Free Sex! (and T-shirts!)

You'd be surprised what pathetic people can do saint.
You might want to slide your head back out of your ass.

I want one.

I would really like to have a T-NATION shirt, please.

I dont want one. Perhaps you could give it to a starving orphan…
NO! on second thought. I want one

I want one, and I’m willing to fiberglass the t-nation logo into the next custom surfboard I make to get one.

I want one!

Give me a god damn t-shirt

I want one!

May I please have a free tshirt for my birthday (February 10) sir?

Oh hell yeah I want free shit!!

i want one …please, with a cherry on top.

Free sex and a t-shirt…I want, I want, I want.

Gimme!

(Oh, and if Machine wins, you should still send the shirts to me, as he has all of them already. Don’t worry, he’s cool wit it.)

I want one!

I dont want one…I NEED ONE!

I want one…

I really want one…

I REALLY REALLY want one…

So, pretty please - with sugar on top … clean the fuckin’ car!

I mean, please give me a t-shirt…

Want 1

I’d like one as well.

I want one

I want one!