Confession: my master bedroom has a small toilet room. I prefer to poop in the dark and never turn the light on.
Confession, I had no idea what a tchotchke was until this conversation, at which point I googled it, I also clicked the pronounce button - my wife asked me what I was looking at I told her and gave her the definition according to google: āa small object that is decorative rather than strictly functionalā
She replied like your testicles then.
My confession: she is right.
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I only know because my mom has a strange obsession with Jews and Jewish history. Sheās always talking about how smart they are and whenever I talk about a male classmate more than two times, she asks if heās Jewish
Damn lol
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I wonder what @Cyrrex has to say about that 
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I only knew what it was because Iāve seen the movie Office Space more times than I care to admit ā¦ the restaurant that Jennifer Aniston worked at was Chotchkieās and they had to wear those stupid pins, the more the better ā¦ then I remember my mom collecting what she calls āknickknacksā and figured theyāre more or less the same thingā¦
and THAT, folks, is how my brain works. I barely sleep ā¦ help
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Truth hurts!
Haha, mine just uses Google as a crutch for thinking - I generally sleep well.
Haha
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Probably something positive and life affirmingā¦ After all Iāve said such lovely things about him recently!
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I am unsure what I am being summoned for. Something about testicles?
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I have always wondered what someone would look like if all they did was heavy āClean Squat Pressesā for higher rep sets (6-10) mixed with loaded sandbag carries ala Milo of Croton.
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Be the change you wish to see.
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I think this is the exact idea that led to Crossfit
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Damnit, I confess that now Iām thinking about a program comprised mainly of clean & jerk and carries.
So simple. So beautiful.
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Get some. Probably lousy if youāre worried about āV-taperā, but great for everything else.
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Confession: After being out at sea for 5 months, getting back about a few weeks ago, I have gone back and read literally every post in this thread that I missed.
I also had at least 5 instances where I started a reply and then remembered āoh, this is from months ago, no one cares anymore.ā
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I think you need greenboy back in your life. He completes you, just like batman and joker
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Who?
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The Morning Star is calling your name.
I confess I went to a pizza buffet for dinner last night and had a salad and some chicken.
I have fallen so far from J M Blakelyās grace.
I also confess that my house has SO many more left-overs than we used to, for reasons Iām sure are entirely unrelated to my nutritional changes. We bought a new refrigerator and itās rocking my world.
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