Dude: “So, you lift weights?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Dude: “Could you lift me up?”
Me: “I’d be embarrassed to try, here.”
Dude: “Would it help if I lay down?”
My workout partner gets into a shouting match with another dude in the gym that ends with
“You shit-fuck, I’ll fuck your shit!!”
Me - “Did you mean ‘up’?”
Him - “Fuck you. I just lost the argument, didn’t I?”
One I get fairly regularly at work from guys who know I lift: Be careful, you don’t want to make her mad.
Yeah, 'cause I might lift something heavy and make you feel emasculated and bad about yourself.
[quote]skuhn wrote:
My workout partner gets into a shouting match with another dude in the gym that ends with
“You shit-fuck, I’ll fuck your shit!!”
Me - “Did you mean ‘up’?”
Him - “Fuck you. I just lost the argument, didn’t I?”
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Lol!
You train with Shooter Mcgavin???
this is in progress right now, i’m working the front desk while this member describes this pizza he ate two months ago and how perfect it was. hahaha what the hell is this??
shoot me.
EDIT: the crust was “delectable”.
[quote]skuhn wrote:
My workout partner gets into a shouting match with another dude in the gym that ends with
“You shit-fuck, I’ll fuck your shit!!”
Me - “Did you mean ‘up’?”
Him - “Fuck you. I just lost the argument, didn’t I?”
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LMAO!
First post, high five.
T0 my younger brother the other day at the gym, I’ve been lifting heavy for 2 years, and he’s still in high school, a chubster at that.
him: so what are we doing today?
me: (i tell him the game plan and then say) So hike your up balls and clamp them down tight…cuz this is gonna hurt!
And coming from a guy that can’t tell a single funny joke of story and have that come off the tip of my tounge, I was amazed with myself.
[quote]littlebigguy wrote:
(i tell him the game plan and then say) So hike your up balls and clamp them down tight…cuz this is gonna hurt!
And coming from a guy that can’t tell a single funny joke of story and have that come off the tip of my tounge, I was amazed with myself.[/quote]
Not to fear, your streak is still alive.
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
littlebigguy wrote:
(i tell him the game plan and then say) So hike your up balls and clamp them down tight…cuz this is gonna hurt!
And coming from a guy that can’t tell a single funny joke of story and have that come off the tip of my tounge, I was amazed with myself.
Not to fear, your streak is still alive.
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haha, nice one. Nice name too, you a Kamelot fan?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Seconds before making a third attempt bench to keep from bombing:
Coach: “C’mon now, you didn’t come this far to go home empty handed. What do champions do??”
Me: “They go home and fuck the prom queen.”
His jaw dropped, I made the lift. Thank you, Sean Connery. [/quote]
hahahahahahhahhaa
way post that funny squat story…you know which one I’m talking about.I shit myself laffin
when I read your little story jajja
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Seconds before making a third attempt bench to keep from bombing:
Coach: “C’mon now, you didn’t come this far to go home empty handed. What do champions do??”
Me: “They go home and fuck the prom queen.”
His jaw dropped, I made the lift. Thank you, Sean Connery.
hahahahahahhahhaa
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ridiculously awesome
So i was explaining the use and benefits of Coconut oil to a man to asked me some diet questions while in the gym and this girl walks up
Her:Excuse me, not to interrupt, but im a studying nutritionist and coconut oil is actually extremely bad for you. Its completely full of fats and using it is essentially like eating a stick of margarine [blah blah]…"
Me: Oh ok, thanks…
After she walks away, i turn back to the gentleman who patiently waited, and continue explaining
Don’t know what Kamelot is. I have Memento Mori tattoed on my back. The origin I took it from is the Roman Triumph. Slave would hold a crown over a victorious general and repeat the phrase throughout the parade through Rome.
[quote]Hyena wrote:
MementoMori wrote:
littlebigguy wrote:
(i tell him the game plan and then say) So hike your up balls and clamp them down tight…cuz this is gonna hurt!
And coming from a guy that can’t tell a single funny joke of story and have that come off the tip of my tounge, I was amazed with myself.
Not to fear, your streak is still alive.
haha, nice one. Nice name too, you a Kamelot fan?
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[quote]al1492 wrote:
This might be one of those “you had to be there” stories but I always smile looking back.
I used to train at this key club that was any meathead’s wet dream: it was an old warehouse with a reverse hyper, thick bars, kettlebells, heavy bags, and even a small boxing ring. The owner started publishing a newsletter for the members there and to publicize his gym.
There was this guy there who competed in powerlifting- no Ed Coan but pretty strong. He seemed like a decent guy, though I learned he was going through his fourth divorce. Anyway this guy really liked the newsletter and bugged the owner to let him write an article for it.
In his thick Brooklyn accent the owner replied: What the fuck kind of article would you write? “Divorce and the Powerlifter?”[/quote]
I loled hard hehehe
I was at my gym and there were two tiny guys working biceps I hear one of them say to the other “can you think of anymore bicep exercises? i don’t wanna do only 7 different exercises on bicep day”
I remember reading on one of the “stupid things seen at your gym” threads about someone witnessing 2 college aged kids benching and the spotter was yelling something like “I’m your bitch! I’m your bitch!!” to the guy making the lift. I thought that would have been pretty funny to see. I wish the person who posted that would chime in and tell the story for real.
Actually, does anyone know what that thread was called? It was a pretty long thread and contained alot of stuff like squatting on a bosu, curling in a power rack, riding a stationary bike while curling, etc. I’ve been looking for it. It made for some amusing bed time reading.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
I remember reading on one of the “stupid things seen at your gym” threads about someone witnessing 2 college aged kids benching and the spotter was yelling something like “I’m your bitch! I’m your bitch!!” to the guy making the lift. I thought that would have been pretty funny to see. I wish the person who posted that would chime in and tell the story for real.
Actually, does anyone know what that thread was called? It was a pretty long thread and contained alot of stuff like squatting on a bosu, curling in a power rack, riding a stationary bike while curling, etc. I’ve been looking for it. It made for some amusing bed time reading.[/quote]
Probably one of the “curling in the squat rack” threads.
Do you know what day it is?
[quote]artw wrote:
Do you know what day it is?
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What’s with the easy set-ups?
Answer: If it’s…
Monday: Bench, Curls, Abz
Tuesday: Bench, Curls, Abz
Wednesday: Bench, Curls, Abz
Thursday: Bench, Curls, Abz
Friday: Bench, Curls, Abz