Still, they’re disgusting animals that don’t belong in a home environment where young children dwell. Any animal that shits in a box, then proceeds to walk anywhere it wants (including countertops) belongs outside.
Besides, reprimand a cat and he will retaliate in sneaky disgusting ways. Dogs are the opposite. They don’t hold grudges and 2 minutes after you reprimand them, they still want to be your best bud. Woof![/quote]
My cat goes outside like a dog. I don’t even have a litter box anymore. He sits in front of the door when he wants out, knocks on the window when finished.
He litter trained himself in the 10 seconds it took him to look at the litter box (unlike the dog, who took a month and left many puddles in the process).
If I don’t feed him, he finds his own food (unlike the dog).
He has no need for such minor bothers as love and attention (unlike the dog).
He understands that I’ll let him use me as a heating pad if he lets me snuggle with him (unlike the dog, who sprawls on the bed and drools).
He gets to snuzzle between my boobs every night (unlike the dog).
I’ve never had to bathe him in his 12 years of existence and he is still odor-free (unlike the dog).
I can leave him alone for a month and he’ll be irritated when I get back home (unlike the dog).
Dogs are awesome. My German Shepherd used to keep door-to-door salesmen and badies away from my house. She also used eat (actually consume) any cat that dared to enter her yard. What has a cat ever done for me?
I had cats growing up but would never get one now.
Still, they’re disgusting animals that don’t belong in a home environment where young children dwell. Any animal that shits in a box, then proceeds to walk anywhere it wants (including countertops) belongs outside.
Besides, reprimand a cat and he will retaliate in sneaky disgusting ways. Dogs are the opposite. They don’t hold grudges and 2 minutes after you reprimand them, they still want to be your best bud.
Woof![/quote]
Damn Dwarf… did a cat knock you down and take your milk money when you were little?
He figured out how to open a door to let the cat out, then close the door and lock the cat outside, and then he would proceed to eat the cat’s food. And the fucking cat fell for it every single time.
But then again, we gave way too much catnip to that cat.
