Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

Are they cheaper than chicken?

I really like pork, but last time I checked it was >$3/lb at Aldis

has anything started to come down?

This is the best kind of gaining insurance: knowing that it will be easy to undo anything done.

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Id say yes, conditionally. Giant eagle has sales where its like $1.29- $1.49 for like 10 lb. packs of chops & city chicken. You can get a years worth for like $50-60 if you catch a good sale.

Theres a Costco in the Waterfront too. I dont know how their prices roll though.

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Yeah… the problem is that I’m living with very limited fridge space…. :sob:

Has anything come down?

My bench press

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Not really.

Ive spent more time looking for things that haven’t gone up as much than things that I know are bonkers.

Basics like potatoes, pastas, carrots, broccoli etc. havent changed a whole lot.

I’m not what anybody would consider well off, and while I’ve felt some squeeze, Its not like life inhibiting.

Then again, I lived through the steel industry crash of late 70’s-early 80’s on turkey loaf and ramen noodles, so comfort levels may vary.

Peak Bono was when U2 shovelled their album onto everyone’s iphones, whether you wanted it or not, and then when people complained he was all ā€œOh hey it’s just the blood, sweat and tears of honest musicians, given to you for free out of the kindness and generosity of our hearts, if you don’t like it you can just delete it.ā€

Right. He could also just break into your home and drop a giant turd on your living room carpet, and tell you its the honest product of his noble bowels, freely given out a spirit of sharing and caring, and if you don’t like it you can just clean it up.

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Also: his sunglasses are stupid.

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Agreed, and the guitar player has the audacity to call himself ā€œThe Edgeā€.

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I disagree with all of you (sorta, I’m not saying the sunglasses are super cool) but I’m happy to have heard where you’re coming from, haha.

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Please continue. Why stop now, while you’re at it? Is there anyone else who deserve a spade in the face? :laughing:

The rest of U2 for a start.

Their latest ā€œsongā€ sounds like a dozen cats being tortured in a country-and-western karaoke club while some Japanese hipster yells random words down a tin megaphone. Or is that Kanye?

Whatever, fuck it. Let’s just hit Bono twice.

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I think you’ve just become my new favorite poster on this forum.

I’ll listen to your rant-synopses anytime

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If we start hitting the other U2-members with spades, they may realize the bad company they’re in (with Bono that is) - especially since Bono is frontman (and obviously the one to take the hit, supposedly/actually). Maybe (hopefully) they blame Bono for the spade, and take it out on him. With a little luck the band may then implode shortly. Question is whether Bono will resurrect or not? (What if he is here on Tnation? Bono, what do you think about all this? You have a lot to make up for, you sanctimonius smut twat!).

It would be interesting to dissect Metallica in a similar fashion as U2. I bet a bunch of people would love to hit Lars Ulrich with a spade. My argument here is that they may have BEEN good - but lost it along the way somehow. The ā€œSome kind of monsterā€ movie kind of illustrates a band in a downward spiral.

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They will say that we should be grateful for their presence to have grazed our spades.

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I think Metallica started going down hill when Hetfield tried singing. He was much better at just yelling lyrics.

If I had to put my finger on exactly when they landed on Suck it would be right about at And Justice For All. Their sound changed. The music changed. They were no longer angry and agressive, and they aren’t very good imitators.

Then they did that thing with an orchestra. Thats the death knell of any good metal band.

Thats where the shovel should have gonged of of their faces like the opening of For Whom The Bell Tolls.

Eg.

This:

Thats a song you can charge into battle to. Kin to Iron Maidens Trooper. Just fucking bad assed, raw, ballsy agression.

To this:

ā€œYeah, Let loose man!ā€

Really? Thats a soyburger. And for some ungodly reason, thats the worst thing I can think of to say about anything right now.

Probably because I sorted through a few of those symphonic abominations.

I need to go listen to Born Of Fire now.

Edit:

There. Thats better. Music to savage the soothed soul.

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I confess that one of my grocery stores in already selling pumpkin yogurt.

…and, I, of course, am buying as much of it as I can.

LET IT BE FALL

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I confess I had to take a wizz in the bushes on walk to the bus this am. Too full of liquid post Surge session…

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Have you heard Metallica S&M? This is a pretty big confession but it may be in my top 20 albums.

Of course, there’s the biggest Metallica hit ever that nobody seems to talk about…

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:rofl: Oh man.

That defies description. Even the wife asked ā€œWTF is that?!?ā€.

Im legitimately flabbergasted, and experiencing a jumble of synesthesia from memories of different periods when everything smelling like incense, leather jackets and weed. :exploding_head:

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