[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I met tommytoughnuts. Dude is a total pussy, no doubt.
Nah just kidding, he’s a cool guy, good lifter, and he hates crowds. Solid man. [/quote]
Between sets today Dixie started talking me up about some super girly chick flick he wanted to go see with me. He said some stuff about going out to sip on herbal tea and conversing about our feelings too.
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Now that pm he sent me makes since. He was going on about removing callouses. Said he had a hottie he was trying to take to the movies and some tea…[/quote]
What can I say, mama toughnuts doesnt like my callouses. And by give her tea, I most certainly meant my sperm in her throat. [/quote]
LMAO, I almost spit Hi-C all over my computer screen.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I met tommytoughnuts. Dude is a total pussy, no doubt.
Nah just kidding, he’s a cool guy, good lifter, and he hates crowds. Solid man. [/quote]
Between sets today Dixie started talking me up about some super girly chick flick he wanted to go see with me. He said some stuff about going out to sip on herbal tea and conversing about our feelings too.
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Now that pm he sent me makes since. He was going on about removing callouses. Said he had a hottie he was trying to take to the movies and some tea…[/quote]
What can I say, mama toughnuts doesnt like my callouses. And by give her tea, I most certainly meant my sperm in her throat. [/quote]
Callouses are rough on my tender skin, are soft hands too much to ask for?
So I get this facebook message from tommysilkyovaries,
"hey brohan, sorry I have not been lifting the past few days, its my period, and let me tell you, my flow has been particularly heavy. I fear i would bleed all over the ground as i worked my curls in the squat rack. Hope you understand.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I get this facebook message from tommysilkyovaries,
"hey brohan, sorry I have not been lifting the past few days, its my period, and let me tell you, my flow has been particularly heavy. I fear i would bleed all over the ground as i worked my curls in the squat rack. Hope you understand.
toodles"
So…should I kill “him” or something?[/quote]
LOL, it’s awesome you two are getting along. Maybe he needs to start hanging at the Electric Cowboy more.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I get this facebook message from tommysilkyovaries,
"hey brohan, sorry I have not been lifting the past few days, its my period, and let me tell you, my flow has been particularly heavy. I fear i would bleed all over the ground as i worked my curls in the squat rack. Hope you understand.
toodles"
So…should I kill “him” or something?[/quote]
I think you should have a set of pink DB’s, and pilates(however you spell it) book waiting for him when he does come back. I find a bit of friendly harrassment makes for better training. Hahahaha… What are friends for?
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I get this facebook message from tommysilkyovaries,
"hey brohan, sorry I have not been lifting the past few days, its my period, and let me tell you, my flow has been particularly heavy. I fear i would bleed all over the ground as i worked my curls in the squat rack. Hope you understand.
toodles"
So…should I kill “him” or something?[/quote]
I think you should have a set of pink DB’s, and pilates(however you spell it) book waiting for him when he does come back. I find a bit of friendly harrassment makes for better training. Hahahaha… What are friends for?
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Purely hypothetical question coming from me right now. Absolutely no basis in fact or anything of that nature. What if the man in question already had some pink DB’s and a pilates dvd sitting on the shelf at this very instant? Like I said, purely hypothetical. Zero real life carry over
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So I get this facebook message from tommysilkyovaries,
"hey brohan, sorry I have not been lifting the past few days, its my period, and let me tell you, my flow has been particularly heavy. I fear i would bleed all over the ground as i worked my curls in the squat rack. Hope you understand.
toodles"
So…should I kill “him” or something?[/quote]
I think you should have a set of pink DB’s, and pilates(however you spell it) book waiting for him when he does come back. I find a bit of friendly harrassment makes for better training. Hahahaha… What are friends for?
[/quote]
Purely hypothetical question coming from me right now. Absolutely no basis in fact or anything of that nature. What if the man in question already had some pink DB’s and a pilates dvd sitting on the shelf at this very instant? Like I said, purely hypothetical. Zero real life carry over[/quote]
Uh?? Yeah… I should hope they were left there, by accident, and belong to the super hot pilates instructor you shacked up with the previous night. She was still so drunkin from your manly charm, she left the next morning with out them… I would go with that… Hypothetically…Purely of course…
Purely hypothetical, I have been sick as a dog the last couple days. I hate to say it but I have only been able to eat like 4 or 5 times since tuesday and it blows.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Purely hypothetical, I have been sick as a dog the last couple days. I hate to say it but I have only been able to eat like 4 or 5 times since tuesday and it blows. [/quote]
That is never a good thing. Recovery from sickness is a pain in the arse when you step back into the gym… Get better, and take your time. I know from being hard headed, if you come back too quickly you could relapse. Then it’s another week or so before you can start again…
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Purely hypothetical, I have been sick as a dog the last couple days. I hate to say it but I have only been able to eat like 4 or 5 times since tuesday and it blows. [/quote]
That is never a good thing. Recovery from sickness is a pain in the arse when you step back into the gym… Get better, and take your time. I know from being hard headed, if you come back too quickly you could relapse. Then it’s another week or so before you can start again… [/quote]
Just saying, get to feelin better bud. And change your damn voicemail message. it creeps me out.
Pretty freaking awesome story too. I took a massive hill on a sled with a running start and managed to hit the only tree within 30 yards. The tree got hooked up with a little bit of my skin and I managed to get away with a concussion and a sweet case of shoulder dislocation. I won’t say it was worth it but it was worth it.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Pretty freaking awesome story too. I took a massive hill on a sled with a running start and managed to hit the only tree within 30 yards. The tree got hooked up with a little bit of my skin and I managed to get away with a concussion and a sweet case of shoulder dislocation. I won’t say it was worth it but it was worth it.[/quote]
Hahaha! What hill?
D.F., two things i dont do around hot, young tail; 1) golf and 2) lift weights.