Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

The fact it’s only 1 more is what’s keeping me from switching majors lol

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Earlier today a saw the sodium being listed/promoted as electrolytes on a product.
Marketing never fails to amaze me.

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Hah! I love it. It’s right up there with Gluten Free Spam and Vegan Oreos.

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The worst part about this is how bad ChatGPT is at math. I mean, it literally just makes stuff up that is verifiably false. I find a good practice is to always ask if it is sure. It will usually change its answer. Which doesn’t help you know what answer is correct, but at least you will know not to trust it.

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My favorite part is he’ll run the problem between the 2 softwares and give us the report like “ChatGPT got it right 1/3 of the time and WolframAlpha got it right 2/3 of the time”

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Should add the Queen Mary to your list (down in long beach). One of the most haunted ships one can tour.

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I’ll see your

And raise you an egg salad sandwich machine.

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What in the 1970’s is this monstrosity

Why, it’s an egg salad sandwich machine. Looks like you can just have the egg salad itself to eat with a fork if you want. That would be for the OG strongmen who were low carb.

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It’s clear that Gaston has an egg salad machine of his own, haha.

Which actually one senses when they see the scene where he puts his muddy boots on Belle’s book.

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I could definitely see a bunch of guys hanging out by the egg salad sandwich machine, grooving to the latest Barry Manilow and just being really swell.

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I confess that it’s difficult to maintain an idea of myself as sort of cool and dignified after licking my paper plate to get the rest of the yolk up from my over-easy eggs.

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Pro tip: you get to count the bits of the paper plate that come off on your tongue toward your daily fiber allotment, so that was actually the healthier way to do it.

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This made me think of a time, many years ago, when we had a family gathering. My mom made a huge rump roast with gravy. My cousins were some heavy hitters when it came to eating. These people were large. Jimmy literally wore a hole in a Chinet paper platter sopping up gravy with homemade bread. My mom was worried sick it was going to make him ill… :rofl:

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We were trained from a young age.

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I confess I thought those were microdots. (Which are of course extremely nutritious.)

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Shannon Daherty
Mathew Perry

Richard Simmons
Sid Vicious

Tito Jackson

James Earl Jones
Pete Rose

Dikembe Mutombo
Kris Kristofferson

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My favorite era of the show. The Frank years. :pensive:

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