Funny Observation in the Gym

Also, sort of a funny observation. There’s been a lot of monkey business in my gym recently.

What I mean is that there was a gentleman dressed in a gorilla suit benching and then standing up to bang his fists on his chest.

Sorry, no pics he got kicked out pretty soon.

[quote]roybot wrote:
imhungry wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.

Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!

Dude.

She put a towel over them.

I know.

Maybe the OP looked like this:

Or this. Most guys I know have zero subtlety when it comes to ‘sneaking a peek’. They may think they do, but I’ve yet to see anybody worthy of the crown of ‘King Leer’.

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You are hilarious bro. That picture is just too much.

I would call that more an event than an observation, and I didnt find it funny. Hopefully the mods rename this thread

This thread is hilarious, every post made me think or laugh.

Maybe she wanted to be looked at, maybe it was laundry day and she had nothing else to wear, maybe she thought she was going to be hot and then got cold and covered up with a towel, maybe she wanted to be looked at but not that much, maybe she was lying down and then the OP went and got on the Hammer Chest machine, maybe she’s Chris Rock (or Dave Chapelle), maybe I’m the gd racist, maybe I shouldn’t write run own sentences. We think to much.

Maybe she’s Holymac’s six grade teacher?

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
You are hilarious bro. That picture is just too much.[/quote]

Obviously it’s an exaggeration, but I’ve seen guys ogling women in the gym with that exact same expression and they don’t even attempt to disguise it.

If you’ve ever driven a car, a lot of what you’re taught is transferable to the fine art of getting an eyeful in the gym: the driving instructor stresses the importance of using your mirrors, and that rule is equally applicable in spying on a semi-naked fitness bunny for as long as you can. If you’re gonna check out a girl, always use your mirrors - it’s what they are there for

(same goes for girls checking out guys).

[quote]roybot wrote:
Efuchs7 wrote:
You are hilarious bro. That picture is just too much.

Obviously it’s an exaggeration, but I’ve seen guys ogling women in the gym with that exact same expression and they don’t even attempt to disguise it.

If you’ve ever driven a car, a lot of what you’re taught is transferable to the fine art of getting an eyeful in the gym: the driving instructor stresses the importance of using your mirrors, and that rule is equally applicable in spying on a semi-naked fitness bunny for as long as you can. If you’re gonna check out a girl, always use your mirrors - it’s what they are there for.
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This is very true. Here’s a fun fact: you can stare at someone 10x longer than you normally would without them noticing just by using mirrors.

Careful not to let them spot you staring though, it’s even more awkward when you make eye contact in a mirror.

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
She didnt like you, if she thought you were hott or wanted to tease you she would have kept showing off to you or done more, but she didnt.Sorry dude[/quote]

It’s probably this IMO.

I dont know about you guys, but when I’m at the gym, I crank up the mp3 player and tune everything out except me, the bar, and some plates. I dont really care about anything or anyone else when I’m in the zone. If I wanted to stare at and hit on the chickses, I’d go on an off day and work seated calf raises or something equally pointless. YOU ARENT TRAINING HARD ENOUGH OP!!! or is it just me?

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
She didnt like you, if she thought you were hott or wanted to tease you she would have kept showing off to you or done more, but she didnt.Sorry dude

It’s probably this IMO.[/quote]

Most likely. The rules of body language would dictate that a scantily clad chick with implants
would want to show them off at every possible opportunity (hence the scantily clad part).

She probably appreciates male attention of any kind, but too much attention from a dude she’s not interested in will result in the barriers going up: in this case, ‘the towel’.

On the other hand, there is always that lingering doubt. One time, a hot chick finished a set on the leg press, aimed her ass in my direction, looked over her shoulder and sucked her index finger.

Now she could’ve been giving me the come-on, but she may just have jammed her finger. Human relations are a fickle beast…

There’s a fine line between a playful glance and the piercing stare of a psychopath. Hmm.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
There’s a fine line between a playful glance and the piercing stare of a psychopath. Hmm. [/quote]

Piercing glance or playful stare? Who knows.

[quote]admbaum wrote:
I dont know about you guys, but when I’m at the gym, I crank up the mp3 player and tune everything out except me, the bar, and some plates. I dont really care about anything or anyone else when I’m in the zone. If I wanted to stare at and hit on the chickses, I’d go on an off day and work seated calf raises or something equally pointless. YOU ARENT TRAINING HARD ENOUGH OP!!! or is it just me?[/quote]

It’s just you.