Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

But y’all evacuate enormous amounts of shut judging by how often I have to clean the toilet in the “poop bathroom”

That’s an excellent decision because you might have ended with a white nationalist tattoo.

For example, if you were a clueless 18 year old in a short rebellious phase who on a whim decided to get one and obliviously ignoring the ten second death stare from the tattoo artist, picked a tattoo that some big bald dude had and whose picture was in the newspapers.

If there was some room for interpretation 20+ years ago, these days it’s definitely a fucking white nationalist tattoo.

Ah, the fleeting joy and enduring sorrow of completely uninformed decisions.

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I’ve many times considered getting a tattoo, to date I have none. I don’t regret not getting one but, with hindsight, every one I’ve considered getting I now realise I would have regretted eventually.

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Moar mass, moar gainz, moar crap :poop:

I think this is tattoo regret we can both appreciate:

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Can we shut down “my 21yo fiancé…” thread now? It’s getting even more cringey

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It’s creepy. It feels like the first episode of a TV series about a serial killer.

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Describing one’s fiance as “decent”…we got a real winner on our hands there.

@Polar-Bear, if it’s not about a serial killer it could also easily turn into a documentary about the slow path to mental health destruction.

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I just keep hoping and praying she comes to her senses and gets the hell away from.him before it’s too late.

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I’ve always preferred indecent women myself!

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This made me laugh :laughing:

As well, but not for fiances.

Plot twist: he’s also suffering from ED, at 31.

I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions about who has the real issues.

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I figured he was projecting some serious inadequacies but you never know. Now there’s no doubt.

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:roll_eyes: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
I’m a becoming more and more concerned about her being chained in a basement. I’m I the only one?

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I am now convinced her perceived image issues stem directly from his pestering.

Seriously - 31 and taking cialis? That’s insane.

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Im just assuming shes using him for a sugar daddy and seeing how long she can promise to try to lose weight for him and keep it going. ED is a win win for her.

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Him: “I’m going to chain you to the pole in the basement because you can’t control yourself.”.

Her (thinking) : “Wow. He really cares. This sucks but it really is for me own good…”.

Sad but true, That’s what’s going on.

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I think the is the best case scenario in this situation. Let’s hope!

In some circles, the woman asks for that herself, weight loss concerns or not
again… framing is everything :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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