Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

Bit of a long post for a weight lifting site.

But to over simplify, starting in 1488 the Portuguese were looking for a trade route to China via the Cape of Good Hope. They founded a little stop-over in a bay now known as “Cape Town.” At the time, the area was thinly populateda Khosian hunter-gathering population (the largest group) known as the Khoikhoi, and Nilo-Saharian peoples who were largely herders.

Not quite two hundred years later (1652), the Dutch East India Company turned Cape Town into a proper town, with no particular interest in a colony, although more infrastructure was needed to support the port, so ex-soldiers and farmers and slaves from Indonesia were brought in, along with German peasants, Irish, Jews, French Hueognauts, and the usual lot of deplorables nobody else wanted. The indigenous Khoikhoi (and another African tribe called “Sans”) also joined the mix.

This racial mismatch was called “white” – and later Afrikaner, despite not being very white.

This kicked along for 100 years, when the Dutch had a bit of a civil war, the French had a revolution, and the British saw an opportunity, and so, in 1795, the English took over Cape Town.

The Brits had slums to empty and the USA was newly closed to white slavery (er, I mean indentured servitude), so they started dumping off their deplorables in Cape Town.

Also ruling the place a bit like that Admiral in the Pirates of a Caribbean movies, despite promises in 1806 to leave them alone.

This caused a large number the “white” Afrikaners to push north a bit from Cape Town and become proper farmers, just to get the English boot off their ass.

Also, for brevity, I am skipping over the great Indian migration here.

Also, skipping the Griqua people (who are really the same mix of deplorables as the Afrikaners, but more indigenous San and Khoikhoi – but don’t tell anyone).

While not exactly correct, you can call the Griqua and the Indians – coloreds. (No, it’s not exactly as racist as saying that in the USA.)

I’m skipping all that because, at the same time all of the foregoing was happening, there was an expansive group from 1,000 miles away in Africa known as the “Bantu”. They were a genocidal and expansive group that made the British and Spanish (and Chinese) look like amateurs, but without boats, comprehensive capitalistic industrial infrastructure, and modern-for-the-times weaponry.

The Bantu had been pushing south, slaughtering the indigenous Africans in their path, and were well on their way to their own Manifest Destiny until they met the Afrikaners who promptly lost interest in fighting the British (for a bit, anyway).

The Bantu and the Afrikanners/English/Griqua/Indians came into conflict and the Bantu lost the war.

But the Bantu continued to migrate in, cause trouble, and great hostility among all the various groups occurred as the invasive Bantu, Afrikanners/British and “coloureds” continued to clash.

I’m skipping five solid wars here, amongst the various groups, including WWI and WWII.

A “genius” came up with the idea of apartheid, both to keep the peace, keep the indigenous San and Khoikhoit safe from the Bantu, keep the Indians and Griqua safe from the Bantu but mainly to keep the British and Afrikaners on top of all these various warring factions.

The Bantu had clever backers in the form of the Soviet Union who decided to tell a tale of European colonization oppressing native blacks (which was kind of sort of true) and rely on the stupidity of politicians to ignore that it was mainly the Batu oppressing blacks and to ignore the Bantu were no more native than the Indians or English or Dutch or Portuguese – simply because the Bantu were black.

And no one cares about blacks killing blacks, no matter where it happens.

Anyway, an embargo resulted as a result of clever Bantu and Soviet propaganda – and, candidly wrong and racist acts by British and Afrikaners.

The result is the government has been in slow motion collapse.

And the Bantu have mercilessly killed, raped, and enslaved the indigenous African population, Afrikaners – who are a unique people made from a blend of of European, Asian, and African – are quietly fleeing their homeland to avoid genocide.

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Lmao you sir win the internet today. Good to see you back.

Lol if I get a particularly asshole patient I write “nurse ratched” on their whiteboard. Just to give them a subtle visual of what they can expect if they get out of line.

I can tell you with absolute certainty from working on night shift the last year that not all nurses are hot. Not. All.

They don’t cal them head nurses anymore probably because enough pervs got onto it. Now it’s charge nurse.

But for you, I can be head nurse …

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Welcome to the club. Anything more than 8 hrs and I feel like shit so I generally get 5-7 hrs of sleep daily. Normally 7 these days since I’m partly on vacation. But I confess my health has suffered due to this despite the psychological(?)/neurological(?) benefits. YMMV.

The other morning I was training in a park.

I was near dip bars and there was this guy that I used to go to middle school with. He did some dip variation in which he would basically use a single bar in front of him, but with his elbows flared out a lot more than your regular front dip. It looked pretty hard.

So, without giving it much thought, I said casually, “that must be all triceps.”

“Nah, it’s all traps. And a bit of shoulders,” he said.

I took a deep breath, and just smiled and nodded briefly without saying one more word.

I think I’m slowly learning.

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You know you’re in for a rationalization of mammoth proportions when the response to a simple question starts “in 1488…”

Sir, your father got rich gun-running on behalf of SA’s apartheid govt. That’s deplorable, full stop. And given how you present yourself–as one who adheres to a moral code–I am at a loss as to how you can boast about it.

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I see the propaganda worked well on you.

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Interesting mix of topics, these last 8-10 posts.

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Excellent summary.

Bit that applies to me: quietly fleeing their homeland to avoid genocide.

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Weird observation on the difference between treatment on the NHS vs private care: the nurses in private care are hotter. WAY hotter.

No idea on medical competence or anything like that, but the private sector definitely has the hot ones - applies to doctors too. Maybe the hot patients too?

I dunno. I worked in a primary care health center, and I would say that two of the nurses could be considered hot, while the other…let’s say fifteen…were really not. Unless we count nurse practitioners. Of those I’d say 2/5 were attractive, though “hot” would not be the right word for it. Appealing or attractive were closer. Of the female MD’s, 1/2 was very attractive (“adorable” would be the descriptor I’d use) and the other was decently attractive. Of the male MD’s, 1/5 was attractive (very, he looked like a soap opera doctor) and the rest not at all.

I might have called one more of the RN’s attractive, but she was so clenched and bitchy, I can’t find it in me. She always looked like she’d just smelled something unpleasant. Which to be fair, maybe she had given where we worked, but still. Pretty is as pretty does, so don’t be a bitch.

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Note to self: try not to be smelly. Nurses will look hotter.

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The apartheid was a concept devised by the National Party - under pressure from business leaders as South Africa rapidly industrialized just before and during WW2 - to enable access to cheap unskilled and semi-skilled labor. Afrikaner unions supported the move because it enabled poor whites a monopoly on less ardous blue collar jobs, while outsourcing really hard work to blacks - it’s better being a postman or a clerk than working in the gold mines.

Total segregation was their ideal, but it quickly feel apart in reality - they needed dark skinned people to work in factories, kitchens and take out the garbage, resulting in farmers and business owners constantly pressuring for increased quotas for black laborers.

Which in turn created a complex system of townships, work passes, bantustans, pseudoscientific pencil tests, and whatnot. In other words, we want your labor we just don’t want to see too much of you.

Oh and term “Bantu” is distinctly old school - meaning apartheid era.

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Yeah, no one cares because you are white (er, whitish, you probably Indonesian mischling).

I have a lot of Boer Jewish friends who are somewhat at a loss where to go. SA is the home to the largest Orthodox Jewish population outside of the USA/Israel. They can see the genocidal writing on the wall, but they are resistant to moving to Israel and racist immigration policies in the USA/Europe make it difficult for them to move there. Australia seems to be the most common choice.

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I’ve noticed a concerted effort at rebranding. I presume it is a rather poor attempt to conceal that the Bantu in South Africa are no less colonizers than anyone but the Bushmen.

As an aside, if one wants to read about the largest (over time) mass genocide of numerous cultures and peoples, not to mention the source of “chattel” for the Atlantic (and really current) African slave trade, go read about the “Bantu Expansion” on Wikipedia and see how it ripped (and is ripping) across Africa.

They gloss over the bloodiest bits, but useful to read nonetheless.

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There are apparently entire shuls that moved from Joburg to Sydney.

The most obvious example of Jewish exodus for me is Investec. I used to live less than half a mile from their original head office in Sandton, now they are in the office next to me in London so I keep hearing Saffa accents from underneath yarmulkes.

Side-note: I have a friend who always goes on first dates wearing a yarmulke. He’s not Jewish, he’s balding.

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you have found the key to my heart, BethieDear!!

swoon

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GET A ROOM. LAWDY.

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And FFS, can this conversation find a different room? I confess I don’t come to this thread to read about South Africa’s dubious history.

But, that really shouldn’t be a surprise.

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