, then you would, on some levels, be making a racist observation.

[quote]J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff[/quote]

BBQ pork ribs.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. [/quote]It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

[quote]J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff[/quote]

Can not speak for all the people in the world only my self. I find that a steady diet of White women in the summer, Latin in fall and Black/Asian women in the winter months keeps me buff and my dead lift above 500.

And as for the car and walking slowly. YOUR IN A CAR. THEY ARE WALKING. Why do drivers look at someone in the heat or cold walk while there in a nice comfortable automobile and feel they should move faster for them. We are in a CAR chilling to music and have AC or Heat please the extra min to cross the road will not kill you.

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

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Actually…the ribs would be the arginine…watermelon would be citrullin malate,buddy.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. [/quote]

Oh and I’ve actually heard this question before from a friend. Its not a genetic thing. Its the same reason bodybuilders Tan up for a contest. The darker the skin the more defined you can see the muscle.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

Actually…the ribs would be the arginine…watermelon would be citrullin malate,buddy.[/quote]There goes my credibility.

you cant affiliate that with races, its just a personality thing, btw i know a canadian on another forum, you two should meet up and talk shit coz i guess you have a lot in common, stereotyping, ignorance, stupidy, etc

[quote]Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Alffi wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs. It’s all the arginine in watermelon.

Actually…the ribs would be the arginine…watermelon would be citrullin malate,buddy.There goes my credibility.

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touche :wink:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs.

Oh and I’ve actually heard this question before from a friend. Its not a genetic thing. Its the same reason bodybuilders Tan up for a contest. The darker the skin the more defined you can see the muscle.[/quote]
Higher T levels.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

There is a difference between actual published statistics, and someone’s “personal observations.” Especially when that particular person points out how one race does something perceived to be negative, while IGNORING the fact that all races perform that particular act, all the god damn time. Some people go as far as to say they DON’T see white people acting this way. And the only way that is possible is because they don’t see it as negative when the white people do it.

Some people don’t even realize they look down upon other races. This thread is a perfect example. People have totally diluted themselves into not understanding they are more likely to notice a different/bizarre/unlikeable behavior from someone of a race they don’t like or identify with than their own.[/quote]

Well, I agree that ignoring the actions of one race, while criticizing another for that same activity is not a good thing. Personal observations don’t have to have racial bias to them though, I agree that they often do, but personal observation can definitely be very accurate as well. For example, like I said in my last post, I find a much higher percentage of black people in America to be louder in public than most other races. It’s not a bias against black people, I am black, it’s just an observation I’ve made, and I bet it’s pretty accurate.

I suppose it would technically be considered racist, but IMO, there is nothing wrong with it, if you have made those observations without any kind of bias, as you described in your post, you understand that being a particular race doesn’t cause those actions, and you don’t let it affect your actions towards that race. It’s a touchy subject, and hard to come up with a definite solution to it IMO, you obviously can’t discriminate against someone just because of their race, but it’s in our nature to try and find common themes in different groups.

[quote]Alffi wrote:
four60 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
J.Wollmann wrote:
How come black people never lift weights but they are usually always buff

BBQ pork ribs.

Oh and I’ve actually heard this question before from a friend. Its not a genetic thing. Its the same reason bodybuilders Tan up for a contest. The darker the skin the more defined you can see the muscle.
Higher T levels.
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Taco’s?

[quote]Liv92 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why is it all (or at least the majority) of the homeless people I see in my area are white? Is there something inherently lazy in white people that causes them to become homeless? Is it some sort of mental instability? I have read that most serial killers are white and male so is there some sort of connection between being white and becoming crazy and homeless?

You have to be kidding me…

Why is it all of the homeless people in the area I live are black? Also black people selling drugs all over our neighborhoods, and always shooting each other. Why is it that I can’t walk down two or three block without any of my boys because i’ll probably get jumped by black people?
Why is it that majority of black people here are living off wellfare or drug money? (or both)

I really wasn’t gonna respond to this thread, but fuck it. [/quote]

LOL

[quote]Liv92 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why is it all (or at least the majority) of the homeless people I see in my area are white? Is there something inherently lazy in white people that causes them to become homeless? Is it some sort of mental instability? I have read that most serial killers are white and male so is there some sort of connection between being white and becoming crazy and homeless?

You have to be kidding me…

Why is it all of the homeless people in the area I live are black? Also black people selling drugs all over our neighborhoods, and always shooting each other. Why is it that I can’t walk down two or three block without any of my boys because i’ll probably get jumped by black people?
Why is it that majority of black people here are living off wellfare or drug money? (or both)

I really wasn’t gonna respond to this thread, but fuck it.

What’s funny is that it took somebody to say something negative and stereotypical about white people for you to respond. And this is without mentioning the fact that Prof.X wasn’t even being serious. He was just using the same failed logic as the OP. Yet you still took offense. Interesting…almost sad.

Why am I supposed to take offense if someone said something about black people? Are you people kidding yourselfs? So if someone seriously said something about white people you would give a fuck? Come on guys cut the BS out.

And yes now I realize it was posted in sarcasm. SORRY for not realizing it with all the dumb shit other people usually say around here.
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LOL2

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Liv92 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why is it all (or at least the majority) of the homeless people I see in my area are white? Is there something inherently lazy in white people that causes them to become homeless? Is it some sort of mental instability? I have read that most serial killers are white and male so is there some sort of connection between being white and becoming crazy and homeless?

You have to be kidding me…

Why is it all of the homeless people in the area I live are black? Also black people selling drugs all over our neighborhoods, and always shooting each other. Why is it that I can’t walk down two or three block without any of my boys because i’ll probably get jumped by black people?
Why is it that majority of black people here are living off wellfare or drug money? (or both)

I really wasn’t gonna respond to this thread, but fuck it.

What’s funny is that it took somebody to say something negative and stereotypical about white people for you to respond. And this is without mentioning the fact that Prof.X wasn’t even being serious. He was just using the same failed logic as the OP. Yet you still took offense. Interesting…almost sad.

Why am I supposed to take offense if someone said something about black people? Are you people kidding yourselfs? So if someone seriously said something about white people you would give a fuck? Come on guys cut the BS out.

And yes now I realize it was posted in sarcasm. SORRY for not realizing it with all the dumb shit other people usually say around here.

LOL2[/quote]

Wow, thats a man that really needs to have sex out of his race.

I think this and the “funny things white people do” topics should be merged and be called “funny things stupid people do”. It’d be a lot better.

Apparently all white people are racists, eat beef stroganoff, dance horribly, and can’t jump well. They can walk slowly too though. Oh well.
Apparently all black people eat fried chicken, have the hood mentality, walk too slow, and jump too high. They can be racists too though. Oh well.

All this thread is going to turn into is a cluster-fuck of pointless racism. We’re all here to stay, might as well hate each other for something other than our melanin content. We could focus on how much fat people suck at life?