Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

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Lmao I knew I already asked this somewhere

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After 3 months I just found out how to enable the Chinese language keyboard on this new laptop. I have to press the shift key after the home+spacebar to select the language.

Anyone who wants to ask me for advice on IT stuff, THINK AGAIN.

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My Fitness Pal sure does have a way about making 3.3lbs weight gain over ~3 months seem extreme :joy:

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Wanna hear about my cats again?

One dumb fuck decided to swallow a fucking piece of plastic string RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. As in the fucker was chewing on it and when he saw me approach him, he immediately swallowed it.

Now itā€™s 10.30pm and Iā€™m gonna spend about 800USD for after hour clinics that have the equipment for this shit. FUCK.

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My dog dropped a strange looking deuce. When I got a little closer I saw that there was a crumpled dollar bill in there.

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I once pulled a couple of strands of Easter basket grass out of my catā€™s asshole.

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Well yeah: dogs love cocaine.

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Oh God I hate vets.

EDIT:

I hate my local vets.

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I confess I am overly happy that I lost 10 lbs while hospitalized this past week. I expect to gain about 5 back, but since I am trying to get leaner I will take it.

Silver lining to a :poop: week.

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I confess I am SO upset that I discovered you can make egg salad using cottage cheese vs mayo.

Like: why did no one tell me? Why did I just have to figure it out from desperation?

And why does it delight me so much?

Why is this life in my 30s?

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Iā€™ve always used plain greek yoghurt

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Greek yogurt is for the morning: cottage cheese is for the evening. Come on now: this is basic alchemy!

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Vanilla Greek Yogurt, Chunky Peanut butter, drop of honey, and a dash of salt. Thank me later.

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Oh man, if all weā€™re trying to do is make greek yogurt even yummier, I have TOO much stuff, haha.

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In college our food hall was always stocked with the little Greek Yogurt cups, and not a ton else readily available for protein. We got VERY creative in terms of Greek yogurt creations lol

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Traveling, Iā€™m the same way. Iā€™m proud of this

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That was greek yogurt mixed with a warmed up keto bar, nuts n more spread and peanut butter powder.

It was good enough that Iā€™d eat it even if I WASNā€™T stranded in a hotel room, haha.

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Why get creative, I eat entire Costco sized containers by itself :sweat_smile:

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I really really want milk

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Are you lactose intolerant?

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Unfortunately yes. But I really love dairy