For the Record

For the record, I love T-Nation and all the clowns that dwell here.

For the record, the quality of some of the forums here (Bodybuilding) has gone to shit but see above.

For the record, I’ve been binge eating all week and I can’t get fat… I love me.

For the record, I enjoy this thread.

For the record, I’m eating Pop-tarts at 3 in the morning. Stu, you’re the man.

For the record, I just farted. It smells bad.

[quote]elusive wrote:

For the record, I’ve been binge eating all week and I can’t get fat… I love me.
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For the record, I’m very, very envious.

For the record, I gain weight at 3000kcal/day at a bodyweight of 190lbs.

For the record I’ve eaten fast food 4 times in the last 2 weeks and 4 times before then in the last 4 years.

For the record, having lots of sex is good for the mind, body and penis.

for the record, I tried changing my av three times now, and they won’t let me…

For the record, I don’t appreciate it.

[quote]B rocK wrote:
For the record I’ve eaten fast food 4 times in the last 2 weeks and 4 times before then in the last 4 years.

For the record, having lots of sex is good for the mind, body and penis.[/quote]

Eating fast food is acceptable, providing one has lots of sex, and still lifts heavy shit.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
For the record, I’m hungry. (But, I’m not “imhungry”-- that’s someone else).[/quote]

Be careful, you don’t want to be associated with that crazy tiger!

For the record, oh-niners haven’t redeemed themeselves

For the record, for every 10 “insults” in the man above thread there’s one good/clever insult … just for that it’s worth it … you couldn’t get those odds on the street

For the record, everytime I pop Flameout caps I burp up that tuna fish sandwich taste 20 minutes later … just for that it’s worth it

For the record, as of this morning I weighed in at 181lbs and, despite losing 10lbs over the last three months, I’ve consistently gotten stronger … except in the dead lift … that’s dropped

For the record, I was going to resurrect the “'09ers suck” thread because, let’s face it, ya do. But it’s ok, I sucked when I first joined too … so there’s hope yet.

For the record, this for the record thread is a great idea, for the record

[quote]polo77j wrote:

For the record, I was going to resurrect the “'09ers suck” thread because, let’s face it, ya do. But it’s ok, I sucked when I first joined too … so there’s hope yet.

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For the record, I was going to revive it too with an update about how they still suck, but I figured I’d give them a little more time to redeem themselves. It’s only been a couple weeks.

For the record, whole milk gives me gas so I only drink it right before bed. This does not make my girlfriend happy.

For the record…

A little vanity never hurt anybody.

For the record, fake boobies are just as awesome as real boobies.

For the record, utilizing the “dutch oven” idea is only a good idea if your girlfriend already thinks farts are funny.

For the record, Rattler; I meet said requirements. (at least a little bit; weak night at the gym last night)

For the record, Polo you might have lost DL strength b/c you lost overall size.

For the record, at 180lbs I could only DL 400lbs and at 200lbs I could DL 525lbs. So you see what I mean, for the record.

For the record, I’m not fat, I’m bulking!..

For the record, Firefox is really slow and eating up my ram, so I’ve switched to Google Chrome.

For the record, I got a real job starting in August!

For the record, I’ve been cutting… GASP. Because I wanna compete at 85kgs for Olylifting. Down to 87kgs from 94kgs so far.

For the record, having sex a few times then going to gym makes for a very unpleasent smelling experience

For the record, I’m home from school and starting my summer job, and all I want to do it sit around, eat, and lift.

For the record, my girlfriend lives three and a half hours away so I can no longer experience that unpleasent smelling experience. but I really, really want to.

[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
For the record, having sex a few times then going to gym makes for a very unpleasent smelling experience

For the record, I’m home from school and starting my summer job, and all I want to do it sit around, eat, and lift.

For the record, my girlfriend lives three and a half hours away so I can no longer experience that unpleasent smelling experience. but I really, really want to.[/quote]

For the record, the guy next to me in the locker room today must have met your girlfriend before his workout.

DB

[quote]B rocK wrote:
For the record, utilizing the “dutch oven” idea is only a good idea if your girlfriend already thinks farts are funny.

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For the record, any girl who doesn’t think farts are funny isn’t worth your time.

DB

For the record, I had sex 8 times one day and tried to play hockey that night.

For the record, it was my worst showing on the ice ever.

For the record, I would never want to have sex 8 times in 1 day. Twice is pushing it.