So cute!
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Now I just need the other three to join it. They are in my momās shed. 
and they canāt stay in there!
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I confess that after 2 months of very solid dietary compliance, I just ate half a cupcake and feel like I can fly to the moon.
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I get something similar from running until empty, then having like an orange.
The sugar hits and everything goes āWeeeee!!!ā.
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I baked some brownies like that in my early twenties.
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Iām feeling better, but sometimes itās hard not to feel like Iām a worthless piece of crap not worth of being loved
A fox and some hawks (and maybe a raccoon?) ate all my chickens and ducks.
Where did this come from?
Some confessions:
I think step-tracking is the single most useless fitness trend to ever exist.
A good slice of cheese pizza is better than any type of toppings, with the exception of coal-fired pizza that has prosciutto on it.
Julia Roberts has never been attractive.
Sausage gravy is disgusting.
Everything from Chipotle is mediocre and overhyped.
Come @ me breh
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Ouch. All I can say is, everything is relativeā¦and you need better sausage by youā¦
using the power of hindsight, any tips to prevent to protect chickens from these predators? Iām looking to get me a small flock of chickens here in the very near future and, as I said, hawks are very prevalent in my area and I have a family of foxes living in the woods behind my houseā¦
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Butter makes me feel like that
Nope. Certainly not about this.
Or the pizza. Although a couple of fresh basil leaves somehow makes it extraordinary.
Most sausage gravy sucks. Mine is phenomenal. Gotta brown the flour just a touch. More like blonde instead.
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Iāll allow basil - itās more of a garnish than a topping.
As for sausage gravy, even if it tasted good, it would still look like everything my body produces when I have the stomach flu, mixed together.
No debate there either.
The whole concept behind sausage puzzles me. Who in their right mind created a food by chopping and grinding an animal into tiny little pieces, seasoned nicely, then shoved up its own ass?
I mean, Iām paraphrasing the process, but thatās just messed up.
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Amen. But a good white pie is killer.
It really doesnāt matter, it doesnāt make that glue any more palatable.
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Yeah dude. I LIKE pepperoni pies, sausage pies, ham, bacon, pretty much everything but pineapple - but I just like pizza for what it is - bread, sauce, cheese - and if itās done right, it needs nothing else.
Probably the same person who created the chicken cutlet by murdering an animal, and breading it by smothering itās meat in the juices of itās embryo.
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This is true. They usually skimp on the cheese though. I think, technically, a white pie is a form of cheese pizza. But better with andouille sausage.
Do you think sheās ugly or just nothing special? Iāve never considered her looks before and now am having an intense internal debate.
She is not ugly, no. I think thatād be objectively false, tbh. But I think sheās justā¦normal looking, and the fact that some people hype her as one of the most gorgeous women in the world skews how I see her, too.
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