Lol if you have to deal with the government, you get used to seeing your requests “denied for unspecified reasons”. It used to be much easier to get around it but nowadays everyone’s scared of Xi.
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LOL. Oh man I miss peking duck and legit sweet and sour pork
I confess this is just a post to brag, but my wife continues to prove to be an amazing and adaptable chef.
Last night, she made diet spaghetti carbonara.
She used these noodles
Egg whites, turkey bacon and low fat parmesan cheese.
It was amazing. Totally hit the mark.
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Those noodles seem to be free of a lot of stuff, what’s actually in them?
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They are some sort of soy fiber.
Ingredients: Water, Soybean Fiber Powder*, Cellulose, Sodium Alginate, Yam Konjac Powder, Calcium Chloride, Salt
And 25 calories per serving? That’s pretty awesome.
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Yup, especially when a serving is a whole bag, haha. Couple different brands out there. Popular one is called “Miracle Noodles”
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I like these a lot too. Great substitute and with a good sauce there isn’t that much difference to wheat pasta taste wise. There are some versions made only with water and konjac root extract.
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How much are they over there? Similar products are sold over here as “diet noodles”/“lc noodles” and the price is not justifiable unless it’s for a short term diet that a person is just dying to get through.
Something like $8 for a six pack. I don’t think it’s something you should eat everyday, although I also feel that way about ALL noodles.
I confess that about halfway through the pandemic I became the “sweatpants in public” guy. I am pretty much in my pajamas as much as possible at this point.
And my wife just told me she wants to run 7 half marathons before July, and I am considering doing a few with her while training as little as possible.
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But only if she agrees to run Deep Water with you, I hope.
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She already ran Super Squats. My wife is a goddamn Valkyrie.
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Timely confession: I don’t know anything about Deep Water. All I know is that it seems to scare and intimidate @T3hPwnisher, which, by the Transitive Property of Program Dread, renders me scared of and intimidated by it.
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When you factor in that It’s origin story is that it’s the workout a 14 year old boy came up with after watching “Conan the Barbarian”, you begin to realize it’s insanity.
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The new banner ad is giving stress. I want the push up guy back. The one looking through the cage/wire looks like he is trapped and needs help.
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Care to write a proof? 
OH MY GOSH!!!
I just had a mental orgasm
My son brings me the tape measure and asks me what it’s for. I show him it’s for measuring muscles and stuff. We measure his biceps and they are a monster 10” lol. He’s proud and asks me to measure mine.
THEY GREW!!! They grew!!! It’s a Christmas miracle. It’s only like a 1/4” but they grew!!
Still small but damn progress here feels amazing.
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I confess I’m very tempted to respond inappropriately in a certain thread.
@theBeth @ChickenLittle can either of you guys smell the difference between “real” and synthetic testosterone? 
If y’all can and you don’t like my fake test I’m gonna be so mad.
I actually saw you starting to type in that thread and got a chuckle wondering what you were going to say
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