Didn’t know that, that is a good thing. Thanks
I don’t think any of my boys have ever spent a dime on Fortnite, and they’ve been playing for years. It doesn’t give you any kind of advantage in the game.
Edit: I may be wrong about being able to buy some kind of advantage.
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Perhaps you could even experience being The Punisher while you’re there.
You want the mob to shoot my family?!
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I had an evening work meet yesterday. It was a proper meeting, with food. They brought in chicken wings. I had a nice, high protein, dinner before, in anticipation not consuming whatever food was brought.
I confess I had a larger pile of skin and bones on my plate than six coworkers, combined, had on their bone plate. Looked like a fox was set loose in the chicken coop, but less feathers.
I also confess I definitely didn’t stay under my calorie budget for the day, and my stomach was still growling loudly while cooking breakfast today.
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Ah hah! I found the real confession!
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I got chipolte today. It was the best bowl they have ever made me. I got extra chicken, and the lady gave me three and a half scoops of chicken. Well, the line was doing the pay it forward thing (which I kinda dislike), so the guy ahead of me paid for mine. I felt like a douche, but since there was a fairly large gap behind me (they were just starting their order as this guy paid for my lunch) I just took my food and left.
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Oh no, I let that slip! This skin is amazing, but I was trying to avoid as much sauce as possible.
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The last time I got Chipotle, the dude making mine was completely jazzed about it. I say “double steak” and he’s like “Yeah!!!” With bombs going off sound effects for each scoop, and put on like quadruple, same with cheese, etc.
It was the best Chipotle I ever had.
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Same here today. Everything was basically double. I would guess the whole thing weighed 4 lbs. She had to push the lid down to get it to close. I ate what I could, and will have the rest tomorrow, and I am not sure I’ll be able to finish it then.
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Exactly!
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Hah! How about a real confession?
I confess that, for the THIRD time, I have had one of the servers at Texas De Brazil (a Brazilian steakhouse, where they bring cuts of steak directly to your table until you tell them to stop) approach me like a pitboss at a Vegas casino, asking me WHAT, exactly, it is that I would like to eat that evening, in the hopes that they could get me to vacate my table so that they could bring in new patrons. This is after 90 minutes of putting away red meat like I am a death row inmate attempting to filibuster the execution by making the most ridiculous “last meal” request.
And, I confess that, because I had an additional engagement that evening…I actually walked out of Texas De Brazil STILL hungry and ready to put away some more food…IF they would have stopped ghosting me.
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Conan + Phil Hartman!
On a show for kids!
What a time!
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Hah! Much like Ren and Stimply, the 90s were a hard lesson on how, just because something is a cartoon does NOT mean it’s for children.
…my parents should’ve paid more attention to what I was watching, haha.
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First line of the episode, no shit!
…“he was so sexy, I hoped we would have sex!”
I confess that I bought a rotisserie chicken for dinner, and I don’t know how I’m supposed to stay out of it for another two and a half hours. I’d consider eating dinner at 3:45, but what am I supposed to tell the dog about it? So I have to wait until 5:30.
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that was your first mistake, should have bought 2 chickens 
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Thats the first rule of Chicken Club.
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