[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.
In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:
If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.
Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.
Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.
Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).
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Now I know why it costs $190 to stay in a park fifteen minutes longer than allowed.
Your system works for you, eh? Is that why you’re a convicted felon?
The ten-fold rule is hardly “karmically correct”. Maybe if you exacted an equal value’s worth of revenge in response to an unjust law it would be. Your particular brand of justice doesn’t cost institutions like the park system or whatever any money at all and therefore your revenge is misguided at best. Whatever cost increase your actions result in are just transferred to the innocent taxpayer who has no part in your actions or the policies that provoked them.
Just because it makes you sleep better at night or keeps you from flipping out and going postal doesn’t make it “karmically correct” at all. If anything, you’ve seriously tilted the karmic scales out of your favor. If the entire world revolved around you and only you, maybe you would have a point. But it doesn’t, so you don’t.
The reality is that we have all these laws and fines and sets of asinine rules to protect ourselves from people like you who cannot cope with the realities of the world in which we live in a way that doesn’t transfer your warped brand of “justice” onto the innocent. The next time I (or anyone else, for that matter) pay an exorbitant fine for some ridiculously minor transgression maybe I should exact ten-fold revenge on you instead. [/quote]
Gayness.
No, Gheyness.
ATTISLWWT.[/quote]
Says the irrelevancy.[/quote]
You lube up and spread them whenever authority calls.
And you call me irrelevant?
Please.
That does not even hold any entertainment value.
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Why are you even on here? You don’t know how to field dress a wound, you don’t know how to identify poisonous vs. edible foliage and you don’t know how to properly set a compound fracture. You’re wasting your time on here when you should be preparing yourself for the imminent gov’t takeover that you huddle in fear from for most of each day. I’m surprised you pull yourself out of your fear-driven paralysis long enough to post anything on here at all. That’s why you’re an irrelevancy: you live in fear of something that you are not prepared in the least for and as a result you’ll be one of the first to disappear when the shit you’re scared of hits the fan.[/quote]
You are disgusting.
Some hipsters are amusing, you are a clown.
Good day Sir.