Fighting Parking Tickets or Ordinance Citation

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
I agree I broke the rules. Never said I didn’t. I just think it was overkill. The parking ticket was enough especially after I paid to park. He cited me 2 minutes after closing and then 11 minutes later I walk down and cites me 150. Is that my fault sure but in no way did he have to do it… I’m just going to try to have it reduced and pay it. Ill just walk in the open space from now on instead of “his park.”[/quote]

Well, since you’re a student without a job I suppose taking the time to fight the thing might be worth it for you. Unless you’re a dumbfuck, missing a couple classes won’t hurt your grades at all (provided that attendance isn’t a significant portion of the grade).

That being said, I really don’t know how you’ll be able to justify your actions. I suppose you could mention the leash incident and try to spin things so that it looks like the guy was harassing you or whatever, but you know what they say. Do the crime, do the time.

The exact same thing happened to me out here in California when I was sixteen on the same day that I got my driver’s license. My buddy and I drove up to Stevens Creek Reservoir and parked in a parking lot next to one of the hiking trails. I had a bong, bottled water, high-octane weed (is there any other kind in California?) and a backpack to carry everything in and we set out for a little hike and some bong rips.

Well, needless to say we don’t get back until about 45 minutes past sunset and a ranger is waiting by my car to issue me a ticket since the park closed 30 minutes after sunset. I got a ticket but in reality, I’m lucky that’s all I got since I was in possession of illegal drugs and about to drive my vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

So I paid the fine and was done with it. Lesson learned.[/quote]

See thats so fucking annoying though. Your ass was purposely and knowingly doing something illegal for which you could get in trouble for… Me… No I was just thinking hey, my dogs want to go on a walk maybe I’ll give them a treat rather than walking them around the block… But no, I go on a trail for my first time, took 15 minutes longer than I should have and was given 190 in citations.

But otherwise, thats exactly what happened to me. The cop was waiting right at my car. Fucking cock sucking fat ass.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

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What do you suggest for legally fucking the cop or reservoir : ) ?

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
I agree I broke the rules. Never said I didn’t. I just think it was overkill. The parking ticket was enough especially after I paid to park. He cited me 2 minutes after closing and then 11 minutes later I walk down and cites me 150. Is that my fault sure but in no way did he have to do it… I’m just going to try to have it reduced and pay it. Ill just walk in the open space from now on instead of “his park.”[/quote]

Well, since you’re a student without a job I suppose taking the time to fight the thing might be worth it for you. Unless you’re a dumbfuck, missing a couple classes won’t hurt your grades at all (provided that attendance isn’t a significant portion of the grade).

That being said, I really don’t know how you’ll be able to justify your actions. I suppose you could mention the leash incident and try to spin things so that it looks like the guy was harassing you or whatever, but you know what they say. Do the crime, do the time.

The exact same thing happened to me out here in California when I was sixteen on the same day that I got my driver’s license. My buddy and I drove up to Stevens Creek Reservoir and parked in a parking lot next to one of the hiking trails. I had a bong, bottled water, high-octane weed (is there any other kind in California?) and a backpack to carry everything in and we set out for a little hike and some bong rips.

Well, needless to say we don’t get back until about 45 minutes past sunset and a ranger is waiting by my car to issue me a ticket since the park closed 30 minutes after sunset. I got a ticket but in reality, I’m lucky that’s all I got since I was in possession of illegal drugs and about to drive my vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

So I paid the fine and was done with it. Lesson learned.[/quote]

Also… Did you get both a parking ticket and a curfew ticket by the same guy? Sounds like you only got one… Not two

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

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Haha, this was pretty funny. Don’t know if I could do it, but it’s good to know that some people fight back.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
I agree I broke the rules. Never said I didn’t. I just think it was overkill. The parking ticket was enough especially after I paid to park. He cited me 2 minutes after closing and then 11 minutes later I walk down and cites me 150. Is that my fault sure but in no way did he have to do it… I’m just going to try to have it reduced and pay it. Ill just walk in the open space from now on instead of “his park.”[/quote]

Well, since you’re a student without a job I suppose taking the time to fight the thing might be worth it for you. Unless you’re a dumbfuck, missing a couple classes won’t hurt your grades at all (provided that attendance isn’t a significant portion of the grade).

That being said, I really don’t know how you’ll be able to justify your actions. I suppose you could mention the leash incident and try to spin things so that it looks like the guy was harassing you or whatever, but you know what they say. Do the crime, do the time.

The exact same thing happened to me out here in California when I was sixteen on the same day that I got my driver’s license. My buddy and I drove up to Stevens Creek Reservoir and parked in a parking lot next to one of the hiking trails. I had a bong, bottled water, high-octane weed (is there any other kind in California?) and a backpack to carry everything in and we set out for a little hike and some bong rips.

Well, needless to say we don’t get back until about 45 minutes past sunset and a ranger is waiting by my car to issue me a ticket since the park closed 30 minutes after sunset. I got a ticket but in reality, I’m lucky that’s all I got since I was in possession of illegal drugs and about to drive my vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

So I paid the fine and was done with it. Lesson learned.[/quote]

And I’m sure if you had to do the time for the rest of your crime you would have been just fine with it.

I can’t believe the people on here telling him to just suck it up. None of you must hike, it is very easy to underestimate travel times/conditions. I actually did just that this summer on a trail I do all the time and spent the last fortyfive minutes hiking a very rugged trail in near darkness because of a series of misjudgments.

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[quote]NotaQuitta wrote:

There are far too many arbitrary, obsolete and overly-harsh rules being applied in a manner that belies common sense today. Just because some asshole in a uniform or a bureaucratic pen-pusher has a bad day because he caught his wife sucking some other guy’s dick, those rules are often applied to-the-letter-of-the-law instead of in its spirit, screwing innocent people who at most are guilty of a minor misdemeanor.[/quote]

A lot of this bullshit falls under revenue generation. Like the speed trap where I see cops all the time at 5:30 in the morning when no one else is on the road, but there is never a cop there when there is an actual reason to control the speed limit. And before some numbnuts says it is because of school buses this is a crowded commercial area and none of the business’s are open so no need for a reduced limit.

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^^maybe not “speed trap” scenario but his situation is pretty comparable to getting a parking meter ticket.

If you put your quarters I the meter and have 45 minutes then you better eithe
A. Be at your car on time, you know when your time is up
B. Put more money in (I realize this isn’t an option for a closing park situation.

I know the ticket is kinda whack but it’s not like the OP wasn’t fully aware of the closing time. I am just assuming here, but I would be willing to bet that the OP didn’t think being late would be a big deal. If he would have known that $190 worth of fines were coming down the pipe I would bet that he would have been to his car before 6 no problem.

OP, te parks department is pretty low on the budgeting totem pole in most places. You obviously enjoy the outdoors to a certain degree so just think of your fine as a “donation” that will help keep the park up and running so that you can enjoy it more often :slight_smile: lol

If you decide to try and get it reduced, can’t say that I blame you, then good luck. 15 minutes late because you got lost heading down the wrong trail seems like a a pretty legit reason. If I was a judge I would cut your fines in half.

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[quote]Dustinsk wrote:

That’s ridiculous and he never told me earlier that they closed at 6 however it is posted. A woman also told us that typically the ranger sweeps the trail when they close but that didnt happen. And also, at 5:45 I knew we wouldn’t make it so I started jogging because it was getting dark. What else could I have done??? Fly down to the parking lot magically? [/quote]

Well, if you do fight it, you better come up with a better argument than this. You say you didn’t know the park closed at 6, but yet you knew at 5:45 you weren’t going to make it in time so you started jogging. If you thought the park closed at sunset, you admitted that at 5:45 that it was already getting dark. Either way, you defeated your own claim that you didn’t know you were supposed to be out of there.

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[quote]Dustinsk wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
I agree I broke the rules. Never said I didn’t. I just think it was overkill. The parking ticket was enough especially after I paid to park. He cited me 2 minutes after closing and then 11 minutes later I walk down and cites me 150. Is that my fault sure but in no way did he have to do it… I’m just going to try to have it reduced and pay it. Ill just walk in the open space from now on instead of “his park.”[/quote]

Well, since you’re a student without a job I suppose taking the time to fight the thing might be worth it for you. Unless you’re a dumbfuck, missing a couple classes won’t hurt your grades at all (provided that attendance isn’t a significant portion of the grade).

That being said, I really don’t know how you’ll be able to justify your actions. I suppose you could mention the leash incident and try to spin things so that it looks like the guy was harassing you or whatever, but you know what they say. Do the crime, do the time.

The exact same thing happened to me out here in California when I was sixteen on the same day that I got my driver’s license. My buddy and I drove up to Stevens Creek Reservoir and parked in a parking lot next to one of the hiking trails. I had a bong, bottled water, high-octane weed (is there any other kind in California?) and a backpack to carry everything in and we set out for a little hike and some bong rips.

Well, needless to say we don’t get back until about 45 minutes past sunset and a ranger is waiting by my car to issue me a ticket since the park closed 30 minutes after sunset. I got a ticket but in reality, I’m lucky that’s all I got since I was in possession of illegal drugs and about to drive my vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

So I paid the fine and was done with it. Lesson learned.[/quote]

Also… Did you get both a parking ticket and a curfew ticket by the same guy? Sounds like you only got one… Not two
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I just got one ticket. It was a curfew ticket for about 100 bucks. AngryChicken’s ten-fold rule has since driven up the price.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

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LOL, you’re my kind of guy, AC. I certainly haven’t burned down any buildings or anything like that, but I can’t tell you how many unpaid parking tickets I have with the University of Kentucky and various other universities. Good luck making me pay those, assholes.

OP, what would be the recourse of simply not paying this?

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
I agree I broke the rules. Never said I didn’t. I just think it was overkill. The parking ticket was enough especially after I paid to park. He cited me 2 minutes after closing and then 11 minutes later I walk down and cites me 150. Is that my fault sure but in no way did he have to do it… I’m just going to try to have it reduced and pay it. Ill just walk in the open space from now on instead of “his park.”[/quote]

Well, since you’re a student without a job I suppose taking the time to fight the thing might be worth it for you. Unless you’re a dumbfuck, missing a couple classes won’t hurt your grades at all (provided that attendance isn’t a significant portion of the grade).

That being said, I really don’t know how you’ll be able to justify your actions. I suppose you could mention the leash incident and try to spin things so that it looks like the guy was harassing you or whatever, but you know what they say. Do the crime, do the time.

The exact same thing happened to me out here in California when I was sixteen on the same day that I got my driver’s license. My buddy and I drove up to Stevens Creek Reservoir and parked in a parking lot next to one of the hiking trails. I had a bong, bottled water, high-octane weed (is there any other kind in California?) and a backpack to carry everything in and we set out for a little hike and some bong rips.

Well, needless to say we don’t get back until about 45 minutes past sunset and a ranger is waiting by my car to issue me a ticket since the park closed 30 minutes after sunset. I got a ticket but in reality, I’m lucky that’s all I got since I was in possession of illegal drugs and about to drive my vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

So I paid the fine and was done with it. Lesson learned.[/quote]

And I’m sure if you had to do the time for the rest of your crime you would have been just fine with it.

I can’t believe the people on here telling him to just suck it up. None of you must hike, it is very easy to underestimate travel times/conditions. I actually did just that this summer on a trail I do all the time and spent the last fortyfive minutes hiking a very rugged trail in near darkness because of a series of misjudgments.
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I was trying to insinuate that the guy wasn’t up there acting all innocent and shit. I also assumed that when he said East Bay he was referring to the Bay Area. In California, if you’re a college student who goes hiking there’s about a 150% chance you’re just looking for a place to get stoned with a decent view. So I was trying to insinuate that all things considered, he might have got off a little easier than he could have.

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[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

[/quote]

LOL, you’re my kind of guy, AC. I certainly haven’t burned down any buildings or anything like that, but I can’t tell you how many unpaid parking tickets I have with the University of Kentucky and various other universities. Good luck making me pay those, assholes.

OP, what would be the recourse of simply not paying this?
[/quote]

A warrant.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

[/quote]

LOL, you’re my kind of guy, AC. I certainly haven’t burned down any buildings or anything like that, but I can’t tell you how many unpaid parking tickets I have with the University of Kentucky and various other universities. Good luck making me pay those, assholes.

OP, what would be the recourse of simply not paying this?
[/quote]

A warrant.[/quote]

Yeah. And if he’s lucky it just goes into collections after about six months or so and then the fine blows up to such a huge amount that the only recourse the guy has if he abides by the ten-fold rule is to blow up a federal building.

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[quote]Dustinsk wrote:

What do you suggest for legally fucking the cop or reservoir : ) ?
[/quote]

If this is a serious question, then you’re really fucked in the head. You don’t even know who you’re mad at, or who you feel you need to get even with. You would really consider doing something to ‘fuck the reservoir’? The same one you felt was worth spending nearly 3 hours hiking? Wow. And as for wanting to ‘legally fuck the cop’, good luck with that. Enjoy your miserable existence that will inevitably lead to frustration and very likely long-term incarceration.

Angry Chicken is a petulant child.

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[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
What do you suggest for legally fucking the reservoir : ) ?
[/quote]

Slander and Libel.

A few ideas:

-Start spreading malicious gossip about the reservoir to its reservoir friends…

-Write a scandalous expose on the reservoir, under a pen name, to Reservoir Magazine and other reservoir-related publications. Accuse it of behaving in an unreservoiric manner. Tarnish the shit out of its reservoir reputation…

-Entice the reservoir to get a hand-job from a transsexual. Film it. Post it. Everywhere.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
What do you suggest for legally fucking the reservoir : ) ?
[/quote]

Slander and Libel.

A few ideas:

-Start spreading malicious gossip about the reservoir to its reservoir friends…

-Write a scandalous expose on the reservoir, under a pen name, to Reservoir Magazine and other reservoir-related publications. Accuse it of behaving in an unreservoiric manner. Tarnish the shit out of its reservoir reputation…

-Entice the reservoir to get a hand-job from a transsexual. Film it. Post it. Everywhere.

[/quote]

Slander and libel aren’t legal though.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
What do you suggest for legally fucking the reservoir : ) ?
[/quote]

Slander and Libel.

A few ideas:

-Start spreading malicious gossip about the reservoir to its reservoir friends…

-Write a scandalous expose on the reservoir, under a pen name, to Reservoir Magazine and other reservoir-related publications. Accuse it of behaving in an unreservoiric manner. Tarnish the shit out of its reservoir reputation…

-Entice the reservoir to get a hand-job from a transsexual. Film it. Post it. Everywhere.

[/quote]

This is one of those times when I REALLY wish you could ‘like’ posts on T Nation.

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[quote]flipcollar wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Dustinsk wrote:
What do you suggest for legally fucking the reservoir : ) ?
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Slander and Libel.

A few ideas:

-Start spreading malicious gossip about the reservoir to its reservoir friends…

-Write a scandalous expose on the reservoir, under a pen name, to Reservoir Magazine and other reservoir-related publications. Accuse it of behaving in an unreservoiric manner. Tarnish the shit out of its reservoir reputation…

-Entice the reservoir to get a hand-job from a transsexual. Film it. Post it. Everywhere.

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This is one of those times when I REALLY wish you could ‘like’ posts on T Nation.[/quote]

Yes sir, that was great!

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Now I know why it costs $190 to stay in a park fifteen minutes longer than allowed.
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Well, at least AngryChicken’s logic justifies me blowing up Ravens headquarters.[/quote]

Don’t you do it!!

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Fuck. That. Shit.

In situations like these where “the system” screws you, I fall back on the ten-fold rule. The ten-fold rule is not a rule that you learn in school, it’s something I kinda figured out on my own. It goes something like this:

If some stupid, chickenshit, ridiculous, arbitrary “rule” (whether public entity or private entity) costs me money, and it will cost me more time than is worth to fight it, I will pay the fine. I will then “extract” TEN TIMES the amount I payed out of said organization. I won’t steal it, I’ll just force them to pay it somehow, some way. Be that by vandalism, frivolous lawsuit, pulling a fire alarm, setting off a stink bomb in the store, or any number of creative ways that I estimate will cost about ten times what their bullshit, chickenshit “rule” (that I didn’t vote for and obviously wasn’t properly disclosed, or else I wouldn’t have violated it) cost me.

Now let me be clear: this isn’t for things like speeding tickets - I know the fucking speed limit and if I choose to break it I man up and pay. But $190 for overstaying 15 fucking minutes? That’s fucking chickenshit in ANYONE’S book. After I paid that fine, I’d be taking about two grand out of their ass. I especially like fucking the government. Let me know if you want help brainstorming a way to fuck them.

Yes, I know that some of the means of “retaliation” are against the law. Misdemeanors at most, though. I’m already a felon, so it’s not like a fucking misdemeanor is gonna fuck me up or anything! LOL But like most things, if you’re careful, you’ll get away with it. What’s BEST, and rare, but the ULTIMATE goal, is to fuck them LEGALLY and cost them as much as you can and have them KNOW it was you that fucked them. Then they get to think to themselves, “well I guess I shouldn’t have fucked with THAT guy”. That’s right, mutherfucker, you shouldn’t have.

Now some of you here will probably cry foul. You’ll say I’m immature, a criminal, a sociopath, think I’m better than everybody else, that my actions in some way drive up the price of goods and services or taxes, blah blah blah. Well that’s all probably true - I don’t give a fuck. That’s how I’ve rolled for about three decades now and it works for me. Let me tell you, the satisfaction is worth it. I sleep VERY well at night knowing that the person/organization that fucked me got fucked ten times more than I did. It helps keep my sanity. It’s karmically correct! It keeps my little brain from having too many homicidal thoughts. I tell you, without the ten-fold rule, I’d have snapped a long time ago and shot up a dentist office or something (not the patients, don’t worry LOL).

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<—swoons