Get together with girls and guys and light up, like every friday night. And I strive to do something different, quirky and weird every day.
We often purchase a phone card and call a random number (or handpick one from the internet) different country: Venezuela, Ireland, Pakistan, whatever…and hurl obscenities at/engage in erotic verbal exchange with whoever answers (if its a guy, one of the girls takes over, else I do the job). Its very multicultural and very very enlightening. Makes you feel like we’re all one big pissed-off horny family.
Its amazing how simple the answers to the questions perplexing most thinkers can be when you alter your mental state a little.
Just got home and its about 5.15 am central time.
and i also I just celebrated my BirThdAY bitvches
also i’m drunk lol
Right now, it’s almost SUNDAY. You time-displaced freaks.
It’s Saturday for me, which is my Friday because I work Saturday mornings. Tonight, I have a date with some .jpg files and a tube of jergens. Maybe I’ll have some buffalo wings too.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Get together with girls and guys and light up, like every friday night. And I strive to do something different, quirky and weird every day.
We often purchase a phone card and call a random number (or handpick one from the internet) different country: Venezuela, Ireland, Pakistan, whatever…and hurl obscenities at/engage in erotic verbal exchange with whoever answers (if its a guy, one of the girls takes over, else I do the job). Its very multicultural and very very enlightening. Makes you feel like we’re all one big pissed-off horny family.
Its amazing how simple the answers to the questions perplexing most thinkers can be when you alter your mental state a little.[/quote]
You spend your Friday nights prank calling people in different countries?
Here:
I just upgraded you to junior high. Thank me later.
Ughhhhhh just woke up. Drank a little too much captain morgan’s last night. So close to puking right now.
[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
Ughhhhhh just woke up. Drank a little too much captain morgan’s last night. So close to puking right now. [/quote]
In my experience, that’s usually the case when you go sailing with the Captain.
Dude…don;t knock it till you try it. You ain;t lived till youve had non-consensual phone sex with a gal from Ireland while your own gals for the night listen to the two of you on speaker phone. Then progress to the bong and finish with multiple sessions of anal, dude. try it with your wife’s permission and get back to me.
[quote]anonym wrote:
You spend your Friday nights prank calling people in different countries?
Here:
I just upgraded you to junior high. Thank me later.[/quote]
[quote]anonym wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
Get together with girls and guys and light up, like every friday night. And I strive to do something different, quirky and weird every day.
We often purchase a phone card and call a random number (or handpick one from the internet) different country: Venezuela, Ireland, Pakistan, whatever…and hurl obscenities at/engage in erotic verbal exchange with whoever answers (if its a guy, one of the girls takes over, else I do the job). Its very multicultural and very very enlightening. Makes you feel like we’re all one big pissed-off horny family.
Its amazing how simple the answers to the questions perplexing most thinkers can be when you alter your mental state a little.
You spend your Friday nights prank calling people in different countries?
Here:
I just upgraded you to junior high. Thank me later.[/quote]
that soundboard was a trip
“am gonna ask you a buncha questions, and i want them to be answered immediately!”
-haha from kindergardten cop
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
anonym wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
Get together with girls and guys and light up, like every friday night. And I strive to do something different, quirky and weird every day.
We often purchase a phone card and call a random number (or handpick one from the internet) different country: Venezuela, Ireland, Pakistan, whatever…and hurl obscenities at/engage in erotic verbal exchange with whoever answers (if its a guy, one of the girls takes over, else I do the job). Its very multicultural and very very enlightening. Makes you feel like we’re all one big pissed-off horny family.
Its amazing how simple the answers to the questions perplexing most thinkers can be when you alter your mental state a little.
You spend your Friday nights prank calling people in different countries?
Here:
I just upgraded you to junior high. Thank me later.
that soundboard was a trip
“am gonna ask you a buncha questions, and i want them to be answered immediately!”
-haha from kindergardten cop[/quote]
I wasn’t kidding…I used to use these things back in 6th and 7th grade. The Arnold and Jack Nicholson soundboards are the best ones around, I think.
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.[/quote]
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?[/quote]
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.
[quote]anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.[/quote]
Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.
And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.
Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.
And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.
[/quote]
No Oprah moments here homeboy. We just shot the shit. I woke up a bit bfore she did and saw some pretty interesting books sitting around, so when she woke up we talked about 'em. That led to other topics and…You see where this is going. I couldn’t just dip 'cause I drove her to her place. She also bought me taquitos from Whataburger which automaticlly grants her priviledges otherwise reserved for the gal.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.
Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.
And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.
[/quote]
I had an Oprah moment with my cat once after a bottle of Jack Daniels. That was 5 years ago. I really loved that cat. He is no longer with me. I shouldn’t get too into it…
BTW WolBarret, I think this is your 5th avatar in 3 days. I think the ‘Sam Jackson staring hard in a wifebeater’ avatar was the best so far. That one creeped me out.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.
Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.
And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.
No Oprah moments here homeboy. We just shot the shit. I woke up a bit bfore she did and saw some pretty interesting books sitting around, so when she woke up we talked about 'em. That led to other topics and…You see where this is going. I couldn’t just dip 'cause I drove her to her place. She also bought me taquitos from Whataburger which automaticlly grants her priviledges otherwise reserved for the gal.[/quote]
Oh really. What books, Flash? I can understand spending two hours eating taquitos, but two hours talking about books. Do these books have pictures?
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Since it’s over, I’ll tell you what I did. Went out with some friends, met a chick at a bar, took her to another bar, got really drunk, drove her home, crashed at her place around 4 am, woke up around 9 am, lyed in bed and talked with her 'til 11-ish, drove her back to her car and got home around noon. When I’m single, that’s a pretty standard weekend night. I really like being single.
You talked with her for two hours? About what? How hammered you were last night?
Usually I slink out…mid-morning cuddling ain’t my thing, especially when I crash someplace after a night of drinking without a toothbrush handy.
Besides, I’m assuming “crash” is another term for “railed her within an inch of her life” (a yada-yada thing)…otherwise I wasted time typing that would be better spent chuckling.
edit: your avatar made me laugh so hard I cried when I watched it all the way through…whoever made that is a bloody genius.
Hate to say it, but I think all White Flash did was get hammered and then spend two hours opening up to lady friend. And no, I don’t mean “opening up” as a sexual joke. I mean open up as in he had an Oprah moment.
And my avatar: I’m gonna change it within the day. I don’t like have the same GIF for too long. I would put up some raunchy sexy ones, but I’m trying to be understanding to other people’s opinions.
I had an Oprah moment with my cat once after a bottle of Jack Daniels. That was 5 years ago. I really loved that cat. He is no longer with me. I shouldn’t get too into it…
BTW WolBarret, I think this is your 5th avatar in 3 days. I think the ‘Sam Jackson staring hard in a wifebeater’ avatar was the best so far. That one creeped me out.[/quote]
Alcohol causes a lot of Oprah moments.
I got it saved it for further use. But my next avatar will involve intercourse.
WolBarret, as someone who actually enjoyed 8MM, I must say that avatar is fucking brilliant. Brilliant.
Went to a nightclub with friends. While there I read the Atomic Dog and a few chapters of a decent book… was surprisingly easy to concentrate on the reading despite the loud music and plentitude of whorish looking women around, friends didn’t appreciate it much though… fuck em. some late night bbq after that and then capped the night off with pornography and self lovin’.
Didn’t even need to cry myself to sleep… this time.