Confession: I had a dream the other night that we had a mini-pig. I’m guessing this is because I recently learned that Martin Rooney has a mini-pig.
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I definitely think you should get one! I love piggies 
I confess that I’ve worn my sherpa sweat pants 99.9% of the time I’ve gone outside this winter. I wear jeans only on INCREDIBLY rare occasions now. I’m also wearing Sketcher’s slipper/loafers with memory foam. I’ve basically become 70 years old, but COVID has forced me to stop giving all of my f**ks and just embrace being comfortable.
I also confess I get way too much joy from shopping at Costco. I’m going to do that in 20 minutes.
And on that, I confess that using my hands to pull apart rotisserie chicken is just FAR more effective than using a knife. I used a similar strategy with our Christmas turkey. I promise I’ll be more hygienic if I host someone else, but for me/the family, I get WAY more meat off the bird this way.
I confess I wish I drank more protein powder, simply because I have SO much of it and yet I want to buy even more.
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I’ve been exposed to covid and don’t know how to get eggs and vegetables, and also most importantly coffee.
I’m not in a curbside kinda place.
Confession: if my T-ransformation suffers in any way I shall be highly miffed.
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Surely you could call and explain the situation and they could help you out. No coffee is NOT acceptable. Amazon in case of coffee emergency? The UPS guys aren’t skeered.
Maybe in another six months
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I confess, that all I saw was a golden, crispy skinned roast 
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Same. We always come home with unnecessary shit too. But we also got super good deals on Christmas shopping there, so it probably comes out in the wash. Their flannels and lined jeans are top notch.
I didn’t even know that using a knife was an option. I just thought everyone went caveman on the poor bird.
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I confess that I would like our moderator to set up a zoom meeting with all of us meatheads.
we can even come up with a bullshit reason/discussion topic if we need to.
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- I confess it’s been very hard to resist eating raw beef liver postworkout
- I confess I’m translating a Chinese article to avoid working on proofs
- I confess I’m having french toast for lunch
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I confess I’m not sure which of these confessions confuses me most.
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Hope you turn out ok.
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Why the need to resist, if thats what’s floating your boat?
fixed that for you
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I confess I don’t think I’ve ever felt guilty about eating food.
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Not exactly, i don’t feel guilty about eating the French toast, it’s that French toast is not a typical lunch
I have when it was someone else’s.
Not enough to stop, of course.
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I’ve never understood the appeal of eating off other ppls plates
Well, my mom would freak out, danger of contamination, questionable packaging- not that I care 
Their plates have food on it that mine doesn’t.
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Hahaha, it’s like you think I live in America in 2021. No. I live in 1950. Amazon lately takes about a week, and there are no deliveries on weekends, that hasn’t made it here yet. Their grocery service isn’t offered here. There’s no pizza or Chinese delivery, no Grubhub, no Uber or Lyft.
I have a general store in my village (I live in Hooterville) and I’m sure they’ll put the stuff outside for me and take payment later, which would take care of the eggs and coffee, but that doesn’t give me the week’s regular groceries. Our bigger store has a shopping service, but it still requires going into the store. Not very far, so I may decide to do it with a double mask and freshly sanitized hands. We’ll see.
What irritates me is that I got my first vaccine on Wednesday.
I love that my husband always offers me to try his dinners out, and then refuses my reciprocal offer. Because I have serious interest in the food on other’s people’s plates unless it looks nasty and limited interest in sharing my own.
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