Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

Ohhh. Clearly talking out of my ass. LOL

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Don’t do this if you’re speaking at a family gathering.

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ting ting ting tapping glass:

A toast! To Grandma, for 98 years of…:face_vomiting:

In a bit of comedy, STRONGMAN tend to be weight droppers, and it’s, once again, an advanced form of cheating.

If you slam the weights down REAL hard on a deadlift, you can actually dent the floor. Especially true if you’re pulling on a soft surface, like grass.

Since all competitors pull on the same rig, when you do this, you make it that the NEXT guy actually has to pull a larger ROM than you did, so you make the event more difficult for them.

It’s why a craft strongman NEVER asks if they’re allowed to drop the weight on deads. They just do it until they are told to stop.

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I am always amazed at how weird the human body is.

Apparently my dad has above normal levels of magnesium.
He basically lives off of stir fried pork and white rice (minimal veggies) and doesn’t take supplements…

My mum eats far more veggies than him, supplements (she was deficient) and on her last check, she’s still deficient

I am convinced ā€œnormalā€ ranges are generally BS.

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Compared to a normal man, my mineral needs are Supra-Physiological.

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When we factor in how poor health the average person is, maybe we should stop striving for normal.

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Spot on as usual.

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I confess that every time I venture out beyond the training logs section, I realize just how much I don’t know about lifting.

I think I like being blissfully ignorant.

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I confess that little old ladies walking their dogs and saying, ā€œThat’s damn impressive,ā€ while I do my Farmer’s walk workouts in the driveway strokes my ego in a way that, if this thread were not flame-free, I would not admit to.

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Today is international pizza day and pizza will definitely be cheaper at places.

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Can only getting non-woodfired pizza!

I confess I had 3 Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreos first thing this morning.

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I figured out how to clean my own data/analyze my data without help

Self sufficiency feels good

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I confess I am hoping to have recently unlocked a new cheat code for weight gain

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I thought those were bags of shredded cheese at first lol

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So I had an argument with my husband last week, and all of a sudden he comes out with ā€œwhat, do you wish I was a tall bodybuilder?ā€ And I was completely floored. He asked it in the context of my asking if it bothers him that my job is so important to me, and did he wish he’d married someone without a career. But…A) he’s 5’9" and I’m under 5’7", so while he’s not TALL relative to me, it’s a surprising thing to say, and B) while he knows about this place, I’ve never ever oozed on about bodybuilders, and nor do I feel that way. I find it attractive, sure, but he’s got broad shoulders and moves boulders around. He’s older and not cut, but he’s strong and capable, and that’s hot to me. Much more so than someone I know through the internet.

But anyway, I confess that the whole thing has left me completely bewildered. He’s known about TN since we were dating. He’s never once expressed jealously or insecurity in any direction.

WTF?

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Have you been giving him the affection and words of affirmation he (might) want?

Hell maybe he just had a bad day

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Re: Battery woes

For anyone who cares, my battery was replaced today for the first time ever, and it is rejuvenating to not have to charge my laptop all the time. The repair shop near me is great. They finished within hours, way sooner than expected. I’m glad I paid extra for the peace of mind.

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Ayoo you shop at Publix!
Confession: There’s never a time i don’t want to make sweet tender love to a Publix Deli sammich