Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

Haha. It happens sometimes. Japanese macaques are the short tailed kind. Told y’all they’re a lot smarter.

I don’t know about other species of monkeys but for Bonobos, which are apes, only females are the dominant ones.

Has anyone here heard of Bonobos? No? Of course you haven’t. They’re an endangered species that’s “highly at risk of extinction” - Bonobo Conservation Initiative. That’s what you get with a matriarchy.

(Joking, just joking. I stumbled upon this fact after watching a documentary about some chick whose name I can’t remember but I think it starts with “Jane” or something similar who’s been studying chimps all her life and Bonobos were mentioned so I briefly looked them up.

I confess I used this to piss a feminist of the loony variety off IRL once LMAO)

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Holy crap! I thought those fuckers, unlike chimps, are generally non-violent and all they do is irritate the fuck out of people in the morning by making some kind noise really loudly for about half an hour that sounds like an ambulance alarm or whatever it’s called when it’s trying to avoid traffic while rushing to a destination.

Btw, if anyone is interested, look up Orang Utans. They are so fucking smart it’s scary. Some deviant retards around my region have illegal dens with them serving as PROSTITUTES. Not making this up. Anyone who’s interested and wants to verify this can google it.

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Welp, that’s enough internet for today.

I’ll see you all in therapy

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I confess that I’m terribly lazy and cheap. My laptop’s battery has had issues for a year, but I still haven’t taken it to a repair store near me to order a new one. A full charge lasts only about thirty minutes…

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Don’t feel bad. I used a laptop with a completely dead battery (had to be constantly plugged in) for almost 2 years. Completely understandable actions.

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I was going to ask, can’t you just plug it it? Sure, you’ll have to hug the wall until the end of time, but you wouldn’t have to go to the store, haha.

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That’s what I have done for the past year, but that gets old real fast.

If I got a new computer now, I think I would actually invest in an Ipad Air with the magic keyboard and cellular connectivity - would be able to handle everything and doubles as a portable bookshelf.

I never understood that perspective, but it is crazy how powerful devices are these days. I would like to get a new Mac. Wasteful though because my computer works perfectly fine besides its battery despite me putting it through the wringer. Plus my bank account would not like that.

I confess I buy laptops just to use them like a desktop. I don’t even bring them anywhere, like maybe 5 times in the 3 years total I’ve had my current laptop.

Linnux>Microsoft>Mac though

EDIT: This was supposed to be flame free, and it wasn’t. Forgive me Father for I have sinned…

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I had a couple of Dell laptops in high school that were utter garbage. Took a chance on a Mac and never looked back.

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I feel like that’s how PC’s go. Half the time they’re total trash. (At least in my experience.) With Macs you know you’re getting quality, even if you don’t like the OS.

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Man, those silent but deadly farts are something else when you’re on the Deep Water diet.

I confess that the temporary Covid weight I put on has been hanging around for a full year now. I need help with my diet. I can eat the same couple of meals over and over without getting tired of them, but I have the super-taster gene and eat like a spoiled 5-year old. I need to find a service that can take the things I’m willing to eat and come up with a workable diet. Anyone know of such a service?

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What you are describing is portion control.

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Definitely a huge issue for me.

Eat clean bro is a meal prep delivery service. I’ve tried quite a few and their meals have been by far the best. Great taste!

No: I’m saying that’s the diet you’re looking for. Keep eating like a 5 year old: just eat less of it.

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This!

Way better than clean eating - imo.

Damn, haven’t seen you around in a while. If I recall when we met, you were a pretty big dude. Have you now adopted portion control?