Apparently y’all have not perfected the resting bitch face. Keep working on it, you’ll get there someday.
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Im very glad this never happened to my wife when she was pregnant
The mask made that a bit difficult, no?
Ladies can squeeze my biceps, any time.
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Moaning is very effective
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Dealt with that working at a sporting goods store as a college student. Always wanted to ask them if they thought it would have been appropriate the other way around.
Actually, funny story in a similar light. When I was in college, I was hanging out with my girlfriend (who would later become my wife) in her dorm with her roommate. I’d somehow slighted her roommate and she crossed the room and viciously slapped at my body repeatedly while I just sat there with my girlfriend sitting on my lap, just absorbing the blows because…well, they were slaps.
Mrs goes on to report the roommate over it and requests a change of roommates or a single room (they had issues previously, and this was the final straw).
I got called into some college kangaroo court with the RA/dorm admins, and amidst all the questions asked, one of them was “Well, do you think the roommate meant to do it as a joke?”
There was a very pregnant pause, and then I said “If the shoe was on the other foot and I slapped the hell out of her, would YOU ask HER if I meant it as a joke? No: I’d be in jail right now.”
That about ended the discussion, haha.
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Absolutely not. It’s in the eyes. You have to project that dead eyed look so they are not sure if you would shank them or not. I can be having an amazing day and still burn a hole through your soul with “the look”.
Wouldn’t that be resting b eyes then? Or have I been wearing my face mask WAY wrong? Haha.
Semantics. Doesn’t really matter what you call it, it’s effective at repelling unwanted touch and conversations.
Added bonus… people will not tell you to smile.
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Dude. I hope one day to be big enough to elicit random touchings, I will most definitely be using the moaning technique. So much win 
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Me too. Especially at the check out lines. I really don’t like getting boxed in like that in the first place, and thats the one place where people get really pushy and nasty and impatient about space and time.
They’ll meander about the store like a cow out to pasture for an hour or more graze shopping until the check out, then all of the sudden You’re in Their way and the cashier need to smarten up and…
Everything I dont like about people in a span of about15 feet.
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I mentioned this in another thread, but a few women poke at my veins (especially the shoulder veins). I don’t mind the attention.
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Medical people always comment on my veins and how they want to inject me or draw my blood.
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The one who does it the most is going to school to be an MD.
I used to donate plasma, and because of my veins, they used me once for a new employee’s (don’t know what you call these people as far as job title) first needle insertion.
Confession: I never understand why people come to this forum with no interest in lifting to post a question in the off topic section about some life dilemma they are facing. Do they not have friends? Or friends not giving them the answer they want to hear? Why? Why here?
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Because T-Nation is filled with the most intelligent posters on the internet.
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Presumably, the ppl on here are of a higher caliber than any of their friends could ever hope to be
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Personally I would ask if it were a situation my friends might be in as well. Sometimes it’s good to get a stranger’s perspective on things.
Not entirely sure what instance you have in mind though, I don’t understand people who ask shit like “how do I eat more calories?” or “I like a girl, what do”
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Honestly, I’ve posted a similar topic and have actually gotten some REALLY good advice
The answer is always “ask them out”
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