That punchline sailed way over my head, haha.
Meh, I think the carb high I had made it funnier in my head. The underline joke, was that youāre the āpunisherā.
I was using it to make the point. Think of the best player in the game. Now think of having an entire team of them and then picking the best of them. Thatās kind of where Kobe ranks in basketball.
I canāt compare soccer to basketball. The sports are just too different. Basketball has different positions where players can be legends side by side.
Telling you that Kobe scored 81 points in a game canāt be compared to a soccer performance. Itās not the same as scoring six out of the teamās eight goals.
Perhaps his accomplishments will be understandable.
Five championships, 15 All-Star Game appearances, four All-Star Game MVP Awards, two NBA Finals MVP Awards and a single regular-season MVP Award.
This is also true in football, just FYI.
True but slightly different. If it were comparable then Iād assume yāall would have more than two guys labeled as the best.
I donāt know enough about basketball to argue this case. I literally couldnāt even name the positions or a single current player.
The reason there are only 2 footballers named is that at the minute the game is lucky enough to have 2 of the best players to have ever lived active. If we were having this conversation 10/20 years ago, it would have been very different. I know that, because i did, and it was.
Ronaldo is no Messi
FF: I did farmers carries on a hoverboard.
If youāre stood on a hoverboard thatās moving are they not technically farmers holds?
Theyāre both aliens sent to Earth to show us all how to play the beautiful game properly.
I rekon you may be right. They are deff not human.
Little-known benefit of lifting: the look of horror on the faces of Petco employees when you haul 4-30lb tubs of cat litter through the store and then to your car without breaking a sweat.
Related anecdote: Since I have started lifting, I donāt think I have ever had to go back to the car after dropping off a load of groceries. As long as the bag has handles, that sumbitch is getting taken in on the first trip, I donāt care how many bags there are.
I always go to the groceries AFTER I go to the gym, so I have my gym bag with me.
I shove everything that I cannot carry in my grocery bag into that gym bag. Iāve placed multiple gallons of water in it so that it is easier to carry.
I figure Iām just putting my loaded carry skills to practical use.
You put a lot of faith in that strap to not ripā¦Iāve had it happen and itās just a mess.
This is why Iām not going to college. My old counselor fucked up, my recommendation letters donāt exist, and the guy I paid to fix all of this (ordinarily, my high school counselor would help me with this, but I donāt have a high school or a counselor) took my money and didnāt do his job. In other news, deadlines are in 3 days, my new laptop is completely unusable and Iām out $850 to fix it, and itās only Tuesday.
I really didnāt want to wake up (and see all of this) today.
Go to Jr. College for two years and stop whining.
I feel like both of you have missed the point of this thread.
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Because other people donāt routinely vent here? I could have put āI confessā¦ā and technically have been within the threadās boundaries.
@dchris is just acting like a patronizing, childish asshole, and so am I. I guess we both woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
