Haha, from where I stand (on the deck of a 15 year old nordictrack) that sounds very fancy indeed!
Although I confess that the Bose speakers that are connected to the old-timey (omg, I can’t remember the name of the central component of a stereo) thing (tuner?) I plug my phone into works very nicely to blast music. According to the neighbors, who live 3 acres away, it works too nicely.
My new dorm room has good air conditioning and I have my nice pillow.
After 3 days of good sleep (after 11 weeks of shitty sleep), the difference is mind blowing
How tf do ppl operate on shitty sleep
We don’t really have a choice now do we? 
When I get good sleep and cant tell a difference I will let you know…
Note - not likely to happen.
It’s a nice heady mix of coffee and necessity
Adulting at its finest!
The constant pressure of necessity provided by the social reality we live in. Also drugs (coffein for most).
When the typo ends up being so much better than the original
I’m definitely not going to correct that, haha.
I legit shamelessly stroll through convenience stores buying energy drinks and diet mountain dews while singing Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine”, replacing the word “cocaine” with “caffeine” in celebration of the absolute lunacy of what I’m putting my body through…or is that, what I’m putting thorugh my body?
I’ve definitely done this while waiting for the kettle to boil in the morning.
I confess that I was today years old before I tried a Spanish omelette. I also confess that after trying said Spanish omelette I don’t think regular omelettes will cut it anymore
Suddenly I feel way more awesome.
Did you just get a little T-boost?
I confess that, based off this post and my understanding of math, I am, apparently 427 Americans.
What if the Muscle and Strength epidemic is contributing to the Obesity epidemic via increased BMI from muscle mass tho?
Apparently I am suffering from 2 epidemics at the same time!
You and me both.
Heavyweights Unite
I confess I wandered into the beginners section again only to wish I had left it well alone.
I really find it hard to understand why people post and ask for advise but then completely ignore any advise or wont answer questions designed to help. I have yet again lost my faith in humanity.
Because they don’t actually want advice. They want confirmation of their perceived notion of fitness/weightlifting.
