FDA Saves Us Again

Whew! I can’t imagine how dangerous a stick of gum could be loaded up with caffeine. Countless lives have undoubtedly been saved.

Camel probably lobbied against Wrigley to maintain its monopoly on drug-laden gum.

Smart!

Wow, I’m glad the FDA is protecting us from very harmful chemicals like caffeine. I’ll stick to my high fructose corn syrup for my energy, thank you very much.

Are they serious? They need to ruin tests on teens first? get fucking real.

The average teenager learned about Red Bull when they were in pre-school…and has been downing them to play video games all night since they could ride a bike.

“Adult” posturing is dumb as hell…and anyone falling for it is even dumber,.

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
Wow, I’m glad the FDA is protecting us from very harmful chemicals like caffeine. I’ll stick to my high fructose corn syrup for my energy, thank you very much. [/quote]

Don’t forget about those low-fat snacks, because taking the fat out of something means you can eat as much of it as you want.

Oh, and working out makes you “turn fat into muscle”, but not too much, you might get HYOOOGE !

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
Wow, I’m glad the FDA is protecting us from very harmful chemicals like caffeine. I’ll stick to my high fructose corn syrup for my energy, thank you very much. [/quote]

Don’t forget about those low-fat snacks, because taking the fat out of something means you can eat as much of it as you want.

Oh, and working out makes you “turn fat into muscle”, but not too much, you might get HYOOOGE ![/quote]

Low fat means it’s healthy for you. Definitely stay away from that creatinez or else you might end up on the Mr. Oly stage and girls think that’s icky.