Ran into a local Walmart for some stuff saw this board game on the shelf…Fuck you I played it! It sucked !
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I have this one but haven’t played it yet. The whole cooperative board game thing makes no sense to me.
Isn’t the point of board games to see who gets angry and topples the table first?
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Never mind I just got the joke…
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Gotta play it a few times! The cooperative aspect is great. Totally different way of thinking about a board game. Best to play it with 3-4 players.
Edit: totally meant to reply to @cyclonengineer
Would Hero’s Quest count as cooperative? If you can’t get hero’s quest then there is no saving you.
EDIT: $100s of dollars to get this game now, used. In good condition with all the expansion bits is pushing $1000 
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I confess that after seeing the ads and hearing other posters say nothing good about it, I actually clicked the alpha male ad to see what it was about… then I read the warning
Do Not Take if Female 
I dont think anyone else found any humor in it.
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The bakery near us does these amazing cookies. About half an inch thick, 3 inches across. Dark chocolate, crunchy caramel, salted caramel, nuts. It’s out of this world.
They started selling a 6 pack. Over about a week, I had 4 and my wife had 2.
She got upset that I had an extra one. So I bought another pack this week and I gave her the one to even it up,.we split 4 and then I had the remaining one.
She got upset that I didn’t split the last one. Today, I’m going to the bakery… Let’s say I see no end in sight to this arrangement lol
End will be when the scale invariably goes the wrong way
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The only way to win this is to buy a dozen cookies.
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My wife plays a very hard game of “Thats my cookie”. She’s also right about 100% of the time too, because she saves food for “the right time.” which can be baffling to me because for me the right time for cookies is right now, ad infinitum.
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I bought myself a pack of Girl Scout smores cookies because it’s the last year they’re going to have them and I never had one before.
I’ve had half of one so far…and the box is almost empty.
I am vexed.
At my house a ghost eats desserts in the night.
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Terribly vexed?
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110% usually here.
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I once jokingly told my parents’ maid when I stayed overnight at their home one night that I saw a woman walk down the stairs in a white burial gown, which obviously implies that it was a Muslim ghost since that’s how they’re buried, and 3 days later I ended up footing the bill for an exorcist.
It was one of those sarcastic remarks following something silly someone says that’s so dumb that you don’t anticipate that anyone would take seriously.
They all took it seriously.
What’s even more stupid is the fact that I was too amused to take back what I said since everyone took it seriously enough to want to call a Catholic priest over. I found it so fucking hilarious I joked that a Muslim ghost wouldn’t be afraid of a Catholic priest
So they hired a fucking Shaman without telling me until the day he arrived.
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I leave the sarcasm for the internet these days. All those vaccines we’ve jabbed into people’s arms makes people interpret everything very literally and they have a hard time with satire/irony/etc. Too hard in person
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This was like 10 years ago. A priest would have cost nothing. The fucking shaman wanted over a hundred bucks. Should have quit while I was ahead. It’s like rayeee…ayne on ya wedding day…
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There was a guy curling I the squat rack this morning. I instinctively got annoyed, then realized that he was strict curling 135, which is more than I was squatting
I think he gets a pass 
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Curling in the squat rack is only acceptable if the squat rack is in your garage and you are the only one there.
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The flame free bit is my dogs would be on their own against that thing lol
EDIT: YouTube version for convenience
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