DB swings later tonight, for now my new split:
Monday; Lower 1
Power Snatch 3X5
Box Squat 3X5, 4X4, 3X5, 6X5
RDL 2X5,3X5,3X5,5X5
SLRDL 2X12,2X12,2X12,3X12
Birddog Holds 2X30s
Side Planks w/ hip abduction 2X30s/side
Tuesday; Upper 1
DB Overhead Press 2X12-15, 3X12-15, 3X12-15, 4X12-15
Pendlay Row 2X6-8, 3X6-8, 3X6-8, 4X6-8
Face Pulls 3X12
Reverse Grip Triceps Extension 3X6-10
Prone IR’s 2X20
CoC #1 3XRE
(If time, Barbell Curls 3X5)
Thursday; Lower 2
Front Squat 3X5, 4X4, 3X5, 6X5
Zercher Pin Squats 2X5, 3X5, 3X5, 5X5
SLRDL 2X12, 2X12, 2X12, 3X12
Mod. Single Leg Squats 2X20
Curl Ups 3X20
Friday; Upper 2
Push Press 3X5, 4X4, 3X5, 6X5
Close Grip Chins 2X6-8, 3X6-8, 3X6-8, 4X6-8
DB Rows 2X6-8, 3X6-8, 3X6-8, 4X6-8
DB French Press 3X6-10
Prone IR 2X20
CoC #1.5 4-6 attempts
(If time, Dumbbell Curls 2X8)
Conditioning
10 total sets of KB swings, Sprints, Burpees, Barbell Complexes, or whatever-the-hell. Keep this interesting so I am motivated to get out there and keep myself in decent CV shape.
The first four exercises of each work out will be done in AM, the assistance in PM.
If I have the time I’ll do everything at once and drink some carbs as I go through it.
If I have time I’ll do bench press form work for 6X6 on upper body days.
The sessions will be between an hour and two hours total per day. Conditioning will be twenty minutes of work followed by nausea and death. 
This cycle will be followed up by 6 days off. During that period I will do foam rolling and dynamic flexibility daily and 2 form-work sessions with 30% of my predicted 1RM for ~20 reps per exercise. On that last day, or on whichever day I feel like destroying something, I will bring a can of Spike, some chalk, and a camera to the gym to tear things up.