Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

That punchline sailed way over my head, haha.

Meh, I think the carb high I had made it funnier in my head. The underline joke, was that you’re the ā€˜punisher’.

I was using it to make the point. Think of the best player in the game. Now think of having an entire team of them and then picking the best of them. That’s kind of where Kobe ranks in basketball.

I can’t compare soccer to basketball. The sports are just too different. Basketball has different positions where players can be legends side by side.

Telling you that Kobe scored 81 points in a game can’t be compared to a soccer performance. It’s not the same as scoring six out of the team’s eight goals.

Perhaps his accomplishments will be understandable.

Five championships, 15 All-Star Game appearances, four All-Star Game MVP Awards, two NBA Finals MVP Awards and a single regular-season MVP Award.

This is also true in football, just FYI.

True but slightly different. If it were comparable then I’d assume y’all would have more than two guys labeled as the best.

I don’t know enough about basketball to argue this case. I literally couldn’t even name the positions or a single current player.

The reason there are only 2 footballers named is that at the minute the game is lucky enough to have 2 of the best players to have ever lived active. If we were having this conversation 10/20 years ago, it would have been very different. I know that, because i did, and it was.

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Ronaldo is no Messi

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FF: I did farmers carries on a hoverboard.

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If you’re stood on a hoverboard that’s moving are they not technically farmers holds?

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They’re both aliens sent to Earth to show us all how to play the beautiful game properly.

I rekon you may be right. They are deff not human.

Little-known benefit of lifting: the look of horror on the faces of Petco employees when you haul 4-30lb tubs of cat litter through the store and then to your car without breaking a sweat.

Related anecdote: Since I have started lifting, I don’t think I have ever had to go back to the car after dropping off a load of groceries. As long as the bag has handles, that sumbitch is getting taken in on the first trip, I don’t care how many bags there are.

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I always go to the groceries AFTER I go to the gym, so I have my gym bag with me.

I shove everything that I cannot carry in my grocery bag into that gym bag. I’ve placed multiple gallons of water in it so that it is easier to carry.

I figure I’m just putting my loaded carry skills to practical use.

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You put a lot of faith in that strap to not rip…I’ve had it happen and it’s just a mess.

This is why I’m not going to college. My old counselor fucked up, my recommendation letters don’t exist, and the guy I paid to fix all of this (ordinarily, my high school counselor would help me with this, but I don’t have a high school or a counselor) took my money and didn’t do his job. In other news, deadlines are in 3 days, my new laptop is completely unusable and I’m out $850 to fix it, and it’s only Tuesday.

I really didn’t want to wake up (and see all of this) today.

Go to Jr. College for two years and stop whining.

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I feel like both of you have missed the point of this thread.

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Because other people don’t routinely vent here? I could have put ā€œI confessā€¦ā€ and technically have been within the thread’s boundaries.

@dchris is just acting like a patronizing, childish asshole, and so am I. I guess we both woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.