[quote]clockworkchad wrote:
i would, she buxom [/quote]
yeah id throw a shot in her.
The lady from Mama’s Family.
oh yeah Bamford rocks too
[quote]rcfromdb wrote:
Maria Bamford cracks my shit up [/quote]
I have to agree with that. She somehow balances “fucking insane” with “really witty” and makes it work.
Amy Schumer is pretty funny.
I saw some female comedian open for Jim Jeffries a couple months ago that I thought did a good set.
I’ve seen Some that are funny but very rare in stand up.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]rcfromdb wrote:
Maria Bamford cracks my shit up [/quote]
I have to agree with that. She somehow balances “fucking insane” with “really witty” and makes it work.[/quote]
So would you pay to see her show?
I have a respect for Joan Rivers she can handle a crowd very well.
After last season’s Celebrity Apprentice, I pretty much want to throw acid in Joan Rivers’ face. And her twat daughter’s face too. I realize editing may not have been in their favour, but god damn, the both of them were such unbelievable, hypocritical harpies.
[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
After last season’s Celebrity Apprentice, I pretty much want to throw acid in Joan Rivers’ face. And her twat daughter’s face too. I realize editing may not have been in their favour, but god damn, the both of them were such unbelievable, hypocritical harpies.
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Oh YEAH trust me I’ve always had the feeling that she would be hell to live with, eat around, talk to or anything else on a one to one BUTTTT, as A STAND UP that old broad has to be at the top of any list of STAND UP comedians
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]rcfromdb wrote:
Maria Bamford cracks my shit up [/quote]
I have to agree with that. She somehow balances “fucking insane” with “really witty” and makes it work.[/quote]
So would you pay to see her show?[/quote]
Hell no. For me to want to PAY to see someone, they have to be fall out of my fucking seat and slap the person next to me funny. I don’t pay to giggle. I can do that by myself.
^ did anyone else imagine this happening.
I imagine that getting slapped by a meaty Prof X hand wouldn’t be pleasant. But I’d take it over listening to menstruation jokes.
[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
I imagine that getting slapped by a meaty Prof X hand wouldn’t be pleasant. But I’d take it over listening to menstruation jokes.[/quote]
I think he meant imagining the Proff giggling. And I did, for some reason it felt natural. Weird cause he doesn’t really give off the vibe of a giggler.
Yeah…I know. I figured that much was obvious.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
I imagine that getting slapped by a meaty Prof X hand wouldn’t be pleasant. But I’d take it over listening to menstruation jokes.[/quote]
I think he meant imagining the Proff giggling. And I did, for some reason it felt natural. Weird cause he doesn’t really give off the vibe of a giggler.[/quote]
yep, i meant the whole giggling thing.
Kathleen Madigan is one of the ONLY funny female stand up comedians. The reason being, she tries to be funny in general and not just funny to women. Which is what almost every other female comedian attempts.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Nina Conti has made me laugh pretty hard, though shes a ventrilaquist so im not sure if it counts. It’s probably all the monkey.
All the others mentioed in this thread have at most made me Chuckle, Ellen has not even slightly amused me, she makes me want to fall asleep.
As far as TV shows and not stand up, I’ve never seen It’s Always Sunny, though Sarah Chalk’s character (Elliot Reed) on Scrubs cracks me the fuck up, Jordon has some great lines too. Cokie Smurf on Californication is pretty funny sometimes. I can’t believe I have to think this hard to come up with more…be back later lol. [/quote]
HAHAHA! that was really good. I like.
Wow I really did enjoy this chick
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Nina Conti has made me laugh pretty hard, though shes a ventrilaquist so im not sure if it counts. It’s probably all the monkey.
All the others mentioed in this thread have at most made me Chuckle, Ellen has not even slightly amused me, she makes me want to fall asleep.
As far as TV shows and not stand up, I’ve never seen It’s Always Sunny, though Sarah Chalk’s character (Elliot Reed) on Scrubs cracks me the fuck up, Jordon has some great lines too. Cokie Smurf on Californication is pretty funny sometimes. I can’t believe I have to think this hard to come up with more…be back later lol. [/quote]
That was pretty funny!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Wanda Sykes
Whoever said Dane Cook was funny is dead wrong. Stupid frat-boy ramblings announced at high volume do not equate to funny… unless you’re a stupid frat boy.[/quote]
Dane Cook is the worst kind of person. I want to kill him.
No metaphors here, I just flat out want to kill him.