[quote]Deorum wrote:
Ya… I think if a chick likes you, she doesn’t want to come off as a slut…
she does if shes looking to get quickly laid…
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hahaha
x2
On a slightly related note. I was finishing off my workout earlier with some weighted dips and the dip station faces a long line of treadmills. I just start my first set and I notice some really hot blonde look at me and smile as she mounts the treadmill closest to the dipping station.
(I wished I wasn’t mid set, I make stupid faces wehn exercising) She started her run(bra-less) with her epic tits and all I could focus on for my sets were these magnificant beauties.
Getting slightly dizzy from all the head bobbing I had to finish my workout but dayum she was hot
(no pics before somebody mentions it. I considered getting my phone outta my bag but my gym has a very strict policy on camera phones)
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!
[quote]markdp wrote:
RocketPropelled wrote:
polo77j wrote:
that wasn’t Chris Rock btw, that was Dave Chappelle … god damn you’re a racist sumbitch 
racist in what way?
“I guess we all look alike to you don’t we Costanza”[/quote]
haha. Costanza aka Cantstandya
Tang top? Powdered tang?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!![/quote]
Dude.
She put a towel over them.
[quote]sdjohn67 wrote:
markdp wrote:
RocketPropelled wrote:
polo77j wrote:
that wasn’t Chris Rock btw, that was Dave Chappelle … god damn you’re a racist sumbitch
racist in what way?
“I guess we all look alike to you don’t we Costanza”
haha. Costanza aka Cantstandya
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…aka Buck Wild…
[quote]animalmj wrote:
sdjohn67 wrote:
markdp wrote:
RocketPropelled wrote:
polo77j wrote:
that wasn’t Chris Rock btw, that was Dave Chappelle … god damn you’re a racist sumbitch
racist in what way?
“I guess we all look alike to you don’t we Costanza”
haha. Costanza aka Cantstandya
…aka Buck Wild…
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I think you mean, “Buck Naked”
[quote]markdp wrote:
animalmj wrote:
sdjohn67 wrote:
markdp wrote:
RocketPropelled wrote:
polo77j wrote:
that wasn’t Chris Rock btw, that was Dave Chappelle … god damn you’re a racist sumbitch
racist in what way?
“I guess we all look alike to you don’t we Costanza”
haha. Costanza aka Cantstandya
…aka Buck Wild…
I think you mean, “Buck Naked”[/quote]
hi.la.ri.ous
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!
Dude.
She put a towel over them.[/quote]
I know.
Maybe the OP looked like this:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!
Dude.
She put a towel over them.
I know.
Maybe the OP looked like this:
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That would creep me out. Babies shouldn’t be lifting.
[quote]markdp wrote:
So I am on the hammer strength chest machine and I notice this chick get on a bench right in front of me. She is decent looking, and wearing a tang top and obviously has some pretty large implants. Her chest is pretty visible, as the cut comes down quite a bit. Anyways, she lies down on the bench, and I have a pretty good view to say the least.
Anyways, on her next set she gets a towel, and puts it over her chest. Now, I was pretty much the only person on a machine that was directly behind her. I started to feel like a pervert, then got a little pissed off. I mean, WTF? She could have worn a T-Shirt, but no, she wanted attention.
It almost reminds me of that Chris Rock stand up where the guy walks up to a chick in slutty clothing and propositions her, and she gets all self-righteous. He then makes the analogy of himself wearing a cop uniform, and getting self-righteous when someone comes up to him needing help. Too funny.[/quote]
That’s Dave Chappelle, not Chris Rock…
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!
Dude.
She put a towel over them.[/quote]
Dude, just use your imagination. See a nice ass? Close your eyes and imagine nothing is covering it. Same technique can be applied to boobs.
Jokes aside, people read too much into this thing.
When you see a gal with nice bazoombas (implants or not) and she’s wearing a tiny thing just to cover herself with something, it can mean a lot of things:
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She sucked at laundry and that was the only thing she had available at the time. Nice boobs kinda compensate for sucking at laundry, though.
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She wanted to be seen by someone, except that someone is not you. Thought luck dude.
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She likes to be seen but you kinda look like a perv (either that or you are fucking ugly). That is, you crept the fuck out of her. Oh well then.
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She likes to wear that kind of shit but doesn’t like to be blatantly stared at - don’t try to make sense out of that one. She is a woman; ergo her acts are beyond human comprehension.
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She likes to be seen but somehow (accidentally or not) you looked at her in a way that, no fault of your own, she thought you were looking at her in a “what a fucking whore” kind of way. So she felt slutty instead of sexy. Again, don’t try to comprehend that shit (refer to point #4.)
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She likes to give men blue balls. Fucking whore!!1111
As long as you are not a perv (and you don’t come like one), don’t sweat about that kind of shit. The world is full of boobs to be looked at discretely.
I often wear a tank top because a t-shirt is too hot. I expect people stare at me. I suspect you stared at her in a way that she could feel your eyeballs on her skin like hands and she didn’t like it. Most women are used to being looked at and will only really make note of it if it stands out in a way that is out of the norm.
She hid her tits because she is self-concious. The same reason she probably got those breast implants to begin with. Even though you loved it, she was afraid you thought she was gross.
PS- there’s this nasty, skinny crackhead-lookin chick at my gym with huge fake tits, i’d love to take a picture and post it on here
[quote]imhungry wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I fail to see the problem here.
Attractive woman + working out + tank top + tits = MOTHER.FUCKING.WIN!!
Dude.
She put a towel over them.
I know.
Maybe the OP looked like this:
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Or this. Most guys I know have zero subtlety when it comes to ‘sneaking a peek’. They may think they do, but I’ve yet to see anybody worthy of the crown of ‘King Leer’.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
On a slightly related note. I was finishing off my workout earlier with some weighted dips and the dip station faces a long line of treadmills. I just start my first set and I notice some really hot blonde look at me and smile as she mounts the treadmill closest to the dipping station.
(I wished I wasn’t mid set, I make stupid faces wehn exercising) She started her run(bra-less) with her epic tits and all I could focus on for my sets were these magnificant beauties.
Getting slightly dizzy from all the head bobbing I had to finish my workout but dayum she was hot
(no pics before somebody mentions it. I considered getting my phone outta my bag but my gym has a very strict policy on camera phones)
I’m glad talking to her never crossed your mind. instead you though hey I should take her pic and post it on the internet. thanks for thinking of us…i guess?
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I would’ve said excuse me miss but do you mind if I borrow that towel from you? This chick over there won’t stop staring at my huge pipes.
[quote]elnyka wrote:
4. She likes to wear that kind of shit but doesn’t like to be blatantly stared at - don’t try to make sense out of that one. She is a woman; ergo her acts are beyond human comprehension.
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This.
[quote]Eligoh wrote:
I would’ve said excuse me miss but do you mind if I borrow that towel from you? This chick over there won’t stop staring at my huge pipes.[/quote]
Best. Post. Ever.