FTR, I just discovered this thread, thereby reinforcing the idea that in my advancing age, I am missing key elements in life… as well as totally taking command of the run-on sentence.
FTR, I just finished drinking a gallon of water in 3 hours
FTR, I will not be working as much as peeing tonight
FTR, that somehow pleases me
FTR, those that are responsible for ruining holymac’s 6th grade teacher fun are not welcome to post in my FTR thread.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, those that are responsible for ruining holymac’s 6th grade teacher fun are not welcome to post in my FTR thread.[/quote]
FTR, I also possess the rosetta stone and the shroud of Turin
FTR, Hitler invading Poland? I started that
FTR, Bob Saget looks like a lousy lay
FTR, Danny Tanner was a madman in the sack. You don’t get 3 daughters by being a lousy lay, goddammit!
FTR: My back is out of whack from deadlifting this morning. Getting old really sucks, kids.
FTR, if I ever meet LankyMofo (which is a real possibility), I hope I’m not disappointed that he doesn’t resemble his avatar (which is a real possibility).
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Danny Tanner was a madman in the sack. You don’t get 3 daughters by being a lousy lay, goddammit![/quote]
FTR - It just means that 3 sperm made it to through the egg, 3 times.
FTR, the “class” of 2009 continues to disappoint.
I say “class” because they’re more like a hodgepodge of trolls, wannabes, newbs, and swashbucklers.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
FTR, if I ever meet LankyMofo (which is a real possibility), I hope I’m not disappointed that he doesn’t resemble his avatar (which is a real possibility). [/quote]
FTR, even if we don’t meet I’ll probably be sending you some pictures soon.
wink wink
FTR, swashbucklers is a funny word.
FTR, I banged a girl this weekend that has at least the same muscularity/leanness of deb.
wouldn’t let me call her deb though
did you bang our old battalion Commander HM???
edited to keep said people anonymous.
I hope you did!
If you didnt understand who I was talking about,her name rhymes with flexton!
edited to keep said people anonymous
FTR I always wanted to bang the chick HM is talking about.
[quote]slippery_banana wrote:
did you bang our old executive officer HM???[/quote]
hahahahaha.
yes.
you know she’s a CO now? still a 1lt though.
she came down to visit again. money.
For the record, I sometimes post as Oleena.
Tribunal Dude can verify.
[quote]Otep wrote:
For the record, I sometimes post as Oleena.
Tribunal Dude can verify.[/quote]
FTR, i don’t think tribunal dude looks like he lifts weights so i really don’t give a shit
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
slippery_banana wrote:
did you bang our old executive officer HM???
hahahahaha.
yes.
you know she’s a CO now? still a 1lt though.
she came down to visit again. money.[/quote]
Well I am a 1LT to and I am a detachment commander. She must be the commander of a rear Detachment. I hope you had fun doing it.
FTR I just bought an AK47 and a M4 with school money!
FTR, being patient whilst building a business is pissing me off.
FTR, editorialists posing as journalists should all commit mass suicide.
FTR, I have a serious impulse control issue.
FTR, with doctor’s clearance, I MAY be able to start putting my BW over 200# this coming year.
FTR, breaking your back sucks donkey nuts.