[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
So basically fat guys ‘last longer’ because their excess estrogen causes them to TAKE longer coming? I’ll pass. I’m gonna guess that the study probably didn’t take into account that fit guys are more apt to get it up faster after the first time.[/quote]
Sweetie, mine never goes down.[/quote]
That’s cuz I’m still tied up to the radiator, in your line of vision at all times.
I believe it. Almost jizzed my pants when I saw fivefeetoffury’s avatar.
Suddenly, my upchuck reflex is firing 
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
Suddenly, my upchuck reflex is firing :([/quote]
No gag reflex allowed.
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
So basically fat guys ‘last longer’ because their excess estrogen causes them to TAKE longer coming? I’ll pass. I’m gonna guess that the study probably didn’t take into account that fit guys are more apt to get it up faster after the first time.[/quote]
True. Or that fit guys have a better chance of getting sex more often. I don’t think fat guys even think about the “second” time.
The thing about this study is, it was based on BMI. That means the article makes a huge leap when it talks about “gym jocks.”
[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
I believe it. Almost jizzed my pants when I saw fivefeetoffury’s avatar. [/quote]
Really? She looks 15.
No disrespect, 5FoF. You just look very young.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
I believe it. Almost jizzed my pants when I saw fivefeetoffury’s avatar. [/quote]
Really? She looks 15.
No disrespect, 5FoF. You just look very young.
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Asian genetics, fuck yeah. I’ll never look my age and I can still cash in on Halloween night well into my 30s.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
I believe it. Almost jizzed my pants when I saw fivefeetoffury’s avatar. [/quote]
Really? She looks 15.
No disrespect, 5FoF. You just look very young.
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I was making a haha. Thanks for making me look like sickabs.
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
Suddenly, my upchuck reflex is firing :([/quote]
Shut your mouth.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
I need to figure out how take all the fat on my stomach and lower back and put it on my cock.[/quote]
Haha. Nice one.
Great…now I’m measuring my weight in minutes instead of pounds. Fuck me.
This is bad guys…really bad…I knew I was a big guy but sex usually last 30-40 minutes. I must BE HUGE!!! SHIT!
Crap
Crap
Crap
It is easy to last longer when your only sexual position is “the starfish”
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
It is easy to last longer when your only sexual position is “the starfish”[/quote]
Lol.
It’s also easier to last longer when your sexual partner is hardly enthusiastic about the hedgehog she’s fucking.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
It is easy to last longer when your only sexual position is “the starfish”[/quote]
Also, “The sweaty recliner”
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
It’s also easier to last longer when your sexual partner is hardly enthusiastic about the hedgehog she’s fucking.[/quote]
Hahaha!!
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
I call BS on this entire study.[/quote]
Ditto. I can’t even crank out a posh wank in 1.7 minutes. Oo
Close curtains - 5 seconds.
Fill the sink with hot water - 45 seconds.
Place lube and insert favourite posh wanking device here into hot water and let stand - 10 minutes.
Get undressed - 7 seconds.
Get some sexy music on - 25 seconds.
That’s 11 minutes and 22 seconds and I haven’t even started the foreplay yet!
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
I call BS on this entire study.[/quote]
Ditto. I can’t even crank out a posh wank in 1.7 minutes. Oo
Close curtains - 5 seconds.
Fill the sink with hot water - 45 seconds.
Place lube and insert favourite posh wanking device here into hot water and let stand - 10 minutes.
Get undressed - 7 seconds.
Get some sexy music on - 25 seconds.
That’s 11 minutes and 22 seconds and I haven’t even started the foreplay yet!
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Then include “looking for a place to park” in the foreplay and you got at least 40 minutes more into the whole thing.
[quote]Edevus wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
I call BS on this entire study.[/quote]
Ditto. I can’t even crank out a posh wank in 1.7 minutes. Oo
Close curtains - 5 seconds.
Fill the sink with hot water - 45 seconds.
Place lube and insert favourite posh wanking device here into hot water and let stand - 10 minutes.
Get undressed - 7 seconds.
Get some sexy music on - 25 seconds.
That’s 11 minutes and 22 seconds and I haven’t even started the foreplay yet!
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Then include “looking for a place to park” in the foreplay and you got at least 40 minutes more into the whole thing.[/quote]
Bingo! The people running this study are clearly fat blokes trying to stir some shit.