I was referring to the actual day of the week. I’m confused because I’m not sure if I just took a long nap, or if I actually slept through the entire weekend. I did a lot of bench press and curls today (or was it yesterday?) and I’m worn out and clearly not thinking straight.
I train at the in my local university. The music there mostly sucks. They did a survey on music preferences recently, and now all they play is Top 40 bullshit, and trance from 1999. Bleah!!!
Anyways, the other night ‘Gittin Jiggy Wid It’ is playing, and some brotard first year gets up off the preacher curl chair, turns round to his mate and they both start singing the hook and bust out this syncronised disco-lite dance move. Pissed myself so hard i started snorting.
he then explained to me that he wants to “look like brad pitt in fight club” (sigh)
I think it should be legal to kill any guy who uses that phrase. It’s always some 140 lb, soaking wet skinny fat guy benching 95 lbs who says that.
It should be legal to kill anyone who has the time to build sites like http://www.bradpittworkout.com…
(Yes the site actually exists) that actually enables people to follow the actor’s “workouts”.
i just went on that brad pitt website and it says he ran on treadmill for 60mins at 80%-90% of MHR two days in a row. Im sure thats not physically possible
I was referring to the actual day of the week. I’m confused because I’m not sure if I just took a long nap, or if I actually slept through the entire weekend. I did a lot of bench press and curls today (or was it yesterday?) and I’m worn out and clearly not thinking straight.[/quote]
Oh, well then, it’s today. The more important question is “What time is it?”
In other news, I’ve got some strange compulsion to go watch Dr. Strangelove again.
I was referring to the actual day of the week. I’m confused because I’m not sure if I just took a long nap, or if I actually slept through the entire weekend. I did a lot of bench press and curls today (or was it yesterday?) and I’m worn out and clearly not thinking straight.
Oh, well then, it’s today. The more important question is “What time is it?”
In other news, I’ve got some strange compulsion to go watch Dr. Strangelove again.[/quote]
Watch it. Great movie. I just read somewhere that Kubrick got George C. Scott to play his character the way he did (General Turgidson) by having him do several over the top takes before they started with what Scott perceived to be the intended takes in which he played the character much more seriously.
Kubrick used the over the top takes and didn’t tell Scott about it until after final editing had been wrapped. Scott fucking flipped out, but once he saw the movie he changed his mind and loved it.
This isn’t really something that is funny, but just pisses me off when I’m trying to lift weights. Whenever some big-tit model comes up to me while I’m benching and says, “hey wanna go in the back and fuck me in the ass?” DAMMIT WOMAN! Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone! I’m trying to lift here! Well, I don’t actually SAY that to them, but it’s what I feel. Aren’t my feelings important? Those inconsiderate bitches.
[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
This isn’t really something that is funny, but just pisses me off when I’m trying to lift weights. Whenever some big-tit model comes up to me while I’m benching and says, “hey wanna go in the back and fuck me in the ass?” DAMMIT WOMAN! Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone! I’m trying to lift here! Well, I don’t actually SAY that to them, but it’s what I feel. Aren’t my feelings important? Those inconsiderate bitches.[/quote]
[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
This isn’t really something that is funny, but just pisses me off when I’m trying to lift weights. Whenever some big-tit model comes up to me while I’m benching and says, “hey wanna go in the back and fuck me in the ass?” DAMMIT WOMAN! Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone! I’m trying to lift here! Well, I don’t actually SAY that to them, but it’s what I feel. Aren’t my feelings important? Those inconsiderate bitches.[/quote]
the nerve of some people, right? even worse is when they strip down and start grinding against me when i’m doing military presses.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Eddie_would_tow wrote:
This isn’t really something that is funny, but just pisses me off when I’m trying to lift weights. Whenever some big-tit model comes up to me while I’m benching and says, “hey wanna go in the back and fuck me in the ass?” DAMMIT WOMAN! Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone! I’m trying to lift here! Well, I don’t actually SAY that to them, but it’s what I feel. Aren’t my feelings important? Those inconsiderate bitches.
the nerve of some people, right? even worse is when they strip down and start grinding against me when i’m doing military presses.
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No the worst is when I am trying to bench and they take that as an invitation to climb on, cowgirl style. Crazy bitches.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
WormwoodTheory wrote:
Eddie_would_tow wrote:
This isn’t really something that is funny, but just pisses me off when I’m trying to lift weights. Whenever some big-tit model comes up to me while I’m benching and says, “hey wanna go in the back and fuck me in the ass?” DAMMIT WOMAN! Can’t you just leave me the fuck alone! I’m trying to lift here! Well, I don’t actually SAY that to them, but it’s what I feel. Aren’t my feelings important? Those inconsiderate bitches.
the nerve of some people, right? even worse is when they strip down and start grinding against me when i’m doing military presses.
No the worst is when I am trying to bench and they take that as an invitation to climb on, cowgirl style. Crazy bitches.[/quote]
how about when they jump on both ends of the bar when i deadlift?
Well I’m a huge nerd, my major hobbies being lifting, d&d and warhammer 40k. One time my nose started bleeding half way through my last set of deads and when I finished i looked at my training partner and shouted “Blood for the blood god”.
I saw this old guy, 70-80 years old, laying down on the Sit up bench with his eyes closed and not moving. I went to the PT and asked him to go check on the guy. I thought he was dead. Nope he was not dead just taking a nap. Old guy was angry that the PT awakened him. Damn Old People.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I saw this old guy, 70-80 years old, laying down on the Sit up bench with his eyes closed and not moving. I went to the PT and asked him to go check on the guy. I thought he was dead. Nope he was not dead just taking a nap. Old guy was angry that the PT awakened him. Damn Old People.[/quote]
Had this happen. Guy was asleep on the ab mats around 6am. Was also pissed I woke him.
The gym I worked at also had tennis courts and I went to the locker room and a guy was passed out drunk in a chair in front of the tv following a tennis social where wine was served all day. Also found a guy passed out drunk in the parking lot with the door open half hanging out of his car at 2 in the afternoon and he wasn’t even a member of the club.
One bad one that happened to me but was pretty funny. I was checking the pool chemicals of the indoor pool/hot tub and there was a kid, probably 13, doing a dead man float in the hot tub. So I watch him, he doesn’t move…I yell, he doesn’t move. He was in the middle of the tub so I couldn’t kick him. By now it’s been close to a minute.
So finally I kick off my shoes and jump in right when the little fucker comes up for a breath. I almost pummeled the kid.
True story… One of FOBs (Forward Operating Base) I was temporarily stationed at in Afghanistan had a nice little gym that I used to use. Well, one of the guys that used to frequent the gym NEVER showed up without his pack of cigarettes. He used to step out the door, light a cigarette, put it down, come in, do a set, go back out, take a few drags, come back in, do a set, back out… the entire time… WTF?
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I see guys and gals come into the gym all the time and put the cig out before they get to the door. WTF?
True story… One of FOBs (Forward Operating Base) I was temporarily stationed at in Afghanistan had a nice little gym that I used to use. Well, one of the guys that used to frequent the gym NEVER showed up without his pack of cigarettes. He used to step out the door, light a cigarette, put it down, come in, do a set, go back out, take a few drags, come back in, do a set, back out… the entire time… WTF?
I see guys and gals come into the gym all the time and put the cig out before they get to the door. WTF?[/quote]
It’s been about 3 or 4 years since I quit, but I learned first hand to smoke 'em before, because if you’re sweating heavily enough after, it’s possible to extinguish one by sweating on it.
