Googled it and entertained myself for a couple hours. Real or not, some are pretty funny.
OMG!!! Are these fake? Imagine being that kid.
[quote]kheaslim wrote:
OMG!!! Are these fake? Imagine being that kid.[/quote]
That one definitely is.
Some of those would be really funny if people weren’t so plebian about their comedy.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]kheaslim wrote:
OMG!!! Are these fake? Imagine being that kid.[/quote]
That one definitely is.
Some of those would be really funny if people weren’t so plebian about their comedy.
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Google image them, they’re are some really good ones out there.
I don’t even read these anymore as I think they’re almost all fake.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I don’t even read these anymore as I think they’re almost all fake.[/quote]
So are most tits, but I loves 'em anyways.
Yeah but I don’t read tits.
Well, maybe in a way I do, if it’s cold then it’s sort of like braille …letter O I guess.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but I don’t read tits.
Well, maybe in a way I do, if it’s cold then it’s sort of like braille …letter O I guess.[/quote]
Now there’s an interesting angle. I wonder if you put an ad in the paper, like:
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Man, I’m telling you. As a wise person once kinda said “there’s a sucker born every minute, you just have to be there at the right time!” Having a bit of knowledge of the fortune telling business this is crazy enough to attract the crazies and we all know most crazies have big titties.
I’d have to stipulate that I am unable to read those who cannot “project” a certain distance.
Also doesn’t work on women over 35.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d have to stipulate that I am unable to read those who cannot “project” a certain distance.
Also doesn’t work on women over 35.[/quote]
Damn. That’s like 80% of your customer base out the window. You sure about this? I mean they’re not ALL going to be hip thumpers.