Friday Night: What Are Your Plans?

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.

You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?

Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.

Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.

edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.

Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.

And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.

No Oprah moments here homeboy. We just shot the shit. I woke up a bit bfore she did and saw some pretty interesting books sitting around, so when she woke up we talked about 'em. That led to other topics and…You see where this is going. I couldn’t just dip 'cause I drove her to her place. She also bought me taquitos from Whataburger which automaticlly grants her priviledges otherwise reserved for the gal.

Oh really. What books, Flash? I can understand spending two hours eating taquitos, but two hours talking about books. Do these books have pictures?[/quote]

I just realized you were joking. I thought you were really busting my balls. And yes, some of the books did have pics. I’m off to lift and pull more trim tonight. Ya’ll be easy.

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[quote]TermInNate wrote:
WolBarret, as someone who actually enjoyed 8MM, I must say that avatar is fucking brilliant. Brilliant.[/quote]

Same here, 8mm was a fucking intense movie.

I thought that was an odd choice for an avatar, but watching it all the way through was totally worth it.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.

You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?

Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.

Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.

edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.

Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.

And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.

No Oprah moments here homeboy. We just shot the shit. I woke up a bit bfore she did and saw some pretty interesting books sitting around, so when she woke up we talked about 'em. That led to other topics and…You see where this is going. I couldn’t just dip 'cause I drove her to her place. She also bought me taquitos from Whataburger which automaticlly grants her priviledges otherwise reserved for the gal.

Oh really. What books, Flash? I can understand spending two hours eating taquitos, but two hours talking about books. Do these books have pictures?

I just realized you were joking. I thought you were really busting my balls. And yes, some of the books did have pics. I’m off to lift and pull more trim tonight. Ya’ll be easy.[/quote]

Good. I only get serious when it comes to Geek stuff (Don’t you dare disgrace Thor’s name!). Outside of that, I just talk a lot of shit.

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[quote]TermInNate wrote:
WolBarret, as someone who actually enjoyed 8MM, I must say that avatar is fucking brilliant. Brilliant.[/quote]

I liked it too. I should see it again. Nothing like snuff films to brighten your day.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I know what I’m doing. Burpees sobs

What are your plans?

Going to a club or lounge?

Movies?

Strip Club?

Pornography and some Self Lovin?

And if you say “Celebrating My Birthday”, I will be so pissed.[/quote]

Gonna go out to Wal Mart and jam a whole bunch of people cell phones with a cell phone jammer. Its a wonderful piece of technology, useful for douchebag Mr or Miss Self Important talkers who have to make their business known to the world or those assholes that actually drive with em.

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My night was kind of good. Saw the Love Guru with 3 other football players. That wasn’t bad, but 2 of them had girls with them and I didn’t, so…

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Wow, I never thought this thread would make me feel better about my weekends! Nifty little bonus ~ happy dance ~

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[quote]reneeweimer wrote:
Wow, I never thought this thread would make me feel better about my weekends! Nifty little bonus ~ sexy belly dance ~[/quote]