Food Porn Thread

Hit a cool new restaurant last night known for their ramen. Neat vibe. Hip-hop blasting on the overhead (with a notice on the wall "This establishment plays music with explicit lyrics), NeoGeo arcade unit in the corner, action figures glued to the ceiling, an Infinity gauntlet oven mitt and comic books on the walls. Oh, and good food, too.

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Octopus croquette appetizer. The purple thing in the middle is a nice meaty chunk of tentacle.
Octopus croquette

Octopus croquette inside

Ramen bowls. I got a spicy “fried” chicken in a light kinda-cornmeal and chinese five spice crust. Mrs. got a spicy vegetable bowl with great roasted brussels sprouts and charred corn.
MB Ramen bowls

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Did a taco bar.

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Where I come from, that’s not a taco bar. This is a taco bar…lol

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If this is the food porn thread, then that must be the necrophile section, amirite?

I’m going straight for the head- props for leaving in the eyes

Homemade sourdough bread.

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Looks absolutely delicious. What exactly is it? Salmon?

@lucasmon, yours looks SO GOOD, but I can’t even venture a guess as to what it is.

PLEASE EVERYONE CAPTION YOUR FOOD

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Homemade sourdough bread.

Spaghetti Squash w/ ground chicken in pasta sauce

Bone-in Ribeye with avocado kale/slaw mix

Chicken salad with greens salad (ceasar dressing)

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Three monster deer burgers and then ham n egg shots ha

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Linguine with fresh tomato sauce, avocado, and smoked salmon.

So a few months ago I remember stumbling across this video on YouTube that was about a “one-pan pasta recipe.” Any real Italian would have screamed sacrilege, but I’m an open minded person so I recently searched for that video and gave this a try…

It’s very simple: you put pasta in a pan, add diced tomatoes and sliced onions, basil, olive oil, salt, garlic, and water. You bring to a boil and then you let it simmer until the water is absorbed and the pasta’s cooked.

I added parsley, avocado, and salmon as a personal touch to the recipe.

This came out extremely good. I wish I would have used a tad less salt, because the salmon is already pretty savory on by itself.

Still, one of the best meals I’ve had in a while. Tomorrow I’ll try this again with ground turkey instead of salmon, and will cook everything in stock instead of water.

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Scratch challah
Royally screwed up flour/water ratios and subbed some of the egg yolks for oil. Still turned out decent

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And extra points for the nice orchid in the background.

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Texas Sheet Cake cookies. No icing because, Jed doesn’t like frosting.

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They look amazing, mind dropping the recipe in here?

Lol! So easy caveman can do it.
Three ingredients
1 box chocolate cake mix
2eggs
1/3 cup of oil ( don’t know what that would be in metric)

Stir all together. Batter will be stiff. Maybe have to add a dash of water depending on the size of your eggs, to make the batter come together.

Drop by tablespoon on oiled cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for 7-8 mins. Don’t overcook. Makes about 2-2 1/2 dozen cookies.

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180 degrees for the imperially challenged.

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Thanks!

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