Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

And right there you have summed up the joy of deadlifting.

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Be glad it didn’t fight its way into your skull and then come shooting out your nose during a sneeze days or weeks later.

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I’m not sure how to convey a shudder of disgust through text. That just gave me the heebie jeebies haha

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I have seen rib cage expansion popping up here and there under the guise of flexibility of your ribcage.

I havent done more than read a headline or the first sentence of a social media post but my confession is I hope this makes a comeback, I hope there is science behind it and I’m very excited at the prospect of it all.

Do people who self-diagnose as ā€˜skinny fat’ generally just have sfa muscle mass and a beer gut?

defo flame proof suit on,…

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I identify as skinny fat because I’m not burly and definitely no bear mode.

Its like being extra medium. No one is going to mistake me for jacked or ripped 6 pack bro either.

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Hope you were able to get the stinger out!

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Is that not the literal definition?

Skinny, but…fat? Yes, that’s what I understood, too.

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I confess I don’t know what ā€œsfaā€ means.

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Sweet Fanny Adams. Or Sweet Fuck All.

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I confess that I freaked out a bit because the weather app said it’s 48F.
… it’s… barely… October… :sob:

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ā€œExtra medium.ā€ I’m stealing that.

I’m self-identifying as size XXXM from now on.

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Unfortunately I wasn’t able to… I was up on roof, and using rusty needle nose pliers and my phone in selfie mode didn’t sound like something I’d be able to do. By the time I got to a mirror and some clean tweezers I couldn’t find it.

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I confess that I kind of feel like an asshole for mocking @boilerman rather than expressing concern.

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Oh, please, don’t feel bad. I put myself in these situations.

However, the whole ā€œbee crawling through my brain and out through my noseā€ thing was thought about quite a bit last night. Maybe lets leave that part out next time haha

Don’t forget to post a poorly shot video from the drivers seat of your car in a store parking lot complaining the store doesn’t have your preferred size

I’m watching TV and chipotle commercials keep coming on.

I confess I’ve never had chipotle. I really want to try but I’m too cheap to splurge…

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Not worth it. The last three times I had chipotle they completely messed up the order and the food was cold. I don’t mean room temperature cold. I mean not heated up from their fridge cold.

Edit: Not the same location

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Gotcha. How’s it feel this morning?