Frustrated No Boyfriend or Children Yet

Secret to becoming a high value female.

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Do you think you could bring up your sex life a few more times?

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Sure, what do you want to know?
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Are we talking black rubber sheets and a floor drain or just a sex swing and some christmas lights?

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Only on weekends.

No sex swing but ive got a few hundred feet of rope, body harnesses amd multiple tie down points. Christmas lights would be a fire hazard but yes there are scene specifc lights and a camera.

We’re 2 pieces of furniture away from needing a lock and key for the door and soundproofing.

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Just a joke, buddy. You just seem strangely proud of how much intercourse you have, and mention it very frequently.

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I once read or heard from a life/dating coach it is not masculine to go around telling others what you do in the bed with your partner. I DEFINITELY gotta agree with him on that one.

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You know what this isn’t the right board for this. Deleting out.

Post a dick pic before you self immolate

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Should i hold a shoe?

You know, for reference?

Better make it a boot!

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Gonna go buy a size 6 boot so i look bigger than i am

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I got you, bro.

Nice throwback. I’d forgotten about that one.

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They all suck.

Education in the US is a fucking dumpster fire.

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With where we are ranked in Science and math, it won’t be long before we are surpassed by many countries.

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All by design