i’ve heard the active cultures in yogurt can help restore natural flora and bacteria in your GI. give some yogurt a try
[quote]toocul4u wrote:
i’ve heard the active cultures in yogurt can help restore natural flora and bacteria in your GI. give some yogurt a try[/quote]
And you have a badass avater, autobots forever, transformers for life!
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
TeeVee69 wrote:
Your problem: malodorous farts
Your solution: The Flatulence Filter
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Hahahahaha! Is the filter made out of charcoal, kitty litter or other?
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Ah, an interested customer. (Straightens tie…)
The filter contains activated charcoal and is held in place with tape. It can be washed and reused.
We also offer a great selection of odor control undergarments.
you can learn to controll ya ass muslce and realise the fart slowly instead of in one go it makes the smell never happen, i use it in bed so my GF doesnt freak out
its good to see im not alone with this
i was getting worried 
Yeah, farts do rock. However, they can be embarassing in a work setting, where not everybody appreciates them as much.
Wikipedia says something about refined carbs being a source of flatulence, however, I know that my nastiest efforts have occurred when refined carbs have been completely eliminated from my diet. The volume isnt necessarily huge, but nasty stuff comes out (silent but deadly). This is the result I have noticed of a high protein/moderate-low carb diet.
I have been vegetarian before, and noticed that farts etc tend to be ‘earthier’ (and hence less offensive), but as soon as eggs enter the equation, it’s a whole different ballpark.
Once accustomed to regular consumption of WPI, there have been no issues with this.
[quote]Judas wrote:
you can learn to controll ya ass muslce and realise the fart slowly instead of in one go it makes the smell never happen, i use it in bed so my GF doesnt freak out
its good to see im not alone with this
i was getting worried :)[/quote]
Trust me…we KNOW! Just kidding…
Hahahaha best thread in a while.
Insoluble fiber and lots of water for the stinkers…
Let share my secret… when I know I’m stinky a certain day what I do is when I know a fart is coming along, and while in the gym I’ll stop my set if it can’t wait… then I jesture as if I’m going to another exercise and drop the fart in my path very close to where atleast 2 people are next to eachother.
You will know that the tactic has worked perfectly when the group ends up looking at eachother… btw try not to be noticed studying their reaction, if they are friends of yours they will make jokes about it and point you out and yell it was you. Don’t doubt this… in the gym once a guy yelled out repeatedly in spanish “fumigate elseware dickwad” in spanish (which sounds allot funnier and comical “ponte a fumigar otro lado cabron”, I laugh when just at the thought of this
Well I use to blow hole quite a bit, but ever since I started taking Digestive Enzymes with my meals I don’t tear it up like I use too…
This won’t help the smell, but…Say hello to Toot Tone.
This is great. I am the same way, I am by far worse then all the guys at work. If I am in public and I know its going to be bad I usually fart around kids/babies and quickly walk away… they always get the blame…