Recently tried getting the salmon from the market near me. I confess I’ve been having food jags over it. Been having it like every 2-3 nights recently. It’s so easy to prepare. I cook it with butter, garlic, and parsely. My only regret is I didn’t try this sooner. Way better than vienna sausage, spam, and corned beef for quick quality protein lol.
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Eating Tuna every day is getting boring. I really miss my chilli 
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I confess I’m really excited that video games are finally getting to this level of realism:
I confess I have been playing way too much Elden Ring lately. That game is damn hard but I really want to beat it since it has been kicking my ass.
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You can beat it cyclone! 
I confess that…
Oh my god I AM a total meathead. I can’t make this up. I want to try my hand making “chaffles”.
This is part of my recent carnivore kick. I’m swapping out my fake keto breads and looking to use these as buns.
For the unaware, a “chaffle” is a cheese waffle. You take grated cheese, mix it with eggs/egg whites, and put it in a wafflemaker. Stupid simple.
I want cheese from grassfed cattle, because of course.
I have been searching EVERYWHERE for shredded grassfed cheese, and it’s been a total dude. It’s ONLY sold in blocks. I CAN get grassfed cottage cheese, but apparently that won’t work: it needs to be “melting cheese”.
I had about given up on my quest, thinking maybe I’ll just use fat free cheese to bypass the situation…until I realized…I own a cheese grater.
That’s how you get grated cheese.
…how am I so stupid?
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A victim of your own penchant for ridiculously useful kitchen gadgets that making cooking so easy a four year old can do it…
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I’m in love with buying ground turkey (93/7) and using them as my main protein. They’re quite cheap (3.99/lb where I’m at), very easy to cook, and doesn’t have much flavor, so you can flavor them as you will.
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I had a funny encounter with my physician the other day. We did some tests regarding metabolism (diabetes screening basically) but he didn’t fully remember why he ordered them.
He looked at me, wearing a loose fitting hoody and said: “I gotta ask at this point: Are you this wide because you have so much muscle mass or are you just overweight? Well you know what, stand up and take your clothes off please”
I did.
He went: “okay I see. That explains things, you have a lot of excess muscle mass”.
As someone struggling with body dismorphia to a not uncomplicated degree, that was a very nice moment, haha.
He then asked if I was the strongman guy (our last appointment was a while back and I confirmed).
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No such thing.
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I ate $50 worth of Chick-Fil-A today
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Cows everywhere thank you for your service
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I confess that I climbed 600 floors today… up and down my dorm building 120 times
Edit: my calves are freaking useless. I can walk up stairs fine but walking down is a … challenge…
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I try not to buy chips because the serving size of a bag of chips I buy for myself is a bag of chips.
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Exactly! This was just the small size and I ate about half of it. I have a story about the BIGGEST woman I have ever seen, a truckstop, and 5 large bags of chips 
. Chips are not our friends. I have eaten few since that day all those years ago.
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I one time ate the medium party platter of nuggets (120) in a single sitting, along with about a quart of honey mustard, and 6 diet cokes for a bet. I won, made very little money, and felt awful. Pretty good nuggets though.
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Cheez-its are my kryptonite.
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I confess that I spaced out about an 1100 meeting at work yesterday until it popped up on my outlook calendar, meaning I permitted myself 5 minutes to speed-eat 2 chicken wings and 2 chicken drumsticks.
I absolutely showed up to the meeting with a bunch of gyro seasoning still in my teeth, and more than likely a fair amount of grease on my face.
And burned the hell out of the inside of my mouth.
…and it was worth it.
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