It takes up to 28 days for the Wuhan Virus to die on a solid surface. So perhaps this delay is a blessing.
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Are you saying it can get worse!? 
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Heads up we have a returning insult throwing troll from this past fall posting in the beginner section again. For those that care.
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Our postman on Fridays always rings the doorbell and then, in the time it takes me to go from the office to the front door (approximately 12 seconds) heās gone to sit in his van (out of sight around the corner).
Last time, my neighbour saw me and shouted him down before he drove off.
Today, I pretended I didnāt hear his van idling and stood there looking around for whichever teenagers had rung my bell and run away. When I heard him get out I went back inside so he had to ring the bell again. He didnāt like this.
I then got a notification from Amazon that my package was marked as not delivered, so the absolute bollox is obviously just skipping deliveries to knock off early for lunch.
My confession is that Iām really happy about this because I love writing angry complaint letters. Itās a really practical and cathartic use of my skillset.
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You know, I should really take up this hobby
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I find it much more satisfying to physically drive to the Post Office and āspeakā to the Postmaster directly.
If you do this correctly, your mailman will personally text you everytime you have a package from Amazon 
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I thought the same thing!
You donāt happen to have that haircut where your hair is short, but has kind of long bangs that are longer on one side, do you?
Haha, no, why? Do I post as if I do? My hair is shoulder length and curly. Like this, but I tend to keep it clipped back at the sides because I donāt like it in my face.
Just checking to see if you needed to talk to the manager.
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Ugh speaking of hair cuts my youngest has his head shaved on the sides and back and sporting a man bun.
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This may be deemed āextremeā by current parents, but have you considered scalping him?
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Yes yes I have. Pretty tame compared to what I have seen when I visit him at his school.
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That was GOLD. Thanks for the laughs guys.
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Until their last day where a special package arrives for you lol
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Presumably, undo the man bun and itās a mullet? Time for a fatherly talkā¦
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It could happen
Nothing close to a mullet
Iāve heard that top knots are just the gateway drug. Only a few weeks of growth and a lost hairband from an intense mullet.
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