Feminism in Comic Books

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Vash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
clip11 wrote:
Well whether superman is a good hero or not doesnt matter its just the point

Superman was never trained how to fight. He’s a farm boy with super powers. That’s it. Wonder Woman, Batman, Wildcat, Black Canary, and other DC super heroes are trained to fight and kill. So I’m not surprised when Wonder Woman whips his ass. He’s never had the killer mentality. He’s always been “Please stop, let’s not fight.” And after the 5th punch to his grill, he says fuck and gets serious.

And anything that has cross-brand (DC vs Marvel for example) can’t be taken seriously.

Now i don’t know if you made this thread to be a sarcastic jerk or have a real conversation about comics. Let me know. I don’t want to be the only comic geek in here.

Wonder Woman could possibly take Superman . . . she is magic, after all. And a few thousand years old. Raised in a warrior culture, fighting other people as strong as she is.

As for Superman training, he was taught boxing [possibly Muay Thai and Capoeira also] by Wildcat, the go-to trainer for a vast majority of the major martial artists in the JLA/JSA. He also actively strength-trains.

But . . . he’s also spent his entire life “putting up psychological blocks, limiting” his accessible abilities. He figured out early, early in his life that if he didn’t he’d crack open the planet.

Supes has also mixed it up with a lot of things at or above his level, including trained soldiers from Krypton.

As far as the Green Lantern weakness, it’s from the living embodiment of fear getting shoved into the main power battery they all access. It can be overcome by people with a lot of experience using the rings.

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So which Superman are we talking about? The Superman who could jump over buildings, but couldn’t fly. Are we talking about the Superman that could push Planets? Are we talking about the Blue Electro Superman? Super Boy Prime? Super Man Prime?

Which trumped up piece of shit Superman are we talking about? They’ve changed his power base so much, I swear. Invisible force field, healing factor, and other crap.

And if they were consistent about his magic weakness, Wonder Woman should cut him like a hot knife through butter.

Superman should get his ass whipped by any one near his Strength level who is a legit soldier or legit warrior(Zod, Wonder Woman,).

This thread has officially become a comic book thread. All other trolls can get the fuck out.[/quote]

With Superboy Prime, they’ve already addressed this . . . he kills a lot of people, cannot die, is only getting stronger. He will either recreate his own universe, or kill every universe.

The various statements of Superman’s source of strength tend to be later written off as some scientists’ best guess; STAR Labs can’t figure him out. Now, ignoring the Red/Blue debacle from darker days, we have someone who has shown he can quite literally kill the god of evil.

He’s potentially the most powerful thing anywhere. The good stories come from showing one of two things: how he deals with that, and how he handles people not on his level. In the latter, we see him operating at a lower “level” of “peak power.” He will only go so far before he starts to employ other, non-strength methods.

It takes a great writer to make him seem both human, and above.

Check out the World of New Krypton. It shows a Superman matured into the full depths of his abilities, working in a new world of people just starting to figure out their ability to spin mountains on their pinkie fingers.

[quote]Vash wrote:
Prof, I strongly encourage you to look up “Irredeemable.” It’s Superman after he loses his shit. All of it.

Highlight include a body count exceeding 4 million, the sinking of a landmass larger than an island, smaller than a continent, some really freaky voyuerism, and the most realistic psychological portrayal of people with powers I’ve ever read.

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I’ll look into it. I am truly fascinated by any writer who can show what these guys would have to deal with mentally if they existed in real life.

Imagine Superman in rush hour traffic. Why would he sit there when he could pick up his car and fly the fuck home? Hell, why drive in the first place…but he does so just to be like humans.

He is smarter, faster and stronger than humans in every way but chooses to pretend like none of this is the case. For the most powerful being on the planet, he doesn’t need a fucking JOB. He chooses to act weaker…and Clark Kent is his own portrayal of the weakness he sees in humans.

Tarintino got it wrong. That’s the thing; he doesn’t see humanity as weak. He IS Clark Kent. He’s the nice, affible, strong-willed, kinda dense in certain areas, genuinely open guy his parents raised. The Superman is a mask he puts on. They are, though, the same at the center. They’re both as outwardly strong as they need to be.

Clark doesn’t need to be the strongest guy in the room. Superman does.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Vash wrote:
Prof, I strongly encourage you to look up “Irredeemable.” It’s Superman after he loses his shit. All of it.

Highlight include a body count exceeding 4 million, the sinking of a landmass larger than an island, smaller than a continent, some really freaky voyuerism, and the most realistic psychological portrayal of people with powers I’ve ever read.

I’ll look into it. I am truly fascinated by any writer who can show what these guys would have to deal with mentally if they existed in real life.

Imagine Superman in rush hour traffic. Why would he sit there when he could pick up his car and fly the fuck home? Hell, why drive in the first place…but he does so just to be like humans.

He is smarter, faster and stronger than humans in every way but chooses to pretend like none of this is the case. For the most powerful being on the planet, he doesn’t need a fucking JOB. He chooses to act weaker…and Clark Kent is his own portrayal of the weakness he sees in humans.[/quote]

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Otep wrote:
So I’m gonna put a couple of things together. Things like…

Clip11 wrote:
When I was between the ages of 11 and 14 I used to read and collect comic books alot. One particular thing irked me though. In a particular comic it showed Superman being beaten by Wonder Woman. Now Superman has knocked out Thor, the Hulk, Doomsday, and Darkseid (i still remeber characters from my comic years) but he get beats up by Wonder Woman.

Then

Clip11 wrote:
Maybe it is the cartoon im thinking about

Then

WolBarret wrote:
And Otep, I can’t find a legit comic where Wonder Woman beat the shit out of Superman. But I know she has better fighting skills.

And I’m going to conclude that while said comic (probably not said cartoon) may exist, it’s probably not
what Clippy’s talking about, because it’s probably older than the time period Clippy’s talking about (my guess- about ten years ago). Instead, my guess is Clippy made up some shit to start shit. Which, in retrospect, I guess should have gone without saying.

(and just to be a dick, I’ll point out WW beats Supes in the JLA clip you posted only because Supes pretty much stops fighting half-way through. Because he’s just that kinda guy).

I’ll agree that WW probably has better fighting skills though. I mean, she’s got formal training. Supes is just… Supes. I mean, Batman took out Supes, and he doesn’t even have superpowers.

Certain superheroes like Supes, Batman, and Wolverine are given a certain Jesus fire due to their popularity. So I’m not surprised when they allow Batman to beat Supes, allow Supes to beat trained warriors and ignore kryptonite, or …I won’t even get into Wolverine.

At least I respect Bats. Fuck Superman.

Alright…enough is enough, man. You say one more “fuck Superman”, and me and you are fighting. Don’t make me take a road trip down to NC just to prove that Superman is cool. Just as it was stated before, Supes holds back. If he decided to just cut loose, he would kill Batman and make Wonder Woman his Amazonian bitch. Quit hatin. And before you even say it, yes, I have a superman emblem tatted on my forearm. I’m a fan. Now watch your mouth! lol[/quote]

Bring it, Beast! I’ll even give you a fake address to meet me at. I’m not afraid to lie and call the cops on a fella brother. Anonymous tip mother fucker! calls cops

I strongly dislike Superman for certain reasons. Some logical, some illogical and ignorant. Mostly ignorant.

[quote]Vash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Vash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
clip11 wrote:
Well whether superman is a good hero or not doesnt matter its just the point

Superman was never trained how to fight. He’s a farm boy with super powers. That’s it. Wonder Woman, Batman, Wildcat, Black Canary, and other DC super heroes are trained to fight and kill. So I’m not surprised when Wonder Woman whips his ass. He’s never had the killer mentality. He’s always been “Please stop, let’s not fight.” And after the 5th punch to his grill, he says fuck and gets serious.

And anything that has cross-brand (DC vs Marvel for example) can’t be taken seriously.

Now i don’t know if you made this thread to be a sarcastic jerk or have a real conversation about comics. Let me know. I don’t want to be the only comic geek in here.

Wonder Woman could possibly take Superman . . . she is magic, after all. And a few thousand years old. Raised in a warrior culture, fighting other people as strong as she is.

As for Superman training, he was taught boxing [possibly Muay Thai and Capoeira also] by Wildcat, the go-to trainer for a vast majority of the major martial artists in the JLA/JSA. He also actively strength-trains.

But . . . he’s also spent his entire life “putting up psychological blocks, limiting” his accessible abilities. He figured out early, early in his life that if he didn’t he’d crack open the planet.

Supes has also mixed it up with a lot of things at or above his level, including trained soldiers from Krypton.

As far as the Green Lantern weakness, it’s from the living embodiment of fear getting shoved into the main power battery they all access. It can be overcome by people with a lot of experience using the rings.

[/geek]

So which Superman are we talking about? The Superman who could jump over buildings, but couldn’t fly. Are we talking about the Superman that could push Planets? Are we talking about the Blue Electro Superman? Super Boy Prime? Super Man Prime?

Which trumped up piece of shit Superman are we talking about? They’ve changed his power base so much, I swear. Invisible force field, healing factor, and other crap.

And if they were consistent about his magic weakness, Wonder Woman should cut him like a hot knife through butter.

Superman should get his ass whipped by any one near his Strength level who is a legit soldier or legit warrior(Zod, Wonder Woman,).

This thread has officially become a comic book thread. All other trolls can get the fuck out.

With Superboy Prime, they’ve already addressed this . . . he kills a lot of people, cannot die, is only getting stronger. He will either recreate his own universe, or kill every universe.

The various statements of Superman’s source of strength tend to be later written off as some scientists’ best guess; STAR Labs can’t figure him out. Now, ignoring the Red/Blue debacle from darker days, we have someone who has shown he can quite literally kill the god of evil.

He’s potentially the most powerful thing anywhere. The good stories come from showing one of two things: how he deals with that, and how he handles people not on his level. In the latter, we see him operating at a lower “level” of “peak power.” He will only go so far before he starts to employ other, non-strength methods.

It takes a great writer to make him seem both human, and above.

Check out the World of New Krypton. It shows a Superman matured into the full depths of his abilities, working in a new world of people just starting to figure out their ability to spin mountains on their pinkie fingers.[/quote]

So essentially he’s normal alien who can kill Gods. And remember, there was a planet full of these mother fuckers. If Krypton wasn’t blown up and they traveled to Earth’s Galaxy. That race would be unstoppable. His super powers don’t sit well with me.

Some superheroes have legitimate limits of their powers, his powers depend on what writer he gets. The Flash is the fastest man alive, but when speed is needed, they look to Superman. And the power where he’s able to learn and understand all languages … I mean jesus christ.

DC has a varied class of superheroes who are powers in a lot of areas and some, like the Flash, who are the best in a certain power. Superman shows up and says “Fuck you, I can do that better, faster, and stronger, plus I’m smarter than you without even learning”.

Blame Death. She’s the one that suggested to Rao that the Kryptonians were so beautiful . . . and their beauty would be magnified if there was only one left.


This is who you support, Vash? I expected better.

There is supposed to be a pic with this. Damn it.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Otep wrote:
So I’m gonna put a couple of things together. Things like…

Clip11 wrote:
When I was between the ages of 11 and 14 I used to read and collect comic books alot. One particular thing irked me though. In a particular comic it showed Superman being beaten by Wonder Woman. Now Superman has knocked out Thor, the Hulk, Doomsday, and Darkseid (i still remeber characters from my comic years) but he get beats up by Wonder Woman.

Then

Clip11 wrote:
Maybe it is the cartoon im thinking about

Then

WolBarret wrote:
And Otep, I can’t find a legit comic where Wonder Woman beat the shit out of Superman. But I know she has better fighting skills.

And I’m going to conclude that while said comic (probably not said cartoon) may exist, it’s probably not
what Clippy’s talking about, because it’s probably older than the time period Clippy’s talking about (my guess- about ten years ago). Instead, my guess is Clippy made up some shit to start shit. Which, in retrospect, I guess should have gone without saying.

(and just to be a dick, I’ll point out WW beats Supes in the JLA clip you posted only because Supes pretty much stops fighting half-way through. Because he’s just that kinda guy).

I’ll agree that WW probably has better fighting skills though. I mean, she’s got formal training. Supes is just… Supes. I mean, Batman took out Supes, and he doesn’t even have superpowers.

Certain superheroes like Supes, Batman, and Wolverine are given a certain Jesus fire due to their popularity. So I’m not surprised when they allow Batman to beat Supes, allow Supes to beat trained warriors and ignore kryptonite, or …I won’t even get into Wolverine.

At least I respect Bats. Fuck Superman.

Alright…enough is enough, man. You say one more “fuck Superman”, and me and you are fighting. Don’t make me take a road trip down to NC just to prove that Superman is cool. Just as it was stated before, Supes holds back. If he decided to just cut loose, he would kill Batman and make Wonder Woman his Amazonian bitch. Quit hatin. And before you even say it, yes, I have a superman emblem tatted on my forearm. I’m a fan. Now watch your mouth! lol

Bring it, Beast! I’ll even give you a fake address to meet me at. I’m not afraid to lie and call the cops on a fella brother. Anonymous tip mother fucker! calls cops

I strongly dislike Superman for certain reasons. Some logical, some illogical and ignorant. Mostly ignorant.
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LMBAO!!!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Superman shows up and says “Fuck you, I can do that better, faster, and stronger, plus I’m smarter than you without even learning”.

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I know…people hate it when I do that.

Wol, I hate Superman too. But then I also hate Wayne Gretzky, Frodo and Han fucking Solo. Those damn sun shines out their ass types get on my nerves :stuck_out_tongue: Does that make me a bad person?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
This is who you support, Vash? I expected better.

There is supposed to be a pic with this. Damn it.[/quote]

I grew up wanting to be Superman. Hell, I had a beat-to-absolute-hell copy of Superman: 30s to the 70s. Still do. I memorized the opening text to the story wherein Kryptonite was first destroyed.

And if I had his power, I’d do more than fuck up an entire continent.

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?

[quote]debraD wrote:
Wol, I hate Superman too. But then I also hate Wayne Gretzky, Frodo and Han fucking Solo. Those damn sun shines out their ass types get on my nerves :stuck_out_tongue: Does that make me a bad person?[/quote]

Fuck super man. When magic is involved there’s only one wench-loving SOB for the job…

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?[/quote]

C’mon OG. We both know the Jennifer Morgan is the best of the best.

Jumping Jellybeans Bat Man!!! Its a long lost comic book portrait of Professor X!!! ( Several Bulks ago)

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?

C’mon OG. We both know the Jennifer Morgan is the best of the best. [/quote]

I do have quite a few Warlord comics

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?[/quote]

Why its the Hulk… oh wait… that Marvel… Damn

[quote]caladin wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?

Why its the Hulk… oh wait… that Marvel… Damn[/quote]

So is the Dark Phoenix.

[quote]caladin wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

Well so who would be the most powerful? Would it be Superman, Dark Phoenix, Galacticus or someone else?

Why its the Hulk… oh wait… that Marvel… Damn[/quote]

oh is it only DC? So you mean since Superman is vulnerable to magic, he could be taken out by Zatanna?

I think we’re all forgetting about DEN!!! The greatest hero of them all!!