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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
This is going to get messy, and you’re going to lose at least one friend, but your friends suck anyway.
First, take one of your friends, preferably the one you like least, but time is a factor, so you may have to settle for whichever is closest and throw him at Big J. That friend is dead meat, but he should be able to buy you enough time to put the full plan in motion.
Second, you and the other friend rush the punk. Kill him as quickly as possible with whatever means you have at hand.
Third, while Big J is devouring your first friend you strip the skin and flesh from the punk’s bones, and remove the long bones from the arms and legs, the femurs, the humerous, and the tibia’s. These are the longest, and some of the strongest bones in the human body. Sharpen these long bones into daggers.
When Big J is finished eating, he will probably be satisfied and less aggressive. If it is winter, he would normally be hibernating so he may even take a nap, but be careful, he may just be faking to lure you in. Let him sleep for at least twenty minutes before you attack.
Fourth, when you rush in, keep your friend to the right and slightly in front of you. Stab at Big J’s eyes, throat and the soft lower portion of his belly. [/quote]
I thought it was 100 men and a Big J? And now 3 are supposed to take him? Topsy-turvy, I don’t get it.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
This is going to get messy, and you’re going to lose at least one friend, but your friends suck anyway.
First, take one of your friends, preferably the one you like least, but time is a factor, so you may have to settle for whichever is closest and throw him at Big J. That friend is dead meat, but he should be able to buy you enough time to put the full plan in motion.
Second, you and the other friend rush the punk. Kill him as quickly as possible with whatever means you have at hand.
Third, while Big J is devouring your first friend you strip the skin and flesh from the punk’s bones, and remove the long bones from the arms and legs, the femurs, the humerous, and the tibia’s. These are the longest, and some of the strongest bones in the human body. Sharpen these long bones into daggers.
When Big J is finished eating, he will probably be satisfied and less aggressive. If it is winter, he would normally be hibernating so he may even take a nap, but be careful, he may just be faking to lure you in. Let him sleep for at least twenty minutes before you attack.
Fourth, when you rush in, keep your friend to the right and slightly in front of you. Stab at Big J’s eyes, throat and the soft lower portion of his belly.
I thought it was 100 men and a Big J? And now 3 are supposed to take him? Topsy-turvy, I don’t get it.[/quote]
someone should bump that thread.
Thought the title here was “Fight ME to the Death”
Was gonna say BRING IT ON MF - but since my perception of the title is someewhat clouded due to various reasons I’ll just say…
SNORRRRRRRR - I’m asleep. G’night all…
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
I thought it was 100 men and a Big J? And now 3 are supposed to take him? Topsy-turvy, I don’t get it.[/quote]
Technically 1 gets eaten right off the bat, so it’s really just 2 vs. a Big J.
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
Offer Big J a bong rip and just cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell man.[/quote]
That’s what I was thinking. Then once Big J is your friend and craving more weed, just tell him that if he beats up the punk, he can have more.
Are you guys getting ghey?
Does no-one see this, or are you just ignoring this? Either way, what the fuck.
Anyone know who she is?
She says “Oops” right at the end.
These two are different.
The first one is Baretta and the second is Sylver
[quote]meangenes wrote:
Are you guys getting ghey?
Does no-one see this, or are you just ignoring this? Either way, what the fuck.
Anyone know who she is?[/quote]
Oh, I saw it. Looks like a slinky going down the stairs.
I have no idea who it is, but wouldn’t mind finding out.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
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Then, I shoot Big J in the leg. I win, and don’t face manslaughter charges.
Sean Taylor[/quote]
I’ll do my best not to shoot him in his femoral artery.
DICK BAG IS BACK.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
i would tell big j that two girls are coming over in a second and that they would call the cops if they seen what was going on.
and then after the girls come and call the cops i would tell all my friends that i actually kicked big j’s ass, and then i would tell the two girls not to mention to ANYONE that i panicked or i would kick their asses.
then i would finish my set of fucking curls, have a wank then go on T-Nation and and tell the story as if it were some sort of “hypothetical scenario” with the hope that some t-member would figure out it actually happened to me.
you see, doing it this way makes the bragging less pathetic and i would come across more bad ass.
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awesome
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Are you guys getting ghey?
Does no-one see this, or are you just ignoring this? Either way, what the fuck.
Anyone know who she is?
Oh, I saw it. Looks like a slinky going down the stairs.
I have no idea who it is, but wouldn’t mind finding out.[/quote]
It kinda looks like Christina model.
I would settle it '80s-style, with a dance-off.
DB
[quote]DickBag wrote:
and then i would tell the two girls not to mention to ANYONE that i panicked or i would kick their asses.
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Man, you must be a god among us mortals. To want to threaten girls? That’s just soooo cool.
Id push the red alert button then 53.78 of my henchmen would rush to my aid inside of 7niner seconds.
Holy fuck.
What is going on in this thread?
Trip-10, what is your answer?