You guys are going the wrong way. I want 100lb DB’s made of styrofoam, so they’re just fucking enormous.
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You haven’t thought it through, I fear. You wouldn’t be able to press them with a full range of motion…oh wait, maybe you are on to something.
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Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me pressing these giant dumbbells. Or maybe it’s the fact that they’re noise canceling foam.
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Instead of “clanking” them together at the top, they just kind go…fooomph.
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That’s the problem with shorting meteor futures. If they crash, you will not be able to collect.
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To paraphrase Bill Amend, the author of the comic strip Foxtrot, Barney isn’t a dinosaur, he’s a purple, sappy doofus. Planet Fitness, with their aggressively purple branding and sappy, body-positive advertising style, is the Barney of gyms.
Gotcha. I was thinking of Barney Fife.
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That callout thread is still delivering
https://giphy.com/gifs/pvJf0d0Yi13IQ/html5
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There is a callout thread?
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let me grab some popcorn before I go thread hunting
eh, found it but it looks like far too much effort to follow the arguments. A few comments in and its all handbag throwing. Very few good arguments being made.
Yes, but it very quickly became a mental masturbation thread
@pinkylifting at least reach the “alcohol is a solvent” part 
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I still haven’t found it.
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Oh yeah. That guy.
He’s trying way too hard to be king shit of turd mountain.
Is there a boyscout on steroids merit badge for that or something?
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No, but there’s a boy scout on orange juice merit badge 
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Laugh all you want, Oj used to reconstitute dried cranberries then cooked with salmon is a damn miracle drug.
I’ll be out back freebasing Tang if anybody needs me.
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That guy is SUCH a toolbag.
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Well, since science is almost always ambiguous, I can’t prove you wrong on that one
But maybe if I link you some articles I might change your mind
I know it sounds crazy, and may just be my lack of intellect, creativity, or many other fundamental elements of higher thought that I may be missing BUT…
When I have a medical question, I just ask my doctor.
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But what about if you have a certain answer you WANT to hear and you just KNOW the doctor isn’t going to say it?
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