When people ask me why I train so much, I simply look at them all dead-eyed and say “because I enjoy being able to destroy everything and everbody around me” and then slowly walk away.
Confession: I think I like beer more than abs.
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The only benefit I can think of to having abs is that you can drink so much more beer before you get fat, whereas if you don’t have abs, you can only drink half as much beer before you get really fat, or no beer because you’re already fat.
Or you can do whatever you want and get fat on no beer, no judgement from this end. I personally am in half beer camp right now.
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I know I like beer more than abs 
You say that, but you have possibly never seen MY abs.
Flame free.
During this Covid shutdown that is further complicated by the California wildfires…
Weekends are kind of a drag.
First world problems
Flame Free confession:
I can’t believe that athletes bf% thread is still going
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You got an estimate for me?
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between 1 cake and 3 bars of chocolate 
We need pics of your bathroom first.
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Wanna trade?
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I’m not… 
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Yes but did we get a pic of a shoe ?
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True -lol
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Today, my wife watched in wonder as I opened a new roll of cling wrap, pressed the tabs at the end of the box in and made it into a proper dispenser.
I then told her I have been doing it as long as I can remember and am surprised she never noticed or realised that you could do that.
My confession is that I only discovered this a week ago and have been waiting for us to buy a new box. While she was shopping I did it to all the other rolls we already have as well lol
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No. Have you? 
Oh snap!
Yeah, he got me pretty good. I will bide my time and pick my spot before responding to him. Or better yet, we can all forget these posts ever happened.
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Ummmm. Not really, but I would do it for you.
hugz
I confess I did absolutely nothing today and I have no plans to do anything else…
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Stockpiling some confessions here.
I confess that, while on my work trip, I went inside a Burger King, simply because I missed being inside a Burger King. I only had a large diet coke, but I saw that they had brought back the “Steakhouse King” and I cried tears of gravy. I have legit happy memories associated with that sandwich, and contemplated getting one for the nostalgia.
INSTEAD, I confess that I went to a Jack in The Box and reconnected with my childhood by ordering $23 worth of fast food. Now, I did not EAT $23 of fast food, but I had a taste of so many found memoried flavors. Some people buy booze: I buy fast food. Specifically, I had a bite of the famous Tacos, most of a “Jack’s Spicy Chicken” sandwich (which I confess is better than anything at Chik-Fil-A", and I will fight you on this and you will lose because being skinny has made me mean)
And then 2 bites of the aptly named “Ultimate Cheeseburger”
I originally said I was only going to have 1 bite, but before throwing the food away I HAD to have one more.
But I ALSO didn’t want THAT to be my first “cheeseburger experience” in 3 months, so I confess that, the next day, I got to In n Out and had a Double Double no onion
Which, sadly, their stock footage only has one WITH the onion, but still, it was amazing.
And on top of that, I confess I ate at Qdoba twice today. I filled out the survey the first time so that I could get a discount the second time.
And, to round it out, I confess to taking a gym locker room selfie during this trip, because you just gotta when you train at a commercial gym
Which I suppose it’s worth confessing that I’ve been training 2 a days since Monday and plan to continue until about Wednesday, so at least I’m putting the calories to good use.
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