I’m here to confess that I would consider you a fool for passing on an opportunity to enjoy beef ribs of that caliber.
Was this a one-time wagyu special?
A chance encounter with a traveling wagyu beef rib merchant?
Or perhaps a more sinister transaction?
…
You’re good. Maybe a little too good.
I’m gonna endorse this whole operation that took place on the grounds that I would have done the same thing.
For real: those must have been amazing. Kinda envious.
As sun tzu said “keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Nothing gets you freebies like being a regular who’s nice to staff
Thank you for pointing this out lol
Honey, what’s this 60 dollar ATM withdrawal you made? 
Not when you withdrawl at the check out of the grocery store.
@twojarslave “Better to keep one’s mouth closed and be thought of as a fool than to open it and remove all doubt” does not apply when I am opening my mouth in order to fill it with wagyu ribs, haha. Those scenarios were all fantastic, but in my case it was a mundane instance of a local BBQ place that was doing a promotional special. They get these shipments periodically, and once they do they sell them until they sell out, so I ditched work as soon as I could for lunch today (another confession) to make sure I got mine.
@SkyzykS Not my first black market rodeo, haha. Typically I use these powers for good vs evil in the form of anniversary presents and the like, but the skills carryover regardless. And I only wish I could share the experience with others.
@whang I DID end up exhausting my entire ready cash supply with this move…worth it.
I confess there is drool dribbling out of the corner of my mouth. Awesome post!
My kiddo asked me about wagyu recently, what it was, etc. My first thought was “Birthday food, kiddo.” But that would have been a downer because his birthday was at the end of Sept.
I’ll figure something out for him. Good grades or something.
Haha, you’re welcome! This thread hasn’t involved many confessions for years, but I still read it wearing nostalgia goggles.
Pwn keeps it alive with the confessions lol
I confess that last night I dreamt about eating the chocolate-cake-like lining out of a new shoe someone handed me. It was only a single shoe and I thought it was a throwaway. Later I discovered that my friend had its mate and was planning to wear them. $150 to replace the pair, which I was planning to do when I woke.
At any rate. My no wheat, no sugar or processed foods diet and Dry January? Going great, thanks. Really good. Awesome.
Yeah.
The spirit never dies! And @EmilyQ just crushed it with another one of hers. Those food dreams are real. What’s funny is, I’ve gotten to the point where, instead of waking up in a panic, I celebrate those dreams. Have a dream where you binged on a box of poptarts? Wake up and go “Damn those poptarts were good! Thanks subconscious!”
I confess that I contemplate buying the $200 Ninja Ice Cream maker for just a little longer for every single day I haven’t had a dessert this year…
*Apparently protein ice cream is actually amazing… 
I also confess that I bought DUNKIN glazed donut flavored protein powder (sorry Biotest)…
I have one. It’s good.
Better then spending 5k on a pacojet.
Sure thing
Do you know why they don’t make Momtarts?
Blame the pastryarchy.
In my experience, it’s the tarts that make moms, rather than the other way around.
Eh. Save your breath for cooling your porridge.
