I have waterproof boots and rubber shoe covers
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No.
You are describing buyerās remorse.
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I should not have bought rotisserie chicken in the first place since I had chicken thighs and drumsticks I could have roasted.
Giant eagle (cheaper option) did not have any so I went to Whole Foods and spent even more money unnecessarily
The buyers remorse is punishment (tongue in cheek)
No.
Take it from The Punisher
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On a different note:
I saw this
And had to run it past you.
Lemon pie and a bottle of Yoo-Hoo was as good as life could be in 5th grade.
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How you not gonna have chocolate on there?
If no chocolate, then apple, then cherry. No other contenders
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That struck me as odd too, but between the chocolate or lemon, Iād go for lemon 9 times out of 10.
I always like to spring the fun fact that lemons donāt actually exist in nature. Itās a hybrid of the citron and and the bitter orange.
I bring this up because the phrase āWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonadeā doesnāt make sense. Life NEVER gives you lemons.
But BOY do I love the phrase āWhen life DOESNāT give you lemons, go make a lemon, and then make a lemon fruit pieā
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When life gives you lemons, sell the lemons and buy something better
On a similar note, mum and dad were trying to give me their version of āthe talkā by telling me a parable about two people who wanted horses. One person chased the horses and the other grew their lawn to attract the horses.
My response was: donāt chase horses. get a job and buy cows. THat way youād get milk to sell and meat
An apex of millenia of selective breeding and arborculture- Lemon Pies! 
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I think Iāve been doing sex wrong.
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So many dirty thoughts here. Half of which donāt even make sense yet my infantile brain is still laughing. Not sure why lol
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Basically my way of saying that I donāt want to bother with relationships and sex
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I confess that I feel a little awkward because my coworker just asked me outā¦ via Slack right after we hung out in person. Oh boy. All in all hoping it doesnāt make our friendship weird after I say no.
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Well at least Mr.Coworker had balls
What kind of racing?
Lol oh god. I hope that it works out fine but thatās pretty rough, you could throw the slack slogan in there āI canāt afford to Be Less Busyā in your response
For sure. Itās always flattering to be asked on a date, and at least he was direct about it. I do appreciate being asked in person a little bit more though, haha.
It should be fine because Iām not one to make things awkward at least. Wait, whatās a Slack slogan?
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They used the tagline āBe Less Busyā to market their product for a while, not sure if itās still current. The Slack notification ding stresses me the hell out, being asked out that way would be a wild twist of emotions for me before even considering the date lol
Ah, I see. For some reason I thought you meant there were premade responses or statuses one could use, like one would see when texting while in the car or using an instant messenger system.
I almost never check email or Slack over the weekend but thought Iād make an exception today to make sure he got home all rightā¦ definitely felt like how you described lol
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